random thoughts for monday november 7th, 2011

HAPPY MONDAY EVERYBODY….(if that’s possible..ha ha)

 

HERE ARE YOUR MONDAY FUNNIES…

OKAY, GO EASY ON ME…I’M JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE FIRST ONE…..

HERE’S ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!

OH, THEY LOOK SO CUDDLY…DON’T YOU WANT TO JUST SNUGGLE UP AND GET A BIG “BEAR HUG?”

 

1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to one of the most incredible ministers this world has ever seen!!  the REVEREND BILLY GRAHAM turns 93 today…..here he is in his younger years…

the REVEREND BILLY GRAHAM has ministered to TWELVE DIFFERENT PRESIDENTS, starting out with HARRY S. TRUMAN, and going thru PRESIDENT OBAMA…here is our president with BILLY GRAHAM recently….

 

2.  rocker JOHNNY RIVERS is turning 69 years old today…JOHNNY has had many hits including “MEMPHIS”, “POOR SIDE OF TOWN”, “TRACKS OF MY TEARS”, and many more…here’s JOHNNY RIVERS back in his early days…

here’s JOHNNY RIVERS today at 69…..

 

3.  i dig up a couple of JOHNNY RIVER’S songs for you…

here’s “POOR SIDE OF TOWN.”

http://youtu.be/UwVOlLF9VGQ

and here’s “MEMPHIS”…

http://youtu.be/SMKQgnT_fTY

 

4.  there was some very sad news over the weekend….first of all, our former governor, BILL JANKLOW, let us know that he is dying of brain cancer…..he held a news conference, and even had the stitches on the side of his head to show everyone…

i’ll tell you one thing that really burns me up…..some of the people who have slammed JANKLOW, beat him up in the media, and have generally disliked him, are coming out of the woodwork to tell everyone “what a great man he was.”  C’MON…if you were such an opponent of his and disliked him, keep your comments to yourself…nothing makes me madder than people talking positive about someone who is dying, or has just died, when all they did was treat them poorly when they were alive….

***on a positive note, the one thing i will always remember about BILL JANKLOW, was when we were having the “celebrity race” at the brown county speedway…(i don’t know how i got into anything that had the word ‘celebrity’ in it….)

anyway, i was LAST by a HUGE MARGIN…JANKLOW won the race…HE LAPPED ME TWICE!!! TWICE!!!  that was the only time i raced…i sucked big time….

5.  the other sad news was the passing of ANDY ROONEY at the age of 92….just a few weeks ago he retired from “60 MINUTES.” 

6.  i have some big news…

EVERY FATHER OUT THERE NEEDS TO GO SEE THE MOVIE “COURAGIOUS.”

what a TREMENDOUS movie, and it sure reminds us dads what our responsibilities are in this world….

trust me, if you are a dad, ESPECIALLY A NEW DAD, you NEED to see this movie…IT MAY COMPLETELY CHANGE YOUR LIVES!!!

7.  OUR WINGS WON TWICE THIS WEEKEND…the ABERDEEN WINGS beat MINOT not one time, but two times at the ODDE ICE ARENA…way to go WINGS!!

8.  federal officials are concerned that hackers could remotely open prison doors, sending thousands of criminals running into the streets…great…that’s all we need…POLITICIANS RUNNING EVERYWHERE!!!

9.  “THE VIEW” is offering to host a political debate on their show…that would be a mistake….all they do is gossip and complain….and so do the women on ‘THE VIEW.’

10.  a urinal autographed by LADY GAGA is up for auction for nearly $500,000 dollars….and i don’t even want to know how LADY GAGA wrote her name in the urinal…

11.  moviemaker MICHAEL MOORE told a crowd of wall street protesters that historians “are going to call us all wage slaves.”  all except MICHAEL MOORE…he’s a slave to pie and ice cream…

12.  some NBA players, who are deep into a work stopage, want to de-certify the union….so, they’re consulting with an expert who knows how to dissolve a union…KIM KARDASHIAN…

13.  TMZ is reporting that KIM KARDASHIAN has gone “into hiding.”  which means for her, only making six appearances on the show, and only tweeting 30 messages a week…

14.  reports out of GREAT BRITAIN say that KATE MIDDLETON may be pregnant….and out of habit, JUSTIN BIEBER and ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER denied any involvement…

15.  a huge asteroid will pass by earth this weekend…when i heard the word “asteroid”, i thought we were still talking about KIM KARDASHIAN…

16.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

While attending a convention, three psychiatrists took a walk.
     “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,” one said, “but we have no one to go to with our own problems.”
     “Since we’re all professionals,” another suggested, “why don’t we hear each other out right now?”
     They agreed this was a good idea. The first psychiatrist confessed, “I’m a compulsive shopper and I’m deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients whenever I can.”
     The second admitted, “I have a drug problem that’s out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.”
     The third psychiatrist said, “I know it’s wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can’t keep a secret.”

HAVE A TERRIFIC MONDAY!!

JAY DEAN

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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