random thoughts for monday november 21st, 2011

UH-OH..YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS…THE ONLY SAVING GRACE IS THAT IT’S A SHORT WEEK..HA HA

 

HERE ARE SOME MORE THANKSGIVING FUNNIES!!

I THINK THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE ONE!!!!

I WOULD AGREE WITH THE PILGRIMS ON THIS ONE…

 

1.  actor JOSEPH CAMPANELLA is having a birthday today..he turns 84 today…you may remember him for playing BEN on “THE COLBY’S.”  he has appeared in over 200 tv and movies roles since 1955….he played ANN ROMANO’S ex husband ED COOPER on “ONE DAY AT A TIME.”  he also made appearances on “GUNSMOKE”, “THE FUGITIVE”, “THE GOLDEN GIRLS”, and many more.  and he starred in the 1965 tv show called “THE NURSES.”

here is JOSEPH CAMPANELLA years ago…

and here is JOSEPH CAMPANELLA today on his 84th birthday…in the second picture he is on the left side…

 

2.  “THAT GIRL” is having a birthday today…of course, we’re talking about MARLO THOMAS, the daughter of the legendary DANNY THOMAS…..

it’s hard to believe, but MARLO THOMAS is 74 years old today…wow….74….and she still looks great…here’s an older photo of MARLO back in the days of her hit tv show “THAT GIRL.”

as i mentioned a while ago, MARLO THOMAS is still beautiful at the age of 72…and did you remember that she is married to PHIL DONAHUE?  here she is today…

 

3.  do you remember the theme song to “THAT GIRL?”

http://youtu.be/rQaitveLKlQ

 

4.  well, saturday’s storm fizzled out for the most part…some parts of our listening area to the east received 2-5 inches….in our area, just a trace…THANK GOODNESS….

5.  i wish there were more actors and actresses like MILA KUNIS…the star of “THAT 70’S SHOW”, and the voice of MEG on “FAMILY GUY”, made good on a promise to attend the 236TH MARINE CORP BIRTHDAY BALL…she promised to go with SERGEANT SCOTT MOORE…and she did!!!

GOD BLESS MILA….it’s nice to see our military heroes enjoying themselves, and it’s great to see a HOLLYWOOD person come out and live up to a promise….

6.  JEANNIE AND I went to see the movie “TOWER HEIST” over the weekend…it stars BEN STILLER, ALAN ALDA, and many more….we really liked this movie….it’s kind of fun going to a movie that you don’t have to think about…it had action and lots of laughs…especially with EDDIE MURPHY’S character…..we recommend this movie if you want a movie where you can just sit and enjoy!!

 

7.  on saturday i was sitting on the couch taking a break from reality when a movie came on called “LETTERS TO GOD.” it’s the story of a young boy with cancer who inspires those around him….i’ll tell you this, i was sitting on our couch blubbering…what a beautiful movie…i only had the time to watch about a half hour of it, but we rented the dvd and hopefully will watch it tonight….HIGHLY RECOMMENDED….

 

8.  because of the bad economy, a little less than 75 percent of U.S. companies plan on having CHRISTMAS parties for thier staff…..actually it’s not the economy…bosses are just tired of cleaning the butt prints off of the copiers…..

9.  a new survey finds that U.S. doctors still disagree on when pregnancy begins…for most couples it begins right after the couple says, “we can’t afford to get pregnant.”

10.  a man from FLORIDA who had a sex change to become a woman, was arrested for allegedly impersonating a plastic surgeon and giving women butt enhancement injections that turned out to be CEMENT….it was only for woman that wanted bodies built like a brick house….

11.  the new “TWILIGHT” movie made nearly 140 million over the weekend, with 80 percent of the audience being women….and the other 20 percent were husbands who were told they were done having intimacy unless they went to the movie….

12.  insiders say that DEMI MOORE and ASHTON KUTCHER had an open marriage with ASHTON sleeping with multiple women….wow..isn’t it nice to have a clean-cut guy taking over for CHARLIE SHEEN?

13.  oh, by the way, there’s big buzz about the second part of the “TWLIGHT” movie coming out next year….it’s going to be so amazing, because insiders say that ROBERT PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART may use a second facial expression. 

