random thoughts for tuesday november 8th, 2011

HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYBODY!!!

HERE ARE YOUR TUESDAY FUNNIES!!

 

THE FIRST ONE GOES OUT TO ALL OF YOU “ZOMBIE FREAKS” OUT THERE, INCLUDING MY WIFE AND BOYS…THEY LOVE “THE WALKING DEAD”, AND ANY OTHER SHOW ABOUT ZOMBIES…

 

1.  we have a milestone birthday today….”60 MINUTE” star MORLEY SAFER turns 80 today…seems like a requirement to be in your 70’s thru 90’s to work on the show…ha ha…

here’s MORLEY SAFER in his younger days…

i watched an interview the other night with MORLEY, and i could have sworn his eyes were going to fall out of his head!!  i don’t think he felt very good…anyway, here is MORLEY SAFER today on his 80th birthday….

 

2.  singer RICKIE LEE JONES turns 57 today….she’s best known for her hit “CHUCK E.’S IN LOVE”…that song was number one 32 years ago….wow…thirty two years ago….time flies when you’re having fun, doesn’t it?   it’s funny how a person can remember things…i remember that i heard her sing that song on “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.”  i thought it was kind of weird song, but it grew on me, and i grew to really really like it…

here’s the album that a ton of people had many years ago…

and here’s RICKIE LEE JONES today at 57….

3.  we can’t salute her without hearing her huge hit…here’s “CHUCK E.’S IN LOVE”….

http://youtu.be/lg1Ibt4xP7g

 

4.  there’s another milestone birthday today, and many are suprised that he made it to this day…singer and actor LEIF GARRETT turns 50 today…half a century…five decades old…ha ha…

LEIF has had many run-ins with the law since his heyday….hopefully he has things straightened out by now…

here’s the teenage idol that girls everywhere remember….

and here’s LEIF GARRETT today on his 50th birthday…including a mug shot from one of his arrests…

 

5.  how about a video by LEIF GARRETT…this will take you back…here’s “I WAS MADE FOR DANCING.”

http://youtu.be/Hihp_Jjdnsg

 

6.  STUPID TIME CHANGE….i came home yesterday fired up to mow and rake the lawn, and wouldn’t you know, i didn’t get home until around 5:00, which, by the time i changed clothes game me like 25 minutes outside trying to get yardwork done…..

7.  i had a very very ironic moment sunday night….i was looking at my church book from HECLA, and noticed the picture of a gentleman who moved to MINNESOTA to live with his daughter…and i thought to myself, “hey, i have to call him this week and see how he’s doing!!”…monday morning i get a call that he died from injures in an accident with a semi the night before, WHILE I WAS THINKING ABOUT HIM…crazy……man, how ironic is that?

8.  an aide from NANCY PELOSI’S office got upset when a reporter asked if the former speaker uses botox….NANCY might have been upset, too, you just couldn’t tell from her expressionless face…

9.  there’s a LICE outbreak at the “occupy PORTLAND” site….protesters don’t know how it happened, and have been left scratching their heads over the debacle…

10.  IRAN is reportedly in the final stages of developing nuclear weapons….sources say that they really picked up the pace in developing them, after finding out that ROSIE O’DONNELL was on tv again…

11.  officials in CHINA are urging their government not to bail out EUROPE from their financial problems…..one government source said, “WHY SHOULD CHINA LOAN MONEY TO A NATION WHOSE LAZY TEN YEAR OLDS DON’T EVEN HAVE JOBS YET…”

12.  LADY GAGA will star in a thanksgiving tv special where she will entertain and sing songs….she’s known for her wacky outfits she wears on stage…someone had better let GAGA know that “turkey dressing” doesn’t mean dressing like a turkey…

13.  reports say that JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ may have broken up over his paternity suit….JUSTIN AND SELENA  have been dating for 18 months…or in HOLLYWOOD lingo ‘THEIR GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY.”

14.  a magazine is reporting that KIM KARDASHIAN flew to MINNESOTA to see her soon to be ex-hubby KRIS HUMPHRIES and to have counseling with the pastor who married them….rumor has it that they’re trying to stay together for the sake of an upcoming two hour special…

15.  a huge asteroid will pass close to EARTH today…scientists say there’s no chance it will hit EARTH…astronomers will have their telescopes out, though….you usually don’t get to study a rock this big, unless you’re looking at DAVID HASSELHOFF’S liver….

16.  LINDSAY LOHAN reported for a 30 day jail sentence and was released within hours of arriving….it was like some sort of “jailhouse KARDASHIAN wedding.”

17.  a scientist has revealed that there were tensions and jealousies brewing on that recently completed 520 day simulated mission to MARS…there were daily fights over who got to sit in the front seat and choose the radio stations…

18.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

    A scrawny guy was sitting at a bar staring sadly at his drink. Suddenly, a big biker came along, snatched his glass, guzzled down the contents and laughed, “Hah! So what you gonna do about that, little man?”
    “Nothing,” sighed the little guy despondently. “You see, today has been the worst day of my life. This morning I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss was furious so he sacked me. I cleared my desk, went to my car, only to discover that it wasn’t there – somebody had stolen it. So I took a taxi home, but when it came to paying the driver I realized I’d forgotten my wallet. I went into my house and I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about ending it all, you came along and drank my poison.”

 

HAVE A SUPER DUPER TUESDAY…

JAY DEAN

 

 

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