HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYBODY….HERE ARE YOUR TUESDAY FUNNIES….
1. happy birthday wishes are going out today to JUDGE JOSEPH WAPNER from “THE PEOPLE’S COURT.” he turns 92 today….here he is back when his show was first on…
here is JUDGE JOSEPH WAPNER back in 2009 receiving his “HOLLYWOOD STAR”….the first picture is with his lovely wife…
2. also, birthday wishes are going out to the beautiful brunette from ABBA…her name is ANNI-FRID LYNGSTAD…she is 66 years old today…..
here she is back in the ABBA years…
here is the ABBA gang….both couples were married at one time, and they both got divorced…..i was absolutely IN LOVE with the blonde back in the 70’s…..
here is the birthday girl today…..
by the way, here is a picture of the ABBA members recently…
3. hey, what would a birthday salute be without some ABBA music?
and here’s “THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL.”
4. THIS IS HILARIOUS….everybody knows that DONNY OSMOND has a “squeaky clean” image…well, on JIMMY KIMMEL’S late night show one night, DONNY OSMOND loses his mind….check this out….you’ll LOVE THIS…
5. ATTENTION MINNESOTA VIKINGS PLAYERS…YOUR BUS LEFT FOR GREEN BAY MONDAY MORNING AT 10AM…SO SORRY YOU ALL MISSED THE BUS….
wow….apparently the VIKES didn’t show up last night……the GREEN BAY PACKERS destroyed MINNESOTA 45-7….
well, at least SOME VIKINGS fans have a sense of humor…..we do have a champion in the gopher state…
6. snow is LIKELY on saturday…CRAP…well, i guess this beautiful weather couldn’t last forever….although, maybe we’ll have a RAPID CITY type winter where it snows and melts two days later….HEY, A MAN CAN DREAM, CAN’T HE?
7. the TSA has announced that they will open “suspicious” christmas gifts that are passing thru airport security….they are looking for gifts that could be used as weapons…like fruitcake….
8. WAL-MART has announced plans to offer medical clinics in some stores…perfect timing…just in time to help those who get trampled during black friday…
9. there’s some major concerns about face injuries from WHAM-O’S “snowball blaster”, because it’s so powerful….but to avoid getting hit in the face, just do what PENN STATE officials do….just look the other way…
10. KIM KARDASHIAN is suing her ex-publicist who called her marriage to KRIS HUMPHRIES “a sham.” KIM vowed to fight the allegations….of course, ten weeks after ANY VOWS, KIM loses interest….
11. BRAD PITT said in an interview that he intends to quit acting when he hits 50…wait a minute, i’m confused….AGE 50 OR 50 KIDS?
12. remember yesterday when i told you that parents were horrified and angry that an elementary school let a porn star read books to the kids? well, we found out some MORE book titles of the stories she read….
“HORTON HEARS A HOOTER”
“WHERE MY WILD THINGS ARE”
13. JOKE OF THE DAY: (love this one…)
A large corporation recently hired several cannibals.
“You are all part of our team now,” said the Human Resources representative during the welcoming briefing. “You get all of the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please do not eat any of the other employees.”
The cannibals promised that they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard and I’m very satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?”
The cannibals all shook their heads “no.”
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?”
A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals shouted, “You fool!!! For four weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed anything! But nooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!”
HAVE A TERRIFIC TUESDAY EVERYBODY..