14.  a new CANADIAN minor league baseball team is in hot water over it’s name…the LONDON, ONTARIO team calls itself “THE RIPPERS?”  get it?  it’s based on the notorious serial killer JACK THE RIPPER…because nothing says fun at the ballpark like a string of dead prostitutes….

15.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

   70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.
     Dr. Smith said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?”
     George replied, “God and I are really close. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, POOF! the light goes on when I pee, and then POOF! the light goes off when I’m done.”
     “Wow,” commented Dr. Smith, “that’s incredible!” A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George’s wife.
     “Thelma,” he said,” George is just fine. Physically he’s great. But I had to call because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and then POOF! the light goes off?”
     Thelma exclaimed, “That old fool! He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”

HAVE A GREAT MONDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

random thoughts for FRIDAY november 18th, 2011

YEAH, BABY..IT’S ALMOST THE WEEKEND…

HERE ARE YOUR WEEKEND FUNNIES…

 

ONE FOR THANKSGIVING….

ONE FOR CHRISTMAS….

OH MAN..THIS IS CRAZY FUNNY!!!

1.  GET READY BECAUSE HERE IT COMES…

this picture was taken the other day between MINOT and WILLISTON…we have a WINTER STORM WATCH from late tonight thru saturday…..3-8 inches of snow are possible by the time it’s all over…plus strong winds will push the snow around…

THIS IS OUR FIRST STORM, SO BE CAREFUL…..it usually takes us a storm or two to get back into our winter driving ways….slow down, drive safely, and if things are bad, STAY HOME…

2.  i don’t know if you have ever seen this video, but it is INCREDIBLE…it’s the great singer JOSH GROBAN back in 2008 on the EMMY AWARDS show doing a tv theme song tribute…

if you have a few minutes, check this out….it’s very very cool…

http://youtu.be/A9cQWelvgC4

3.  happy birthday wishes for today are going out to actress BRENDA VACCARO…she is 72 today…..BRENDA appeared in such movies as “MIDNIGHT COWBOYS”, “AIRPORT 77″, and she was in the tv show “SARA” in which she was nominated for an EMMY…here’s BRENDA VACCARO in her younger days…

here’s BRENDA VACCARO today at 72….

4.  tv talk show host and fantastic interview guy DICK CAVETT will be 75 on saturday…..remember him?

he has interviewed many famous people, and has had some legendary interviews including JOHN LENNON AND YOKO ONO…here’s DICK CAVETT today on the eve of his 75th birthday…

5.  remember the tv show “GRIZZLY ADAMS?”  i used to LOVE that show…well, the star of the show, DAN HAGGERTY will turn 70 on saturday….here are some classic photos of the show….the first one is with his co-star DENVER PYLE, the second one is with “BEAR.”

here’s DAN HAGGERTY today on his last day in the sixties…

6.  sounds like i’m going to get dragged to the new “TWILIGHT” movie this weekend….pray for me….

7.  the “OCCUPY WALL STREET” protesters are wondering what they’re going to do during the cold, snowy winter weather…some of them are recommending “OCCUPY MIAMI”, or “OCCUPY JAMAICA.”

8.  PETA is trying to get children to go VEGAN on THANKSGIVING by comparing eating turkeys to eating the family dog….whackos….i have an idea, eat a PETA member…

9.  new scientific research shows that women with high I.Q’S are more likely to use drugs in their 30’s and 40’s…it’s only because when they became smarter they realized what the hell they married….

10.  a pilot on a NEW YORK bound flight, inadvertently caused a mid-air terror scare when he accidentally LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM and send a passenger with a “middle eastern accent” to the cockpit for help….shortly after that, the bathroom and the cockpit smelled exactly the same….

11.  BRADLEY COOPER has been named “PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.”  what a ripoff…didn’t they get the swimsuit pictures of CHAZ BONO?

12.  the new “TWILIGHT” movie is expected to make over 120 million dollars this weekend…the prediction of the record breaking weekend is so overwhelming that the star of the movie KRISTEN STEWART almost changed her facial expression.

13.  BRUCE JENNER’S daughter KENDALL JENNER got a brand new car for her 16th birthday….but she made one mistake…she had her step-sister KIM KARDASHIAN help her pick it out and get licensed….now her tags are only good for 72 days….

