random thoughts for friday september 16th, 2011

OH YEAH, BABY…IT’S THAT TIME OF THE WEEK TO CELEBRATE…

YOUR MORNING FUNNIES…

OH, HOW TRUE THIS IS…

SO, YOU GO TO YOUR E-MAIL, HIT THE RECIEVE/SEND BUTTON, AND USUALLY GET A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT YOU AUTOMATICALLY DELETE…WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT TO GET STUFF YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT?  THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SIGN UP AT thriftydakotan.com…..YOU REGISTER TODAY, AND E-MAILS WILL START COMING YOUR WAY FOR SAVINGS AT THE STORES YOU’RE ALREADY GOING TO IN THE ABERDEEN AREA…SIGN UP TODAY AT thriftydakotan.com…THEN TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW TO DO THE SAME…..

 

1.  happy birthday wishes today are going out to legendary actress LAUREN BACALL…she’s alive and kicking at the tender age of 87….LAUREN has been in so many movies that they can’t be listed…i’ll give you a few, though…..movies like “THE BIG SLEEP”, “THE MIRROR HAS TWO FACES”, “TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT”, and “KEY LARGO” among others…she’s known for her sultry voice, and her sexy looks…here’s LAUREN BACALL back in her early days…

this one, i beleive, is from the 80’s…

and here’s LAUREN BACALL today on her 87th birthday…the first one is with GLENN CLOSE…

2.  scary movie host “ELVIRA” turns 60 on saturday..that’s kind of hard to beleive…”ELVIRA” is portrayed by actress CASSANDRA PETERSON…..here she is, in costume…

and here she is today at 60, with her regular looks…i’m noticing a general theme in these pictures….

3.  and finally, teen heartthrob FRANKIE AVALON turns 71 years old on sunday….every woman in their 60’s and 70’s remembers him…

and he’s still out there performing today…here’s some current pictures of FRANKIE AVALON…

4.  it’s week two of the NFL…this weekend, my beloved REDSKINS tangle with the ARIZONA CARDINALS…i’m not ready to drink the kool aid yet, but i think my team is for real….we’ll find out more this weekend…

hey, do you remember when DALLAS COWBOY’S quarterback TONY ROMO botched a field goal that cost the COWBOYS, i beleive, a playoff game?  well, i found this cartoon last night that cracked me up…

5.  did you hear about this?  a calico cat named “WILLOW” disappeared from a home in the ROCKY MOUNTAINS of COLORADO five years ago….guess what?  WILLOW turned up this week in NEW YORK CITY….FIVE YEARS LATER…that’s amazing….she was 1,900 miles away from home…how did they know it was their cat?  when the cat was a kitten, they had a microchip implanted….amazing…

6.  singer PAUL SIMON is hitting the road again…both my darling wife and i are big fans…hopefully he’s come fairly close to our area…

7.  well, it looks like i don’t have to worry about seeing any new movies this weekend…..four movies coming out, and only one of the even entices me even a little bit..

which movie sort of gets me excited?  here it is….

studio exec: “so, how can we make a ton of money and not do that much work?  oh, i know…let’s release “THE LION KING” in 3d…”…yep…it comes out today…

i am not, IN THE LEAST BIT, a fan of SARAH JESSICA PARKER…so, i guess i’ll let my wife and her girlfriends go see it…it’s called “HOW DOES SHE DO IT?”  it focuses on her “busy” life…a life that almost all of us have today…

RYAN GOSLING is back in a movie called “DRIVE.”  i know nothing about this movie…

and, i know EVEN LESS about a movie coming out today called “STRAW DOGS.”

8.  speaking of the previous story, i mentioned my wife and her girlfriends…can you imagine if i said, “me and my boyfriends?”  why is it okay for girls to have girlfriends, and boys not to have boyfriends….actually, it creeps me out just thinking about it…i will continue to call my male friends, “MY BRO’S.”

9.  in a new survey, we find out that women are attracted to men with deep voices…so, take it down an octave CHAZ BONO…

10.  two women in JOHNSON CITY, TENNESSEE, were arrested for allegedly stealing the artwork of the wall of an ARBY’S restraurant…they have been charged with “BAD TASTE.”

11.  “so called” actress HEIDI MONTAG turned 25 yesterday…well, at least PARTS of her turned 25…

12.  NICOLAS CAGE, promoting his home invasion film called “TRESPASS”, says that one time he woke up to find a naked deranged fan in his bedroom eating a fudgesicle…..the fan was able to locate his house because of the yard full of foreclosure signs…

13.  the town president of CICERO, ILLINOIS, is accused of sexual harassment, making racial slurs, and passing gas in front of co-workers…he immediately resigned and started his campaign to run for CONGRESS…

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”
    Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
    He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”
    Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”
    God replied, “An arm and a leg.”
    Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”

AWESOME JOKE..HA HA

HAVE A TERRIFIC WEEKEND EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

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