random thoughts for thursday november 17th, 2011

HAPPY THURSDAY EVERYBODY….

LET’S GET SOME HUMOR IN THIS DAY….HERE ARE YOUR THURSDAY FUNNIES….

 

I GOT A BIG KICK OUT OF THIS ONE….

HEY, IF WE’RE GOING TO MENTION THAT SONG, THEN LET’S CHECK OUT THE VIDEO OF “DON’T STOP BELIEVING” BY JOURNEY…

http://youtu.be/2NQIPVqLMUg

 

1.  how sad, pathetic, and true is this cartoon….

this is the one part of the christmas season that drives me crazy….and some stores are TOLD they cannot say “CHRISTMAS.”  because it’s “too religious.”  WOW…

 

2.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to actor DANNY DEVITO…he turns 67 today…..many of us remember DANNY from the hit tv show “TAXI.”

here’s DANNY DEVITO today on his 67th birthday….

i’m sure you already knew this, but DANNY DEVITO is married to former “CHEERS” star RHEA PERLMAN….

DANNY DEVITO is still on tv…he stars in a show called “IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA.”  my kids have been trying to get me to watch this show for about three years, so i finally sat down and watched a couple of episodes…I LOVE THIS SHOW…great cast….

 

3.  actor STEPHEN ROOT is having a milestone birthday…he turns 60 today…..so, you say you don’t know the name STEPHEN ROOT?  well, i guarantee you will know him….

he starred in the very funny tv show “NEWSRADIO.”

my favorite role EVER that STEPHEN ROOT had was in the classic “OFFICE SPACE”, where he played the nerdy guy named MILTON…remember him and his “stapler” dilema?

http://youtu.be/WSLh7ctcYBk

STEPHEN ROOT was also in the funny movie “DODGEBALL.”

 

here’s STEPHEN ROOT today on his 60th birthday….

4.  apparently if you are from PENNINGTON COUNTY you can dismiss yourself from all stop signs…..okay, i know it’s not EVERYBODY in that county…but, yesterday i was behind a vehicle with PENNINGTON COUNTY plates, and he went thru, not one, not two, but FOUR different stop signs…..i didn’t even see his brake lights come on thru two of them!!!

5.  actor BRADLEY COOPER is PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S “SEXIEST MAN ALIVE”….

THAT’S COMPLETE BULL…..

how can anyone pass up the natural good looks of one JAY DEAN?

okay..on second thought i can SEE why i was passed up….

6.  a recent survey found that college students smoke while partying, plus smoke while drinking, working, and during semester tests….OH MY GOODNESS….COLLEGE STUDENTS DRINKING AND SMOKING?  geez…we spent MONEY on a survey like this?  save your stupid money and follow a college kid around for 24 hours….most of these research surveys are so stupid…

7.  PETA is at it again!!! they are denouncing NINTENDO for making a video game in which one of the MARIO BROTHERS appears to be wearing fur…..not so fast PETA….it’s okay…it’s just a road kill that the driver hit on GRAND THEFT AUTO…

8.  a man wanted in connection with a WHITE HOUSE shooting was arrested yesterday in PENNSYLVANIA….they found him at a HALLMARK STORE buying a “sorry i shot at the WHITE HOUSE” card….

9.  a company in JAPAN is selling underwear they claim burns calories while being worn…you just put them on and RUN TEN MILES….

10.  a former tenant who lived in the same building as WHOOPI GOLDBERG, called WHOOPI the “TENANT FROM HELL.”  apparently it felt like HELL when the girls from “THE VIEW” came over and sat in the lobby talking….

11.  an online petition is calling for the KARDASHIANS to be BANNED from television for promoting vanity, greed, and conspicuous consumption….KIM KARDASHIAN is fighting back…she said that the petition is as worthless a document as her marriage license…..

12.  MICHAEL JACKSON’S death bed will NOT be auctioned off after all…many collectors were hoping to buy the bed and try to figure out his sexuality..i’ll give you a hint…the bed was a queen….

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

“The funeral director,” said his wife.

 

HAVE AN AWESOME WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

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