14.  TORI SPELLING’S husband tweeted out a photo of their young son without realizing that TORI’S bare breasts were visible in the background.  photos of other people’s kids and TORI SPELLING’S breasts….two things that nobody wants to see….

15.  as i told you the other day, actor KARL SLOVER died this week…he’s one of last actors alive who played the munchkins on “THE WIZARD OF OZ.”  actually he was only half munchkin…his mom was munchkin, and his dad was ooompa-loompa…..

16.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks  and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.

When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door, and the milkman said, “Yes ma’am, I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.”

The milkman asked, “Do you want it Pasteurized?”

The blonde replied, “Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes.”

 

HAVE A TERRIFIC WEEKEND EVERYBODY…BE SAFE….WATCH THE WEATHER…

JAY DEAN

random thoughts for thursday november 17th, 2011

HAPPY THURSDAY EVERYBODY….

LET’S GET SOME HUMOR IN THIS DAY….HERE ARE YOUR THURSDAY FUNNIES….

 

I GOT A BIG KICK OUT OF THIS ONE….

HEY, IF WE’RE GOING TO MENTION THAT SONG, THEN LET’S CHECK OUT THE VIDEO OF “DON’T STOP BELIEVING” BY JOURNEY…

http://youtu.be/2NQIPVqLMUg

 

1.  how sad, pathetic, and true is this cartoon….

this is the one part of the christmas season that drives me crazy….and some stores are TOLD they cannot say “CHRISTMAS.”  because it’s “too religious.”  WOW…

 

2.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to actor DANNY DEVITO…he turns 67 today…..many of us remember DANNY from the hit tv show “TAXI.”

here’s DANNY DEVITO today on his 67th birthday….

i’m sure you already knew this, but DANNY DEVITO is married to former “CHEERS” star RHEA PERLMAN….

DANNY DEVITO is still on tv…he stars in a show called “IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA.”  my kids have been trying to get me to watch this show for about three years, so i finally sat down and watched a couple of episodes…I LOVE THIS SHOW…great cast….

 

3.  actor STEPHEN ROOT is having a milestone birthday…he turns 60 today…..so, you say you don’t know the name STEPHEN ROOT?  well, i guarantee you will know him….

he starred in the very funny tv show “NEWSRADIO.”

my favorite role EVER that STEPHEN ROOT had was in the classic “OFFICE SPACE”, where he played the nerdy guy named MILTON…remember him and his “stapler” dilema?

http://youtu.be/WSLh7ctcYBk

STEPHEN ROOT was also in the funny movie “DODGEBALL.”

 

here’s STEPHEN ROOT today on his 60th birthday….

4.  apparently if you are from PENNINGTON COUNTY you can dismiss yourself from all stop signs…..okay, i know it’s not EVERYBODY in that county…but, yesterday i was behind a vehicle with PENNINGTON COUNTY plates, and he went thru, not one, not two, but FOUR different stop signs…..i didn’t even see his brake lights come on thru two of them!!!

5.  actor BRADLEY COOPER is PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S “SEXIEST MAN ALIVE”….

THAT’S COMPLETE BULL…..

how can anyone pass up the natural good looks of one JAY DEAN?

okay..on second thought i can SEE why i was passed up….

6.  a recent survey found that college students smoke while partying, plus smoke while drinking, working, and during semester tests….OH MY GOODNESS….COLLEGE STUDENTS DRINKING AND SMOKING?  geez…we spent MONEY on a survey like this?  save your stupid money and follow a college kid around for 24 hours….most of these research surveys are so stupid…

7.  PETA is at it again!!! they are denouncing NINTENDO for making a video game in which one of the MARIO BROTHERS appears to be wearing fur…..not so fast PETA….it’s okay…it’s just a road kill that the driver hit on GRAND THEFT AUTO…

8.  a man wanted in connection with a WHITE HOUSE shooting was arrested yesterday in PENNSYLVANIA….they found him at a HALLMARK STORE buying a “sorry i shot at the WHITE HOUSE” card….

9.  a company in JAPAN is selling underwear they claim burns calories while being worn…you just put them on and RUN TEN MILES….

