random thoughts for thursday september 8th, 2011

BOY OH BOY, I GUESS THE ANIMALS ARE SMART!!!

OKAY…YOU AND I CAN SIT DOWN AT OUR TABLES AND SPEND AN HOUR CUTTING OUT COUPONS TO SAVE AT THE STORE….WE FIND COUPONS FOR 5 CENTS, 10 CENTS, MAYBE EVEN 50 CENTS….WHOOPEEE…….WHY NOT SAVE 50 PERCENT AND MORE AT YOUR FAVORITE STORES AROUND THE AREA….JUST REGISTER AT thriftydakotan.com, AND YOU’LL RECIEVE E-MAILS THAT YOU CAN PRINT OFF AND USE AT THE STORES YOU’RE ALREADY GOING TO…DO IT TODAY…thriftydakotan.com

 

1.  well, i’m about to make you old….actor JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS, who played the son RANDY on “HOME IMPROVEMENT” is…are you ready for this?  30….that’s right, today is his 30th birthday…..wow….you have to remember this kid…

here is JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS today on his 30th birthday….

2.  must be a day of “THOMAS” birthday…beautiful actress HEATHER THOMAS is turning 54 today..you may remember her from playing JODY BANKS  on “THE FALL GUY” with LEE MAJORS…she was a cutie…

and she is still a beautiful woman..here’s HEATHER THOMAS on her 54th birthday today…

and if you’re wondering what her co-star, the “SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN” looks like, let’s see…here’s LEE MAJORS, who is now 72…wow..that’s hard to believe…

 

3.  I AM SO EXCITED…for the first time in 20 years, i’m down under 220 pounds….i have now lost seven pounds in one week…how about that?  and it’s all thanks to some walking, and delicious shakes from VISALUS….i do a shake in the morning, eat a snack two hours later, have a shake at lunchtime, eat a mid afternoon snack, and have a nice big supper…..and yesterday i made the BEST TASTING shake i have made yet…i made it with almond milk, the shake powder, some frozen fruit, and VANILLA PUDDING MIX…it was incredible…even if you try the shake with nothing extra you’ll love it…it tastes like birthday cake….and you know how much we love birthday cake…c’mon..take the 90 day challenge…go to aberdeenchallenge.com and get more information….

4.  i’m also very excited because…are you ready for this?  ABERDEEN WING’S HOCKEY IS BACK, BABY….

our beloved WINGS will host the AUSTIN BRUINS in two exhibition pre season games friday and saturday nights at 7:15 at the ODDE ICE ARENA…if you are a regular ticket holder, it will not work for you this weekend…all seats are seven dollars and all seats are wide open…..GET READY FOR WINGS HOCKEY THIS WEEKEND…

5.  i am going to have to get a nap today so i can watch the GREEN BAY PACKERS and NEW ORLEANS SAINTS tonight as the NFL season opens up…..my brother TREVOR,  who is a die hard PACKER’S fan is coming over tonight to watch the game…it was a tough decision to watch football tonight, because one of the classic battles in high school volleyball will take place in MELLETTE tonight, when the WARNER MONARCHS play the NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS….it’s always a huge huge battle when these two play…

6.  if you do some shopping on E-BAY, today you can bid on a very rare WHITE M AND M that was accidently found in a bag of these chocolate delights….opening bid is 99 cents…i’m sure the guy is hoping for some big money, but he might be stuck with ten bucks or more….who the heck would pay big money for that?  cripes, if you put it on a mantle and the sun hits it, your investment is literally all over the place….

7.  WHACKO…a man from UTAH is in trouble with the law for BUTCHERING A COW in his driveway in town…that’s right, people drove by, neighbors came outside, and everybody was stunned as he killed the cow and started butchering it on his driveway….i find this story “utterly” ridiculous…if he did this in his driveway, where did he park his cow? i mean, car…yep, i’m going to “milk” this story for everything that i can…

8.  the GOP debate was held last night at the REAGAN library in CALIFORNIA…MICHELLE BACHMANN said she was “honored to be there on september 7th…pearl harbor day…”  ha ha

9.  circumcisions are down across the country…that’s because a lot of their parents work for the government…where, as you know there are NO CUTS…

10.  new research has concluded that dolphins can actually talk to each other….and just like humans, when the female dolphin is talking, the man dolphin pretends to listen…

11.  police say that a 35 year old man was arrested at a MISSISSIPPI grocery store after he stuffed TWO LIVE LOBSTERS DOWN HIS PANTS INTO HIS UNDERWEAR…wow…police say that they, much like the lobsters are going to “clamp down” on this crime…

12.  researchers in CANADA say that “couch potatoes” are missing key genes…they’re probably lost in the sofa cushions with the remote control…

13.  EDDIE MURPHY has been tapped to be the host of the next OSCAR’S show…and they’re expecting a full house, unlike the theaters where EDDIE’S last ten movies have played…

14.  a new poll finds that most people around the world still think that AMERICANS are the “coolest” people on the planet….which means one thing…obviously “JERSEY SHORE” and “THE KARDASHIANS”  don’t play on tv worldwide…

15.  JOKE OF THE DAY: (thanks to another listener named STACEY for giving me this joke)

A pastor went to visit one of his shut-in church members one afternoon. The old fellow invited him in, and they sat down at the dinner table and began to visit.
As the time past, the pastor began to eat from the bowl in the middle of the table that had raisins in it. Before long the pastor realized that he had eaten the whole
bowl of raisins. As he began to apologize for eating all of them. The old fellow replied. “That’s fine, since I have gotten my dentures, all I can do is suck the chocolate off of them.”

IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME A JOKE THAT WE COULD POSSIBLY USE ON THE BLOG, SEND THEM TO sunny97@hubcityradio.com

HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

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