random thoughts for wednesday september 28th, 2011

HANG ON KIDS….

 

HERE ARE YOUR WEDNESDAY MORNING FUNNIES!!!

 

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1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to actor WILLIAM WINDOM…he turns 88 today…he has been in many many tv shows and movies, including playing COMMODORE MATT DECKER on “STAR TREK”…his role on that episode earned him an EMMY AWARD FOR BEST ACTOR…

but, WINDOM is probably best known as playing SETH HAZLITT on “MURDER SHE WROTE.”

we don’t have an super recent photos of WILLIAM WINDOM, but we have a couple from the past few years…happy 88th birthday, WILLIAM…

 

2.  so, are you curious what ANGELA LANSBURY looks like today? i’ll show you, but first of all, i was SHOCKED to see how beautiful she was in her early days….

ANGELA LANSBURY is now 85 years old…

 

3.  60’s sex siren BRIGITTE BARDOT turns 77 years old today…man, she was a hottie back in the day…

many of her younger pictures i couldn’t show you, because, well, apparently in those days she couldn’t afford clothes..

anyway, here is BRIGITTE BARDOT today at 77….

 

4.  sad news…”60 MINUTES” star ANDY ROONEY will make his last appearance on the show this sunday night…

ANDY ROONEY is now 92 years old, so, yeah, i think he deserves to retire..ha ha…ROONEY had been with “60 MINUTES” for over 40 years…WE’LL MISS YOU ANDY, AND WE’LL MISS YOUR CHARMING WIT!!!

5.  everybody knows KITTY WELLS as the “QUEEN OF COUNTRY MUSIC”, well, her husband JOHNNY WRIGHT was a star in his own right in the business…he recorded such hits as “HELLO VIETNAM” which was in the 1987 movie “FULL METAL JACKET.”  he also, along with JACK ANGLIN, was the country duo of “JOHNNY AND JACK.” 

JOHNNY WRIGHT died this week at the age of 97….here he is with his wife, KITTY WELLS, and their son, BOBBY WRIGHT, who also had a few country hits…..they played CRAVEN CORNER near IPSWICH a few years back, and were WONDERFUL…

see if you remember one of “JOHNNY AND JACK’S” big hits…it’s the 1951 million seller “POISON LOVE.”

http://youtu.be/gQeLFR1i9lo

6.  thanks to all of your wonderful prayers, my dad is improving dramatically…i so so so believe in prayers, and they worked again…my dad has more lives than five cats…he’s amazing….he was taken out of I.C.U. in MINNEAPOLIS yesterday, and will have his own room for a few days…..

7.  I CAN’T STAND IT…GET HERE QUICKLY, FRIDAY…

this friday night, our beloved ABERDEEN WINGS hit the ice for their home opener, and they couldn’t have a more perfect game…they take on their arch rival, BISMARCK BOBCATS….

i will be broadcasting “live” from the WING’S game friday from 4-6pm…there’s also a tailgating party that afternoon…keep listening to SUNNY 97.7 for details….

8.  did you hear about this?  a man in MASSACHUSETTS was spotted washing his pickup in a car wash COMPLETELY NAKED…YEP, COMPETELY IN THE BUFF…he was promptly arrested….i think somebody had better explain the “UNDERBODY WASH.”

9.  economists are reporting that some people are so desperate for cash during this economy, that they are selling thier burial plots…and nothing says “I LOVE YOU” at CHRISTMAS, like a second hand cemetary plot!!

10.  a HARVARD study found that women who drink four cups of coffee a day or more, are 20 percent less likely to get depressed…however, they are 20 percent less likely to be able to put on mascara because of their hands vibrating….

11.  a man from EAST NAPLES, FLORIDA, was arrested for allegedly choking his wife after getting mad while playing “YAHTZEE”, with her…..hmm..sounds like this guy should have been playing “CRAZY EIGHTS.”

12.  TEXAS will no longer grant last meal requests to death row inmates….legislators say that research shows that it’s unhealthy to eat a big meal before going to sleep.

13.  it’s been confirmed that MICHAEL VICK of the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES, broke his right hand during a loss to the NEW YORK GIANTS on sunday…geez..i hope it wasn’t his dog petting hand…

14.  police in ARKANSAS have arrested a man called the “TOE SUCK FAIRY” after he approached a number of women hoping to suck their toes…GROSS…he wouldn’t move after he was arrested, so the police had to call a tow truck…..(get it?)

15.  once again, JESSE JAMES and KAT VON D. have split up…and once again, i don’t give a crap…

16.  JOKE OF THE DAY:  ( a good one…thank you LINDA)

a man was parachuting for the very first time, and after he jumped out of the plane, he pulled the ripcord and nothing happened…so, he’s freaking out when he realizes he has an “emergency” cord to pull…he yanks that, and nope…it didn’t open either…so, he’s staring toward the ground, freefalling, knowing he’s going to go splat very soon…all of a sudden he notices a man shooting up toward him…as he got closer to him, the guy asked “HEY, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?” and the man answered, “NO, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAS STOVES?”

i love that joke….

HAVE A HAPPY WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

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