10.  a former tenant who lived in the same building as WHOOPI GOLDBERG, called WHOOPI the “TENANT FROM HELL.”  apparently it felt like HELL when the girls from “THE VIEW” came over and sat in the lobby talking….

11.  an online petition is calling for the KARDASHIANS to be BANNED from television for promoting vanity, greed, and conspicuous consumption….KIM KARDASHIAN is fighting back…she said that the petition is as worthless a document as her marriage license…..

12.  MICHAEL JACKSON’S death bed will NOT be auctioned off after all…many collectors were hoping to buy the bed and try to figure out his sexuality..i’ll give you a hint…the bed was a queen….

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

“The funeral director,” said his wife.

 

HAVE AN AWESOME WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

random thoughts for wednesday november 16th, 2011

HANG IN THERE BABY…I THINK WE’RE GOING TO MAKE IT!!!

HERE COME YOUR WEDNESDAY FUNNIES!!!

1.  happy birthday wishes are in order today for actor DAVID LEISURE….he turns 61 today….

you probably remember him as the wise-cracking member of the cast of “EMPTY NEST.”

he also appeared in a very popular commercial where he played JOE ISUZU…

http://youtu.be/xFIcjfWvNYw

here is DAVID LEISURE today on birthday number 61….

2.  actress MARTHA PLIMPTON is 41 today…she’s been around for a long time in HOLLYWOOD….one of her earliest films was the 80’s classic “THE GOONIES.”

here’s a cast photo of some of the members of that movie today and yesterday…..

MARTHA PLIMPTON also starred opposite KEANU REEVES in the STEVE MARTIN movie “PARENTHOOD.”

here’s MARTHA PLIMPTON today at 41….she, of course, stars in the hit tv show “RAISING HOPE.”

3.  I NEED YOUR HELP!!!

i am looking for four tickets to the CHICAGO BEARS at MINNESOTA VIKINGS game on NEW YEAR’S DAY at the metrodome….

we are planning on going to the TWIN CITIES for NEW YEAR’S weekend, and would like to go to the game…the VIKES are so bad this year that i figured that some of you with season tickets may not want to go..ha ha…..

if you have tickets for that game and don’t want to go, e-mail me at the following address:

sunny97@hubcityradio.com

 

4.  WELL, WE LOST ANOTHER MUNCHKIN YESTERDAY….on tuesday, KARL SLOVER died at the age of 93 in GEORGIA…SLOVER was one of four remaining munchkins…right now only THREE remain of the 124 that were used in my favorite movie “THE WIZARD OF OZ.”

KARL SLOVER was the first trumpet player in the LAND OF OZ, plus he was a soldier and was a “sleepyhead.”

here’s KARL SLOVER as a “sleepyhead.”  he’s the one on the right…

KARL SLOVER was the smallest of all of the munchkins…at the age of 21 he was only FOUR FOOT FOUR INCHES….

here’s KARL SLOVER in recent years…

5.  WAY TO GO SOUTH DAKOTA!!!  guess who’s riding on the SOUTH DAKOTA float in the MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE in NEW YORK CITY?  non other than the legend, NEIL DIAMOND…

NEIL will not only be riding our float, he will also be performing..hmm…i wonder who pulled off this awesome deal?

6.  there’s a FACEBOOK attempt and other attempts to get KIM KARDASHIAN and her family off of tv….man, i’ll do ANYTHING i can do to make this happen…..

7.  speaking of KIM KARDASHIAN, she is being sued by a beauty care company that said the KARDASHIANS are making unfounded claims on behalf of a rival company’s hair removal product….according to KIM, the product makes removing unwanted unsightly body hair as easy as removing unwanted unsightly husbands…

8.  a survey found that THANKSGIVING will cost us 13 percent more this year…hmm…apparently the turkeys have formed a union….my bachelor friends say it’s because of higher prices of peanut butter…

9.  a recent study found that one out of five americans suffer from hearing loss….oh wait….I SAID THAT ONE OUT OF FIVE AMERICANS SUFFER FROM HEARING LOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10.  a new study of 3,000 BRITISH women found that women can keep a secret for only an average of 32 minutes before they have to tell someone…your only hope is that they tell it to a man because we’re not listening anyway….

