random thoughts for monday september 12th, 2011

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1.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to one of the original “LITTLE RASCALS.”  actor DICKIE MOORE played the character of “DICKIE” on the show…he turns 86 years old today…he was quite the cutie in his day…

here he is with PETEY THE DOG…

and here’s DICKIE MOORE recently, as he celebrates birthday number 86 today…this picture is with actress JANE POWELL…

 

2.  also celebrating a birthday today is actress LINDA GRAY, who played J.R. EWING’S wife SUE ELLEN on the hit tv show “DALLAS.”  she, beleive it or not, turns 71 today…

here is LINDA GRAY on her 71st birthday…the first picture is with her tv husband, LARRY HAGMAN, who is TURNING EIGHTY ON SEPTEMBER 21ST…yes, 80!!!!

 

3.  i have no idea why, but the other day i was thinking about the tv show “MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN.”  remember that show?  i thought it was very weird…the show starred LOUISE LASSER as “MARY HARTMAN.”  she played a red headed piggy tailed girl who seemed to always be a step behind everybody…ha ha….ever wondered whatever happened to LOUISE LASSER?  let’s find out…first of all, here she is with the cast of the show…

LOUISE LASSER was married for a short time to WOODY ALLEN, and has since acted in a few roles, but none as popular as MARY HARTMAN…she is now 72 years old…and she looks totally different today…

 

4.  yesterday was the day marking the 10th anniversary of september 11th, 2001, when our nation was shocked by the horrible attacks on our country…..many places marked the date yesterday….

all of us who were around that day will never forget it…the horror, the panic, the thought of “are we next?”  we pray to GOD that something like this will never happen to our country again, but with the crazy, psycho, jackasses out there, you just never know….but i’ll tell you one thing….THIS COUNTRY WILL PREVAIL, BECAUSE THE UNITED STATES IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD…

5.  while i was out doing my nightly walk last night, i noticed that there was absolutely no breeze, and the flags were just lying up against the poles….THE FLAGS LOOKED SAD…they looked like they were just hanging there staring at the ground….kind of fit the mood from yesterday, didn’t it?  made me teary eyed thinking about it…

6.  JEANNIE AND I went to a movie friday night.  my bride wanted to see the new movie “CONTAGION.”  i’ll tell you this, she liked it a whole lot more than i did…..i was more interested in the popcorn..ha ha…

the problems that i had with the movie are as follows…

A:  i didn’t attach myself with the characters…you don’t get to know them well enough to have any feelings for them…..

B:  this premise has been done so so so many times…..

C:  i didn’t feel there was a lot of “emotion” from some of the stars….

maybe i was just in a different mood, but i didn’t care for it…

7.  one thing i did like this weekend was….ABERDEEN WINGS HOCKEY, BABY…

our WINGS went 2-0 in preseason games this weekend against AUSTIN….i can’t wait for the regular season to start on friday september 30th…and who do we start out with?  our arch nemesis THE BISMARCK BOBCATS…should be AWESOME…

8.  i was so excited yesterday…my WASHINGTON REDSKINS looked really really good….they beat the NEW YORK GIANTS 28-14 yesterday in D.C…..this is the first time in a few years that i have optimism for my team…..COLIN COWHERD on ESPN predicted that my SKINS would be 2-14 this season and would be the worst team in football…CRAM IT COLIN…..

9.  a new study found that WEIGHT WATCHERS actually really works helping people to lose weight…you know what else helps?  skipping that 9th slice of pizza…

10.  last week, a train in INDIA went 600 miles the wrong way before anybody noticed…so, apparently AMERICAN men aren’t the only ones who refuse to ask for directions….

11.  MISS UNIVERSE officials are ordering miss COLOMBIA to start wearing panties because her lack of them was obvious in the publicity photos…WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND “MISS CONGENIALITY” ALREADY…

12.  a 65 year old great grandmother in WALES, says she’s dating men in their 20’s, who don’t even know her age since she got F-CUP breast implants….she looks younger because the implants are so heavy that they pull all the wrinkles out of her neck and face…

13.  a BRITISH tabloid is pushing a rumor that GEORGE HARRISON had an affair with MADONNA….but we’ll never know, because one is now a dried up corpse, and the other is GEORGE HARRISON…

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A blonde went to the eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read lines of letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.
     She was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack, cut out a hole to see through with one eye, put it on her head to cover up the appropriate eye, and asked her to read the letters again.
     As he did so, he noticed tears dripping from the bottom of the paper bag.
     “Look,” said the doctor, “there’s no need to get so upset about needing glasses.”
     “I know,” she cried, but I had my heart set on wire frames.”

HAVE AN AWESOME MONDAY MY FRIENDS…

JAY DEAN

 

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