random thoughts for tuesday august 30th, 2011

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attention wives:  do not go hunting with your wives…

now THIS is funny…

 

1.  have you ever wondered what your favorite celebrities look like without makeup?  well, many of them REALLY get dolled up when they head out of thier homes, and sometimes they get caught by a camera with no makeup on…we’ll check out some of them right now….

disclaimer:  i don’t have to worry about this at home…my wife is naturally beautiful and looks just as beautiful with or without the small amounts of makeup she uses……

first of all, CAMERON DIAZ is celebrating birthday number 39 today…let’s start out with her…

i think that BROOKE SHIELDS is one of the most beautiful actresses out there….quite a bit different without makeup…

here’s ANGELINE JOLIE…

how about MILEY CYRUS?

J-LO looks different without makeup…here’s JENNIFER LOPEZ…

here’s DREW BARRYMORE…

how about KIM KARDASHIAN…

remember ALICIA SILVERSTONE?

i always thought JENNIFER GARNER was a “natural” beauty..you be the judge…

here’s VANESSA HUDGENS…

HALLE BERRY…

and finally the beautiful model ADRIANA LIMA…

 

2.  okay, it’s only fair that i show you myself with and without makeup…if i’m going to pick on the girls, i should “man up”…right?

okay, here’s my normal look…

here’s what i look like when i wake up in the morning…

and here’s what i look like when i get all gussied up when i take my wife out on the town…

actually, you may remember when i was dressed up as “JAYDA” for the CANCER fundraiser last year….wasn’t i a beauty?

thank goodness my beautiful wife improved this picture greatly…

3.  let’s continue our salute to the SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR…yesterday i showed you a video by the guy my wife and i cannot wait to see, the legendary DON WILLIAMS…today, we’ll feature his opening act…SAMMY KERSHAW….i can’t beleive he is opening the concert, but it’s going to make for a great show friday night…here’s SAMMY KERSHAW with my favorite song of his, “MEANT TO BE.”

http://youtu.be/ncXc0n4J8Lc

4.  man, i did not feel well yesterday…had a splitting headache..could hardly keep my eyes open…i got on facebook last night and found out dozens of other people had the same stuff yesterday..must have been the weather, i don’t know…

5.  it make me sick how fast time is flying…it’s already august 30th….before we know it sn….sno……sn…….i can’t even say that stupid FOUR LETTER WORD….you know what it is…that crappy white stuff will be falling…..

6.  labor day weekend is quickly approaching….three day weekend around here, gang…..we’re planning a couple of days at the STATE FAIR in HURON, othewise some grilling out, catching up on movies at CARMIKE, and lots of sleeping…actually, if it’s like most weekends, the sleeping goes by the wayside…

7.  former secretary of state COLIN POWELL, who cross party lines to vote for PRESIDENT OBAMA in 2008,  is massively tearing apart DICK CHENEY’S new book…here’s a reminder for COLIN POWELL…DO NOT accept any hunting invitations from CHENEY…

8.  jailed polygamist leader WARREN JEFFS was in critical condition yesterday after fasting in prison for three days….you would figure that he would be fine, what with all the extra calories he has stored up from all the wedding cake he had to eat…

9.  weird….biologists at the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN have created artificial umm..butts for mice…yeah…weird, huh?  i’m going to check out what they can do for me….mine’s almost gone for the boss chewing on it all the time…

10.  mosquitos are disappearing from some parts of AFRICA…officials think they were taken out by a S.W.A.T. team…

11.  psycho singer LADY GAGA spent the entire MTV music awards dressed in character as her male alter ego, JO CALDERONE…and she even used the men’s room….c’mon GAGA, you really want to impress me?  USE THE URINAL…

12.  during a search, 49 pairs of shoes were confiscated from the apartment of LSU quarterback JORDAN JEFFERSON..they were either stolen, give as illegal gifts, or he’s a centipede….

13.  after a week long honeymoon in EUROPE, KIM KARDASHIAN and her new hubby KRIS HUMPHRIES are back in LOS ANGELES…a lot of time was wasted on the honeymoon as KIM tried to figure out exactly what she was taking a vacation from….

14.  on a recent “JERSEY SHORE”, SNOOKI was fired at a pizza parlor for drinking on job…what did they expect when her resume was printed on a bar napkin?

15.  actors MELISSA GILBERT and BRUCE BOXLEITNER are getting a divorce after 16 years of marriage…I’M SHOCKED…i had NO IDEA that they were still ACTORS…

16.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?”
     Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Slogan, “Love to fly and it shows?”
     She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, “Nope, not Delta.”
     A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, “Something special in the air?”
     She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.
     Next he tried the United slogan, “I would really love to fly your friendly skies?”
     This time the woman savagely turned on him, “What the hell do you want?”
     The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said…. “Ahhh, Southwest.”

HAVE A MOST GLORIOUS TUESDAY MY FRIENDS..

JAY DEAN

 

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