11.  sources say that the BRITISH are killing their pets to collect insurance money….”what’s that you say lassie?  TIMMY’S GOT A GUN?”

12.  singer PATTY LABELLE is being sued by a young mother who claims the legendary singer cursed at her and tossed half a bottle of water at her after she told the GRAMMY winning singer to “buzz off” when LABELLE criticized her for not being attentive to her 18 month old child….this doesn’t sound like a lawsuit, it’s sounds like your average day on “THE VIEW.”

13.  PAMELA ANDERSON has been selected by a canadian tv producer to play the VIRGIN MARY…really?  oh well, it is the season of miracles…

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it.”

The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next.”

HAVE A GREAT WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY!!

JAY DEAN

 

random thoughts for tuesday november 15th, 2011

HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYBODY….HERE ARE YOUR TUESDAY FUNNIES….

1.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to JUDGE JOSEPH WAPNER from “THE PEOPLE’S COURT.”  he turns 92 today….here he is back when his show was first on…

here is JUDGE JOSEPH WAPNER back in 2009 receiving his “HOLLYWOOD STAR”….the first picture is with his lovely wife…

2.  also, birthday wishes are going out to the beautiful brunette from ABBA…her name is ANNI-FRID LYNGSTAD…she is 66 years old today…..

here she is back in the ABBA years…

here is the ABBA gang….both couples were married at one time, and they both got divorced…..i was absolutely IN LOVE with the blonde back in the 70’s…..

here is the birthday girl today…..

by the way, here is a picture of the ABBA members recently…

3.  hey, what would a birthday salute be without some ABBA music?

here’s “WATERLOO”…

http://youtu.be/Sj_9CiNkkn4

and here’s “THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL.”

http://youtu.be/92cwKCU8Z5c

4.  THIS IS HILARIOUS….everybody knows that DONNY OSMOND has a “squeaky clean” image…well, on JIMMY KIMMEL’S late night show one night, DONNY OSMOND loses his mind….check this out….you’ll LOVE THIS…

http://youtu.be/NfK74Bt8HVo

5.  ATTENTION MINNESOTA VIKINGS PLAYERS…YOUR BUS LEFT FOR GREEN BAY MONDAY MORNING AT 10AM…SO SORRY YOU ALL MISSED THE BUS….

wow….apparently the VIKES didn’t show up last night……the GREEN BAY PACKERS destroyed MINNESOTA  45-7….

well, at least SOME VIKINGS fans have a sense of humor…..we do have a champion in the gopher state…

6.  snow is LIKELY on saturday…CRAP…well, i guess this beautiful weather couldn’t last forever….although, maybe we’ll have a RAPID CITY type winter where it snows and melts two days later….HEY, A MAN CAN DREAM, CAN’T HE?

7.  the TSA has announced that they will open “suspicious” christmas gifts that are passing thru airport security….they are looking for gifts that could be used as weapons…like fruitcake….

8.  WAL-MART has announced plans to offer medical clinics in some stores…perfect timing…just in time to help those who get trampled during black friday…

9.  there’s some major concerns about face injuries from WHAM-O’S “snowball blaster”, because it’s so powerful….but to avoid getting hit in the face, just do what PENN STATE officials do….just look the other way…

10.  KIM KARDASHIAN is suing her ex-publicist who called her marriage to KRIS HUMPHRIES “a sham.”  KIM vowed to fight the allegations….of course, ten weeks after ANY VOWS, KIM loses interest….

11.  BRAD PITT said in an interview that he intends to quit acting when he hits 50…wait a minute, i’m confused….AGE 50 OR 50 KIDS?

12.  remember yesterday when i told you that parents were horrified and angry that an elementary school let a porn star read books to the kids?  well, we found out some MORE book titles of the stories she read….

“SLEEPING BOOTY”

“HORTON HEARS A HOOTER”

“WHERE MY WILD THINGS ARE”

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY: (love this one…)

  A large corporation recently hired several cannibals.
     “You are all part of our team now,” said the Human Resources representative during the welcoming briefing. “You get all of the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please do not eat any of the other employees.”
     The cannibals promised that they would not.
     Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard and I’m very satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?”
     The cannibals all shook their heads “no.”
     After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?”
     A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals shouted, “You fool!!! For four weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed anything! But nooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!”

