random thoughts for tuesday september 27th, 2011

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS?

HERE COME YOUR TUESDAY MORNING FUNNIES!!!

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1.  GET READY LADIES!!!!  our birthday celebrations today include 70’s hearthrob SHAUN CASSIDY…he is 53 today…..here he is back in his day….i think EVERYBODY had this album…

here’s a VERY YOUNG picture of SHAUN CASSIDY…

remember his hit tv show?

here’s SHAUN CASSIDY today on his 53rd birthday…the second picture is with his mama SHIRLEY JONES…this is SHAUN and his brothers, DAVID CASSIDY, and ryan and patrick, as well….

 

2.  our second birthday today is actor WILFORD BRIMLEY….he turns 77 today….here’s a very  young picture of him…

do you remember WILFORD BRIMLEY’S tv show from 1986-88…it was called “OUR HOUSE” and featured actress DEIDRE HALL, who plays MARLENA on “DAYS OF OUR LIVES.”

the son is actor CHAD ALLEN, and the daughter in the left lower corner is  a young SHANNON DOUGHERTY…

and here’s WILFORD BRIMLEY today at 77….

 

3.  yesterday was a hard day…my father was careflighted to MINNEAPOLIS at midnight sunday night….it’s hard to be here when he’s down there…..we’re praying that things turn  around today.  would appreciate a prayer from you too, if you feel like it.

4.  DAMN REDSKINS…HA HA

my SKINS blew the game and lost to the much hated DALLAS COWBOYS last night…it was a pretty good game, but we came up short….i told my brother TREVOR and sister KRISTA that REX GROSSMAN would lose the game for us in the final minute, and he did…..i have really mellowed watching sports in the last 15 years…after a loss i used to be bummed out for a day or two afterwards, and i used to scream at the tv, throw pillows at the tv and other crap….since i’m getting older, i realize that i have no input into the game, and it really doesn’t matter once it is done…

5.  most annoying fans in sports?  DALLAS COWBOY FANS…you don’t hear a thing from them until they win….then they’re all over you….i don’t text or call people, or e-mail them, but yet i get a bunch of them after the game…unreal…

6.  i  set my dvr sunday night for JEFF DUNHAM’S new show called “CONTROLLED CHAOS.”

he is so AMAZING…love the guy…i think my favorite character is the grumpy WALTER…

in case you haven’t heard, JEFF DUNHAM is coming to the SWIFTEL CENTER in BROOKINGS on sunday october 9th…..

7.  STARBUCKS is selling an EIGHTY FIVE DOLLAR T-SHIRT, that looks like you spilled coffee on yourself…much like you will do when you find out the price of the t-shirt….

8.  a man from ONTARIO, CANADA, confessed to lying to police about being beaten up and robbed of tickets to OPRAH’S farewell spectacular, when he actually beat himself up because he was scared to tell his wife he couldn’t get tickets….he could have gone to jail for a year, but instead they sent him home to his wife, where he’ll face the death penalty…

9.  STEVEN SPIELBERG will make a movie about ABRAHAM LINCOLN next year, but he’ll release it after the election…he doesn’t want politicians to be discouraged from going into a theater…

10.  the trial for MICHAEL JACKSON’S doctor, CONRAD MURRAY, begins today….friends say that he hasn’t slept much as the trial got closer…geez…i HOPE he had something to help him sleep…

11.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Sippy and Rosie.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the 
store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same 
six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to 
the Nursing Home Administrator.

‘Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?’

‘Yes,’ she said. ‘They’re retired prostitutes, and they’re having a yard 
sale.

 

HAVE A TERRIFIC TUESDAY EVERYBODY..

JAY DEAN

 

 

 

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