random thoughts for FRIDAY september 23rd, 2011

WHOOPEEEE!!!!

THIS WOULD BE MY LUCK!!

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1.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to actor MICKEY ROONEY…he has outlived almost all of his friends and co-stars from the early days…MICKEY ROONEY turns 91 today….

here he is in his younger years…the first picture is with my movie darling, JUDY GARLAND…

and here is MICKEY ROONEY today on his 91st birthday…

2.  on saturday, we wish happy birthday wishes to actress SHEILA MACRAE….she will turn 87….SHEILA has been around a long long time.  she succeeded AUDREY MEADOWS as JACKIE GLEASON’S wife on the colorized version of ‘THE HONEYMOONERS.” she played that role from 1966-1070…she also is known for playing herself in the “I LOVE LUCY” episode called “THE FASHION SHOW.”

and here is SHEILA MACRAE today on the eve of her 87th birthday…

3.  this sunday we will be singing “happy birthday” to POTSIE from “HAPPY DAYS”, actor ANSON WILLIAMS….

he’s pictured on the bottom left next to RON HOWARD..in the back are DONNIE MOST AND HENRY WINKLER…

and here’s ANSON WILLIAMS today, two days in front of birthday number 62…..

4.  did you know that husband and wife MICHAEL DOUGLAS and CATHERINE ZETA JONES celebrate the same birthday?  yep, they do…this sunday MICHAEL DOUGLAS will turn 67, and CATHERINE ZETA JONES will turn a lovely 42….

 

5.  what a great night of volleyball last night in WARNER…the number one WARNER MONARCHS defeated the number three NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS three games to one….most of the games were nailbiters…i’ll  say this for the WILDCATS….there’s NO WAY IN HECK that i want to be on the other side of the net from JUSSY TUSCHERER…she is one of the most amazing volleyball players i have EVER seen…she was all over the floor..and her spikes are AMAZING…..if she plays in college, she will have a tremendous career on the collegiate level…..

6.  here are the new movies this weekend…there’s really only one movie i want to see…and that’s BRAD PITT playing OAKLAND ATHLETIC’S general manager BILLY BEANE…this is based on a true story…the movie is called “MONEYBALL.”

ASHEY JUDD, MORGAN FREEMAN, and HARRON CONNICK, JR. star in a movie that looks pretty cute…it’s called “DOLPHIN TALE”, and it’s a …umm….tale about…dolphins!!

ROBERT DENIRO, JASON STATHAM, and CLIVE OWEN star in “KILLER ELITE”…

and y0ung girls will be FLOCKING to see their love, TAYLOR LAUTNER in the new movie “ABDUCTION.”

 

7.  on tuesday, PRESIDENT OBAMA urged ISRAELIS and PALESTINIANS to resume peace talks…so far, the only thing they agree on is that the new changes on facebook suck….

8.  13,000 men and women are now eligible to re-enlist after the repeal of the “DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL” policy….so, yesterday down on SESAME STREET there was a military recruiter outside the home of BERT AND ERNIE…

9.  NASA says that after the dead satellite plunges into the earth’s atmosphere it will break up into fiery pieces and scatter….kind of like our MINNESOTA TWINS this season…

10.  a woman from WEST VIRGINIA was arrested for stealing a hearse that actually had a dead person in the back….geez…some people will do ANYTHING to get the extra body needed to drive in the car pool lane….

11.  the CHINESE government has banned a traditional dog-eating carnival in eastern CHINA…apparently that’s where vendors serve fresh butchered dogs….THAT’S JUST SICK…and it’s another reason why i will never order a “HOT DOG” in CHINA…

12.  the NFL is warning teams about faking injuries to stop the clock…the NEW YORK GIANTS did it the other night….and because of this stupid move, pro wrestling will be suing the NFL for stealing their idea…

13.  a new study by AMERICAN EXPRESS shows that the super wealthy cut their spending this year on clothes and jewelry…that’s why you didn’t see a lot of them out in public…they were embarrassed and humiliated having to wear “LAST YEAR’S ROLEX.”

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

     The Los Angeles Police Department, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
     The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
     The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
     The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”

LOVE THAT JOKE!!! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY…BE SAFE…

JAY DEAN

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