HAVE A TERRIFIC TUESDAY EVERYBODY..

JAY DEAN

random thoughts for monday november 14th, 2011

HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE THIS?

2.  WE HAVE A COUPLE OF GREAT FUNNIES FOR YOU TODAY!

1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to actor/singer STEPHEN BISHOP…he turns 60 today…..

you may remember STEPHEN BISHOP from his role in the classic “ANIMAL HOUSE”.  he was the guy playing the guitar on the steps singing the song “I GAVE MY LOVE A CHERRY.”  and then JOHN BELUSHI comes down the stairs, grabs his guitar and breaks it against the wall….classic…

music wise, you might remember some of STEPHEN BISHOP’S greatest hits including “SAVE IT FOR A RAINY DAY”, “ON AND ON”, and the theme from the movie “TOOTSIE”.  a song called, “IT MIGHT BE YOU.”

here’s STEPHEN BISHOP today at 60….

2.  want to hear a couple of his songs?  here they come….

here’s the theme from “TOOTSIE”…it’s “IT MIGHT BE YOU.” it also includes some great scenes from the DUSTIN HOFFMAN movie…

http://youtu.be/cJO22cegxBs

how about “SAVE IT FOR A RAINY DAY.”

http://youtu.be/XQ_L6Tk2cZk

and here’s his number one hit “ON AND ON.”

http://youtu.be/Hke99ovGkwY

 

3.  my wife and i used to drive our boys crazy by reciting every line from the hit 80’s movie “STRANGE BREW”…it starred DAVE THOMAS and RICK MORANIS as BOB AND DOUG MCKENZIE…two bumbling, stumbling CANADIANS who like to drink beer…awesome…

remember these guys?

here’s a classic album that a lot of us had….funny stuff…

 

so, i was wondering this weekend whatever happened to the guys…let’s find out…

RICK MORANIS played the dad in the “HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS” movies….he’s also appeared in many other roles as well…he’s still acting as of today….RICK MORANIS is now 58…here he is today…

 

DAVE THOMAS also has had many roles since “STRANGE BREW”…probably the most famous one is opposite BRETT BUTLER in the hit tv series “GRACE UNDER FIRE.”  he also is still acting today…DAVE THOMAS is now  62…here is a recent picture of him…

 

4.  do you remember the movie?  here’s the actual movie trailer from “STRANGE BREW.”

http://youtu.be/yZCI39NWZ5g

 

5.  NFL football notes from yesterday…

***MY TEAM SUCKS….the REDSKINS lost to the lowly MIAMI DOLPHINS yesterday…we gave them their second win of the season….WE NEED A QUARTERBACK…REX GROSSMAN and JOHN BECK stink…

***TONY ROMO had one of the better games of his career as the COWBOYS crushed the BUFFALO BILLS…the BILLS are starting to fade after starting strong…

***speaking of fading after starting strong, the DETROIT LIONS were smashed by the CHICAGO BEARS yesterday…..i was really hoping the LIONS would go deep into the playoffs, if not in the SUPER BOWL….it’s looking bleak….

***i’m happy about this one…the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS really took it to the NEW YORK JETS last night…..i’m happy because hopefully this will shut up JET’S coach REX RYAN…i can’t stand him….

***tonight it’s the MINNESOTA VIKINGS at the GREEN BAY PACKERS….unfortunately for VIKINGS fans, this game has the potential to get out of hand early…hopefully ADRIAN PETERSON and CHRISTIAN PONDER can keep it close….

 

6.  we have new awesome neighbors in WARNER…..great young couple with a couple of young kids…yesterday, JEANNIE AND I were raking the lawn, and their very young boy and papa came over and helped us….how awesome….their young son told us that they “were going to live in that house for a long long time….like thru this weekend.”  HOW FUNNY….

