random thoughts for monday september 19th, 2011

HELLO MY FRIENDS, AND HAPPY MONDAY!!

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1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to the skinny model, TWIGGY….remember her?

TWIGGY’S  real last name is LAWSON…she is a model and an actress….and today is her 62nd birthday…this is TWIGGY today…

2.  the beautiful former co-host of “GOOD MORNING AMERICA” is having a birthday…i’m talking about JOAN LUNDEN…she turns 61 today…..JOAN LUNDEN was with “GOOD MORNING AMERICA” for 17 years…..here she is with CHARLIE GIBSON…

JOAN LUNDEN wanted to go home and raise kids, and i would say “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED”…wow…check out her family photo…

and she is still incredibly beautiful…

3.  today, we’re going to find out whatever happened to actor DAVID MCCALLUM….he has a birthday today, as he gets ready to celebrate number 78…..probably his most famous role was in the tv show ‘THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.’….here he is with ROBERT VAUGHN and LEO G. CARROLL…DAVID is on the left….

but, i think my favorite role that DAVID MCCALLUM had was in the 1975 hit tv series, “THE INVISIBLE MAN.”

here is DAVID MCCALLUM today on his 78th birthday…

4.  sad news from HOLLYWOOD…actress FRANCES BAY died at the age of 95 yesterday…you may not remember her name, but you’ll remember her characters….her most famous one was playing ADAM SANDLER’S grandmother in “HAPPY GILMORE.”

probably the most famous tv role for FRANCES BAY was on the very very famous “SEINFELD” episode about the marble rye called “THE RYE.” 

rest in peace, FRANCES…here she is recently…notice, she’s holding a marble rye…

 

5.  my REDSKINS are 2-0……the BUFFALO BILLS are 2-0…the DETROIT LIONS are 2-0….what a crazy NFL season so far…the VIKINGS lost yesterday, and have to play the LIONS this weekend….the LIONS are super hot right now, as they outscored their opponents 75-23 in their first two games……the VIKINGS might be in serious trouble after starting out 0-2…..

6.  after months and months of hype, the season premiere of “TWO AND  HALF MEN” is on tonight on CBS….it has been a debacle as CHARLIE SHEEN was fired, went off the deep end, and was replaced by ASHTON KUTCHER…..CHARLIE SHEEN was on the “EMMY AWARDS” last night, and said that he had nothing but praise for his former show, and wished everybody a great season….

supposedly they kill of CHARLIE’S character tonight and have the funeral, too….yep…THERE’S NOTHING FUNNIER THAN A FUNERAL ON A SITCOM….WOW…

7.  but, the one show i’m waiting for tonight is the COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF CHARLIE SHEEN….i hear that people rip him apart….they get a bit raunchy, but it’s still fun to watch…

8.  BELIEVE….BELIEVE…BELIEVE….BELIEVE….BELIEVE….there…i think i have it…i was told yesterday in church by one of our super nice church ladies that i spell “believe” wrong in my blog every time….i evidently spelled it “beleive.”  now i think i have it…ha ha….by the way, when you write a word over and over and over you start wondering if you actually spelled it right…

9.  according to a BLOOMBERG national poll, HILLARY CLINTON is the most popular national political figure in AMERICA today…she’s so popular right now that even BILL CLINTON was thinking about hitting on her…

10.  according to a recent survey, larger women are more likely to have sex on a first date…that explains all the men peering into the windows of a weight watcher’s meeting…

11.  this is serious….DOMINO’S PIZZA is making plans to someday build a pizza shop on THE MOON….they guarantee pizzas will be delivered in 30 light years or less….

12.  the FBI is reportedly close to tracking down the hackers who got into SCARLETT JOHANSSON’S cell phone and leaked nude photos of her onto the internet….the FBI would be moving a lot faster, if they weren’t so distracted looking at the evidence….

13.  GERMANY’S “OKTOBERFEST” is on….this is the time of year when GERMANS put down their beer, and pick up TWO beers…man, you know you have a drinking problem when your event is called “OKTOBERFEST” and starts in SEPTEMBER…

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and a Baptist minister go fishing. They’re out on the water for awhile when the priest says, “Are you guys getting thirsty?”
    The others say yes, so he says he’ll go get the drinks. He stands up on the boat, says some prayers in Latin, and walks across the water and back with the drinks.
    About an hour later, the rabbi says, “Are you guys getting hungry?”
    The others say yes, so he says he’ll go get the sandwiches. He stands up on the boat, says some prayers in Hebrew, and walks across the water and back with the food.
     It starts to get hot in the midday sun, and the priest and the rabbi say they could really use some more drinks.
     They start to stand up, but the minister says, “I got it this time.”
     He stands up on the boat, gives a sermon about fire and brimstone, steps onto the water, and sinks to the bottom. He gets up and tries again, three more times, and every time he sinks to the bottom.
     After the fourth try, the priest says to the rabbi, “Do you think we should tell him where the rocks are?”

HAVE A GREAT MONDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

 

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