random thoughts for tuesday september 20th, 2011

I DON’T THINK THE FOLLOWING IS TRUE, BUT IT JUST MAKES TUESDAY MORE BEARABLE…

YOUR TUESDAY MORNING FUNNY!!!

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1.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to actor BEN STILLER’S mom, and JERRY STILLER’S wife…it’s funnywoman ANNE MEARA…she turns 82 today…..i’m sure you remember her…

HMM.. didn’t know the hubby and wife had a comedy album…

here’s ANNE MEARA today on her 82nd birthday…..the first one is with her son BEN STILLER, and his incredibly beautiful wife, actress CHRISTINE TAYLOR….the second one is with her husband, JERRY STILLER…

2.  here’s one that might shock you…sexy film star SOPHIA LOREN turns 77 today…yepper..three years away from 80….SOPHIA LOREN has always been about “sexy” and “seductive.”

here’s SOPHIA LOREN recently, as we celebrate number 77 today…

3.  did you watch the EMMY AWARDS on sunday night?  there was a group singing on the show called “THE CANADIAN TENORS.”  this past sunday morning in church at HECLA, one of my congregation members named LINDA came up to me and told me that another congregation member PAM, had called from a few states away to tell me that they had this group play for them called “THE CANADIAN TENORS,” and that they were going to be on the EMMY’S sunday night….all i can say is WOW….INCREDIBLE…AWESOME…

if you don’t believe me, just watch this video…here are THE CANADIAN TENORS singing the song they sang on the show…it’s called “HALLELUJAH.” 

http://youtu.be/LTx8IGPwrIk

4.  due to an error by a reporter, i believe that i reported a few weeks ago that BOB HOPE’S wife, DELORES HOPE had died…well, she didn’t…but now she did…yes, this is official…DELORES HOPE died recently at the age of 102…isn’t that amazing?  her hubby lives to 100 and she lives to 102….incredible…

here’s an older picture of BOB AND DELORES, and a current one of her from her 100th birthday two years ago…

5.  did you watch “TWO AND A HALF MEN” last night?  it was CHARLIE’S funeral since CHARLIE SHEEN was fired from the show….the funeral part was ok, but the next few scenes were hilarious….CHARLIE’S mom was trying to sell his house, and people like JOHN STAMOS, and DHARMA AND GREG, came to see it…pretty funny stuff….and then JEANNIE AND I watched the CHARLIE SHEEN roast on COMEDY CENTRAL…that was hilarous…awfully mean, sometimes very dirty, but very very funny….they even teased him about losing his kids…..is that funny?  don’t think so…

6.  oh boy…”GLEE” has it’s premiere tonight for season three…i was planning on watching, but instead i’ll be out in the garage pounding nails into my arms and legs…..bleck…..

7.  the WENDY’S fast food chain revealed a brand new hamburger that they claim is going to “reinvent burgers.”  but, the question is, will it reinvent clogged arteries?

8.  police report that violent crimes fell for the fourth straight year…which just goes to show you how fat and lazy we have become in this country…..

9.  an 81 year old FLORIDA woman says that she’s been performing as a clown named “GAGA” for decades before LADY GAGA came along….but it’s not the same…one entertains people by dressing up in ridiculous clown outfits, and the other one is an old lady in FLORIDA…

10.  two men from DENVER apparently had watched the movie ‘WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S’  one too many times….they were arrested over the weekend after police discovered that their friend had died hours ago, and the guys had allegedly put his body in their vehicle, and then went out bar-hopping on his credit card…well, not bar HOPPING, more like BAR DRAGGING….

11. this is plain stupid… a man from INDIA has intentionally kept his right arm above his head since 1973…weird….however, he does hold the record for the number of times anybody has won ‘VOLUNTEER OF THE YEAR.’

12.  to offset costs, MTV’S show “JERSEY SHORE” has recieved $420,000 dollars in taxpayer money…man, that’s going to buy a lot of penicillin….

13.  MITT ROMNEY went on record the other day saying that he would like to have a vice president running mate like DICK CHENEY….my question is this…is he even TRYING to win the election?

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

  Two elderly women were out driving in a large car – both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself “I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.”
    After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.
    At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!”
    Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh, shoot, am I driving?”

 HAVE A GLORIOUS TUESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

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