random thoughts for wednesday september 14th, 2011

THAT’S RIGHT….WE’RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE WEEKEND…

 

JUST A REMINDER TODAY WHEN YOU SEE YOUR BOSS..HA HA…

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1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to the young lady who shot J.R. on “DALLAS.”  it’s MARY CROSBY, who played KRISTIN SHEPARD on the tv show…..she’s an adorable little rascal…and you know who’s daughter she is, right?  she’s the daughter of BING CROSBY….here’s BING with son HARRY and daughter MARY…

and here’s MARY CROSBY back in the 80’s….cutie pie…

MARY CROSBY turns 52 years old today……here she is today, one of the pictures with J.R. himself, actor LARRY HAGMAN…

2.  happy birthday wishes are also going out to SHA NA NA star, JOHN BAUMAN, who was the deep voiced, funny guy, named BOWZER…..remember him?

JOHN BAUMAN is 64 today…yeah, 64….you may have seen him on an info-mercial promoting a 50’s cd set….here he is today…

 

3.  today we’re going to find out whatever happened to sex symbol JOEY HEATHERTON…she was a very sexy y0ung lady, who liked to dress that way, and caused controversy with some of her clothing…heck, today, nobody would even notice…

JOEY HEATHERTON is a dancer, a singer, and an actress….she is currently not in anything that i know of, but still makes public appearances…here she is today, the first one with JANE FONDA….when JANE ran into JOEY, she said, “I’M BEYOND HAPPY TO SEE MY FRIEND JOEY HEATHERTON…”

by the way, TODAY is JOEY HEATHERTON’S 67th birthday…

 

4.  comedian STEVEN WRIGHT is one of my favorite comedians…his “deadpan” delivery just kills me…one of STEVEN WRIGHT’S quotes that i love is this one…”I WORK AT A FIRE HYDRANT FACTORY..YOU CAN’T PARK ANYWHERE NEAR THERE.”  that’s good stuff…or this one…”I SPILLED SPOT REMOVER ON MY DOG…NOW HE’S GONE…”  love him…

here’s a short video of his funny brand of comedy…

http://youtu.be/9IhczNP7I3g

5.  i was thinking the other day about my favorite toys back in the 70’s…so, i thought i would travel down memory lane….see if you had some of these…

remember “LITE BRITE?”  my brother TROY AND I used to spell naughty words on it, and then light it up…until we heard MOM coming, then we were pulling those little plugs out like crazy…

we used to love “ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS..”  you would hit each other until one of the robots heads popped up…then you would push the head down and start pounding again…

remember that worthless NFL football game?  you would put some plastic players on the field, then turn on this vibrating button, and you would HOPE that one of your players would vibrate into the end zone…ha ha

one of our all time favorite toys was “GNIP GNOP”…which, by the way is “PING PONG” backwards….you had three ball on each side, and the first one to get all six on the other side wins…tons of fun…

someday when i’m rich….(which will be never)…i am going to start collecting these old toys…that would be great…

and what kid didn’t like the “VIEWMASTER.”  you could look at pictures and cartoons in a new thing called “3-D.”….what a concept, huh?

6.  i was up in HECLA AND HOUGHTON the last two nights….didn’t get home until 9:30 or 10:00 both nights…then, you have to unwind…so, i was in bed around 11:00 and later…then back up around 3:30am-4am….not a ton of sleep…tonight, i’m home, so if you drive by my home and hear loud snoring, it’s just me trying to catch up…ha ha

7.  i cannot even FORCE myself to watch a MINNESOTA TWINS game on tv….and no, i’m not a “fair weather fan.”  i’m a HUGE fan, but this season has been so so so so so so disappointing……it hurts to watch…especially when they are the bottom team in their division, and only score between 0-2 runs a game…IF THEY ARE LUCKY…..thank goodness you can’t have negative points…

8.  the census bureau reports that poverty has risen so much that 44.2 million AMERICANS are now below the poverty line….the good news is that we  have redefined the “poverty line” as someone owning a flat screen tv that’s less than 42 inches…..

9.  scientists have discovered more than FIFTY new planets..thank goodness…we need more storage space….

10.  TARGET has a new design for their shopping carts…they’re a lot lighter, and steering is easier for your children to ram you in the shins….

11.  a “SEX AND THE CITY” prequel is in the works…..i supposedly takes you back in the 70’s when the girls were in their late 40’s and early 50’s……OUCH…

12.  there were 342 reports of suspicious packages in NEW YORK CITY over the 9/11 anniversary weekend….and that didn’t even include anything from ANTHONY WEINER….

13.  an overweight man is suing WHITE CASTLE because it’s restraurant booths are too small for him to fit in….he’s embarrassed to cram himself into a tiny booth…apparently his pride is the only thing he can’t swallow…

14.  DEMI MOORE has tweeted a picture of herself topless…wow..i had no idea she was in congress…

15.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
     MAN: “Hello”
     WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
     MAN: “Yes”
     WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and I just found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it?”
     MAN: “Sure… go ahead if you like it that much.”
     WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked.”
     MAN: “How much?”
     WOMAN: “$60,000”
     MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
     WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
     MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but don’t go over $900,000.”
     WOMAN: “Okay. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
     MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
     The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
     Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

HAVE A GREAT HUMP DAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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