HERE’S PROOF OF WHAT DAY IT IS!!!
HERE ARE YOUR WEDNESDAY FUNNIES!!!
1. happy birthday wishes are going out today to rocker STEVE MILLER of the very famous band………
STEVE MILLER is turning 68 today and is still out there rockin’ and rollin’…..here are a couple of early pictures of STEVE MILLER, including the album that EVERYBODY had back in the 70’s.
here is STEVE MILLER from the “STEVE MILLER BAND” today on his 68th birthday….
2. how about a couple of STEVE MILLER BAND videos?
here’s “ROCK N’ ME BABY”….
and here’s “THE JOKER.”
3. the beautiful KATE WINSLET turns 36 today….did you know that she got her start in a commercial? yep…she did a commercial for “SUGAR PUFFS” cereal….according to her website, this is the commercial….
KATE WINSLET is mostly known for a very famous role on a very famous movie…in fact, it’s the second biggest grossing movie in the history of HOLLYWOOD….
here’s KATE WINSLET today on her 36th birthday…i still think she’s A KNOCKOUT!!!
4. do you know what really “steams” me? when i’m in WALMART in the “10 items or less” aisle, and the lady in front of me has OVER THIRTY items on the counter…..i could tell the counter lady really wanted to say something, but didn’t…..people behind me weren’t too happy either, and the lady just acted like nothing was wrong…..
5. THE CASH COW CONTINUES FOR DISNEY/PIXAR…with the success of the 3-D version of “THE LION KING”, they are now releasing 3-D versions of “THE LITTLE MERMAID” “FINDING NEMO” and “MONSTERS, INC.”….anything to make a buck…
6. uh-oh…could this be the end of “THE SIMPSON’S?” FOX studios issued a statement yesterday saying that the cast of the show must take a 45 percent pay cut, or they will have to end the series because of high costs and other demands…..obviously, the cast is not happy with this…”THE SIMPSON’S” is in it’s 23rd season, and is, by far, the longest running comedy series in the history of television…
7. DICK CHENEY praised PRESIDENT OBAMA yesterday over his attacks on terrorists….OH, CRAP..THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END….CHENEY is praising OBAMA, the DETROIT LIONS are undefeated, and ANDY ROONEY finally stopped talking….
8. DUTCH scientists have discovered how a particular bacteria turns urine into rocket fuel…they said the easiest way is to start out with CHARLIE SHEEN’S urine…
9. a couple from GREAT BRITAIN with two young children, were treated for trauma after their boat sank and they were stranded on a nudist beach….the husband was so traumatized that he refused to be rescued….
10. the “PRETENDERS” lead singer CHRISSIE HYNDE has announced that she’s shutting the doors on her vegetarian restaurant in her hometown of AKRON, OHIO….she says it’s because of a bad economy….what also killed the business? opening a vegetarian restaurant in AKRON, OHIO….
11. “MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL” has cut singer HANK WILLIAMS from it’s opening credits where he sings “ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?” the backlash is because of his remarks comparing OBAMA to HITLER….MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL officials said that if they want arrogant, loud mouth, stupid, idiotic comments made on the show, they’ll just keep interviewing JET’S coach REX RYAN, and DALLAS COWBOY’S owner JERRY JONES…
12. well, we just found out the truth about AMANDA KNOX being cleared of murder charges in ITALY….why was she found innocent and sent back to the U.S.A.? because our government threatened to send SNOOKI back to ITALY…
13. JOKE OF THE DAY:
After being married for thirty years….a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She asks….. “What does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said….”Oh, that’s so lovely. …. What about I, J, K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
His eye is still swollen….but it will get better………….
HAVE A GREAT WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…