random thoughts for FRIDAY november 4th, 2011

OH, YEAH, BABY!!!

 

YOUR FRIDAY FUNNIES!!!

 

1.  once in awhile you see signs that make you feel OLD…here’s another one…the young boy from the “KARATE KID” movie has a birthday today…RALPH MACCHIO TURNS 50 TODAY!!! FIFTY!!!

remember him?

here is is with co-star PAT MORITA…

here is RALPH MACCHIO today at 50!!!

 

2.  what about his “KARATE KID” co-star PAT MORITA?  whatever happened to him?

well, first of all, before “THE KARATE KID” movie, PAT starred as ARNOLD on “HAPPY DAYS.”

sadly, PAT MORITA died in 2005 at the age of 73.  he died of kidney failure…

here is PAT MORITA in his later years…

 

3.  it’s a milestone birthday for ART GARFUNKEL of “SIMON AND GARFUNKEL.”  he will turn 70 on saturday…..everybody remembers him and his curly locks…

here is ART GARFUNKEL today on the eve of his 70th birthday…

 

4.  what about the “SIMON” part of “SIMON AND GARFUNKEL?”  well PAUL SIMON is hitting the road this year and next on another tour…and i would LOVE to see him, and so would my wife, JEANNIE…we both love PAUL SIMON’S solo music as well as his duos with ART….

PAUL SIMON  is now 70 as well…we featured him back in october on his 70th…here’s a picture of PAUL SIMON today…

 

5.  we had better do a couple of songs by SIMON AND GARFUNKEL in honor of ART’S 70th birthday…

LOVE THIS SONG…

here’s “THE BOXER.”

http://youtu.be/ky57Jo3-BaU

and here’s “HOMEWARD BOUND.” probably my favorite song by them…

http://youtu.be/U6K8wfyzAJQ

6.  this is kind of ironic…rocker RYAN ADAMS gets torked off when he’s confused for rocker BRYAN ADAMS….they look NOTHING alike, and are years apart in age….but it apparently drives him crazy…..want to know the ironic part of the story?

THEY CELEBRATE THE SAME BIRTHDAYS….THIS SATURDAY..

BRYAN ADAMS will turn 52…

RYAN ADAMS turns 37…

 

7.  for the first time in a long time, i want to see BOTH new movies that are coming out this weekend…..the unfortunate thing is that JEANNIE AND I haven’t seen a lot of movies, because there seems to be no time to go…

however, here’s whats opening this weekend…

HAROLD AND KUMAR ARE BACK…it’s a christmas movie…this should be wild….NEIL PATRICK HARRIS is absolutely nuts in these movies…

and ALAN ALDA is back on the big screen with BEN STILLER, EDDIE MURPHY, and an all star cast in the movie “TOWER HEIST.”

 

8.  a man has pleaded not guilty in LOS ANGELES to stalking actress and singer SELENA GOMEZ….the guy said it’s all a mistake because he was more interested in the cute little  girl hanging out with SELENA..which turned out to be JUSTIN BIEBER…

9.  there’s a viral video of a man setting a world record by putting 18 quarters up his nose….wow…americans sure love to watch people blow money…by the way, this was all a mistake, because for halloween the guy went as a parking meter….

10.  SNOOKI says she wishes that her show “JERSEY SHORE”, didn’t have so much drinking…sorry, SNOOKI, but getting wasted is about the only way a lot of us can even watch the show….

11.  KIM KARDASHIAN and her family are denying rumors that her recent marriage was a sham…..the pre-nups were tough….KIM insisted on keeping the money she worked so hard for…and somehow kept a straight face telling us that…

12.  LADY GAGA is launching  the “BORN THIS WAY FOUNDATION”, which is to further inspire young people….GAGA says it’s important to give something back….she should start by giving all her ideas back to MADONNA…

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

    A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections.
    One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
    He shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”
    His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion shouts right back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four.”

HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

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