random thoughts for FRIDAY november 18th, 2011

YEAH, BABY..IT’S ALMOST THE WEEKEND…

HERE ARE YOUR WEEKEND FUNNIES…

 

ONE FOR THANKSGIVING….

ONE FOR CHRISTMAS….

OH MAN..THIS IS CRAZY FUNNY!!!

1.  GET READY BECAUSE HERE IT COMES…

this picture was taken the other day between MINOT and WILLISTON…we have a WINTER STORM WATCH from late tonight thru saturday…..3-8 inches of snow are possible by the time it’s all over…plus strong winds will push the snow around…

THIS IS OUR FIRST STORM, SO BE CAREFUL…..it usually takes us a storm or two to get back into our winter driving ways….slow down, drive safely, and if things are bad, STAY HOME…

2.  i don’t know if you have ever seen this video, but it is INCREDIBLE…it’s the great singer JOSH GROBAN back in 2008 on the EMMY AWARDS show doing a tv theme song tribute…

if you have a few minutes, check this out….it’s very very cool…

http://youtu.be/A9cQWelvgC4

3.  happy birthday wishes for today are going out to actress BRENDA VACCARO…she is 72 today…..BRENDA appeared in such movies as “MIDNIGHT COWBOYS”, “AIRPORT 77”, and she was in the tv show “SARA” in which she was nominated for an EMMY…here’s BRENDA VACCARO in her younger days…

here’s BRENDA VACCARO today at 72….

4.  tv talk show host and fantastic interview guy DICK CAVETT will be 75 on saturday…..remember him?

he has interviewed many famous people, and has had some legendary interviews including JOHN LENNON AND YOKO ONO…here’s DICK CAVETT today on the eve of his 75th birthday…

5.  remember the tv show “GRIZZLY ADAMS?”  i used to LOVE that show…well, the star of the show, DAN HAGGERTY will turn 70 on saturday….here are some classic photos of the show….the first one is with his co-star DENVER PYLE, the second one is with “BEAR.”

here’s DAN HAGGERTY today on his last day in the sixties…

6.  sounds like i’m going to get dragged to the new “TWILIGHT” movie this weekend….pray for me….

7.  the “OCCUPY WALL STREET” protesters are wondering what they’re going to do during the cold, snowy winter weather…some of them are recommending “OCCUPY MIAMI”, or “OCCUPY JAMAICA.”

8.  PETA is trying to get children to go VEGAN on THANKSGIVING by comparing eating turkeys to eating the family dog….whackos….i have an idea, eat a PETA member…

9.  new scientific research shows that women with high I.Q’S are more likely to use drugs in their 30’s and 40’s…it’s only because when they became smarter they realized what the hell they married….

10.  a pilot on a NEW YORK bound flight, inadvertently caused a mid-air terror scare when he accidentally LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM and send a passenger with a “middle eastern accent” to the cockpit for help….shortly after that, the bathroom and the cockpit smelled exactly the same….

11.  BRADLEY COOPER has been named “PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.”  what a ripoff…didn’t they get the swimsuit pictures of CHAZ BONO?

12.  the new “TWILIGHT” movie is expected to make over 120 million dollars this weekend…the prediction of the record breaking weekend is so overwhelming that the star of the movie KRISTEN STEWART almost changed her facial expression.

13.  BRUCE JENNER’S daughter KENDALL JENNER got a brand new car for her 16th birthday….but she made one mistake…she had her step-sister KIM KARDASHIAN help her pick it out and get licensed….now her tags are only good for 72 days….

14.  TORI SPELLING’S husband tweeted out a photo of their young son without realizing that TORI’S bare breasts were visible in the background.  photos of other people’s kids and TORI SPELLING’S breasts….two things that nobody wants to see….

15.  as i told you the other day, actor KARL SLOVER died this week…he’s one of last actors alive who played the munchkins on “THE WIZARD OF OZ.”  actually he was only half munchkin…his mom was munchkin, and his dad was ooompa-loompa…..

16.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks  and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.

When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door, and the milkman said, “Yes ma’am, I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.”

The milkman asked, “Do you want it Pasteurized?”

The blonde replied, “Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes.”

 

HAVE A TERRIFIC WEEKEND EVERYBODY…BE SAFE….WATCH THE WEATHER…

JAY DEAN

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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