random thoughts for thursday september 22nd, 2011

DON’T WORRY…BE HAPPY….

COULD A CHILD HAVE WRITTEN A BETTER SCHEDULE OF OUR LIVES?

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1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to actor ROB STONE…he played the son “KEVIN” on the 80’s hit tv show “MR. BELVEDERE.”  my wife and i used to LOVE that show…i thought it was one of the most underrated shows on tv at that time…do you remember the cast?

the show starred CHRISTOPHER HEWITT as “MR. BELVEDERE”, and BOB UECKER as the dad of the family.

ROB STONE turns 49 years old today..here’s what he looks like today…

2.  i know that i MAY HAVE featured DEBBY BOONE a few weeks or months ago, but i need to do so again, because she has milestone, of sorts, for a birthday today…the beautiful, gorgeous, DEBBY BOONE turns 55 today…..

as i have mentioned before, i HAVE ALWAYS had a HUGE crush on her…she was, and is so so beautiful….

here she is back in her younger years…

and here is our birthday girl, DEBBY BOONE, on her 55th birthday…STILL A KNOCKOUT…

3.  speaking of DEBBY BOONE, you probably know that she is the daughter of PAT BOONE…so, we thought we’d see what he is up to today…

PAT BOONE was the heartthrob of millions of women back in his younger days…

if you are lucky enough to see him, PAT BOONE is still out there sinning his five decades of hits…by the way, PAT BOONE is now 77 years old….

4.  i had a weird moment yesterday….i posted a beautiful picture of JESUS on my facebook page, and i put the caption under it of “JUST A REMINDER OF WHO IS RUNNING YOUR LIFE.”  the only thing is, when i FIRST wrote it, i accidentally substituted the word “RUNNING” with “RUINING.”  hit the wrong key….so, the phrase would have said, “JUST A REMINDER OF WHO IS RUINING YOUR LIFE.”  man, am i glad i caught that…ha ha…somebody would have….

5.  a gentle reminder to the gentleman driving behind me on melgaard last night around 9:45…..when i leave walmart and am heading toward melgaard and the speed limit is 40, i’m going to try and go 40…especially since getting a speeding ticket recently…so, i’m going the speed limit, and you are riding my bumper….and then when i finally turn off, you have the genius knowledge of rolling your window down and giving me the “one finger” salute…sir, you are a jerk…..if you were in such a hurry, PASS ME….maybe a road rage class should be next on your agenda…..

6.  well, tonight is going to be a great night…first of all, the match that all of us volleyball fans love….NORTHWESTERN AT WARNER…number one WARNER vs. number three NORTHWESTERN…every single time these two teams play, it’s a BARNBURNER….i will tell you this, if you are coming to WARNER to watch…GET THERE EARLY…the place is completely packed during this game…

7.  the other thing i’m excited about tonight is the season premiere of “THE OFFICE.” tonight we are supposed to find out who the new boss is….insiders say that it’s between ANDY, JIM, AND DWIGHT…if i had to choose between those, i would take DWIGHT….JIM is too nice, ANDY is a wuss, and DWIGHT would add the kind of bonehead edge that would make it funny…plus JIM is always nailing him, which is funny in itself….i cannot even imagine “THE OFFICE” with MICHAEL SCOTT, played by STEVE CARRELL…

however, when they had their final episode last season, and they had a cast of celebrities coming thru the office, i told my family that my favorite one was JAMES SPADER….he was so cocky and confident…well, JAMES SPADER starts on the show tonight…he is going to be a major thorn in the butt of DWIGHT…

8.  PRESIDENT OBAMA says that his new tax plan isn’t “class warfare” it’s “MATH.”  so now, DONALD TRUMP wants to see OBAMA’S grades in math…

9.  8 in 10 AMERICANS think that the economy is getting worse…it’s so bad that many people are hoping to get hit with that falling satellite so they can sell the iron….

10.  “ROYAL WEDDING” and “WINNING” were the most used words on television in 2011…and the least used words?  “I LOVE NANCY GRACE.”

11.  after 31 years, the rock band R.E.M. has decided to disband and call it quits…why?  because they’re getting so old that their groupies are coming to the concert to show them pictures of their grandkids…plus they are throwing their depends on stage instead of their panties….

12.  PHILADELPHIA EAGLE’S quarterback VINCE YOUNG said that a man is posing as him and collecting appearance fees….but, if this guy is the perfectVINCE YOUNG  impersonator, the money will be intercepted and returned….

13.  reaction continues to the huge audience for the premiere of ‘TWO AND A HALF MEN.”  apparently 28.7 million people tuned in….which mean’s that CHARLIE SHEEN’S goddesses told everyone they’ve ever slept with to watch….

14.  after a public outcry, the CHINESE government has banned an ancient yearly festival in the eastern part of CHINA where dogs are butchered in public and then eaten…YUCK…it’s a new policy called “don’t ask..don’t bark.”

15.  TENNESSEE congressman PHIL ROE saved a man’s life at an airport by giving him CPR….the congressman put his mouth on the guys mouth and pushed on his chest…C’MON PEOPLE…DON’T GIVE THE T.S.A. ANY MORE CRAZY IDEAS…

16.  a school in LOS ANGELES has been named after rocker CARLOS SANTANA…that’s true…the school also features the MICHELE BACHMANN mathmatics room, the MIKE TYSON speech room, the SEAN PENN counseling center, and the JANIS JOPLIN chemistry lab…

17. JOKE OF  THE DAY….(a goodie, too)

my great uncle OLE called into work one day and told his boss, “hey, i can’t come to work today because i’m really really sick..i have a headache, a stomach ache, and my legs hurt…so, i can’t come in.”  the boss said, “you know, OLE, i really need you today…when i feel sick like you do, i go to my wife and tell her that i need intimacy immediately…that makes everything better and i go to work..so you try that.”  two hours later OLE shows up to work and tells the boss, “you’re right..i did what you said, and i feel GREAT…and i have to tell you this…YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOME.”

LOVE THAT ONE…HAPPY THURSDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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