7.  a bunch of us went to see HAIRBALL saturday night at the DEC…..what a show…it’s not shocking to see why they will soon be headlining in LAS VEGAS…ever two songs somebody would come out of the back of the stage dressed up as a famous rock star, then the band would do a couple of hits by that artist…they did music from KISS, POISON, JOURNEY, PRINCE, and many many others…

***the only bad thing is, it took until late last night for me to get my hearing back…i apologized in advance to my church people yesterday in case i was yelling the sermon…ha ha

8.  the “blanket”  was introduced into the TOY HALL OF FAME the other day…..it barely beat out PENN STATE as the best at covering up….

9.  police in CALIFORNIA are searching for a man who held up a bank with a pesticide sprayer….he apparently had a good plan…once he worked out the bugs….

10.  a new study in SCOTLAND found out that women who have “intimacy” with their partners four or more times a week, are judged by others to look at least 10 years younger…this study was funded by a grant from……MEN….

11.  PLAYBOY has announced that their LINDSAY LOHAN issue will be out sometime before CHRISTMAS….they should treat her issue like her jail term….put it on shelves for 30 days, but pull it off the shelves after five days…

12.  the body of late rapper HEAVY D is being stored at the same LOS ANGELES morgue where LINDSAY LOHAN is working…uh-oh…somebody had better check his BLING…

13.  KRIS HUMPHRIES is refusing to sign the divorce papers presented by KIM KARDASHIAN after their marathon (kidding) marriage….KRIS hopes to make their marriage work…to which KIM remarked, “EXPLAIN THIS WORD ‘WORK'”…

14.  parents in a school in CALIFORNIA are upset with school officials who let PORN STAR SASHA GREY come in as a guest reader for the kids….she read to them the following books…

“THE CAT IN THE HAT AND NOTHING ELSE”

“REALLY REALLY REALLY CURIOUS GEORGE.”

15.  JOKES OF THE DAY:

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
    One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
    She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
    To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, And write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the Child support payment to begin.
    One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
    “Honey,” she said, “You received a very strange post card today.”
    “Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,” he said. The wife obeyed And watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

    Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
    Three with meatballs, two without.
    Send extra sauce.

OKAY, HOW ‘BOUT THIS …..

     As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
     When he answered, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!”
     “It’s not just one car,” said Herman, “It’s hundreds of them!”

HAVE A GREAT MONDAY EVERYBODY….

JAY DEAN

VETERAN’S DAY SALUTE…

all i do is play music and try to make people have a good morning….that’s it…..i lead two churches in HECLA and HOUGHTON….i take care of my family…i could not live without my WIFE and BOYS…..i come and go freely to church, on vacations, wherever i want to go…

ALL OF THIS WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT VETERANS….people who have given up their lives so that we can have lives….

people that left everything behind to fight to make sure that everybody back home was safe and sound….

people like that are HEROES….people like that need more than a couple of days a year to think about them…..

today on my daily blog, i want to do what’s right…i want to salute the VETERANS on VETERANS DAY…..

so, let’s do it…..in picture, in song, in poem, AND IN PRAYER….

 

speaking of “SOME GAVE ALL”, here’s BILLY RAY CYRUS with his hit patriotic song of the same title….

http://youtu.be/ydWhRObVxrM

 

 

“IN FLANDER’S FIELD”

by JOHN MACRAE

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

 

quite possible, better words have never been spoken than this song…

here’s LEE GREENWOOD  with “GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.”…

http://youtu.be/Q65KZIqay4E

 

something we ALL have to remember, because it’s true…

FREEDOM ISN’T FREE….

I watched the flag pass by one day.
It fluttered in the breeze
A young soldier saluted it, and then
He stood at ease.
I looked at him in uniform
So young, so tall, so proud
With hair cut square and eyes alert
He’d stand out in any crowd.
I thought how many men like him
Had fallen through the years.
How many died on foreign soil?
How many mothers’ tears?
How many Pilots’ planes shot down?
How many foxholes were soldiers’ graves?
No Freedom isn’t free

I heard the sound of taps one night,
When everything was still.
I listened to the bugler play
And felt a sudden chill.
I wondered just how many times
That taps had meant “Amen”
When a flag had draped a coffin
of a brother or a friend.
I thought of all the children,
Of the mothers and the wives,
Of fathers, sons and husbands
With interrupted lives.
I thought about a graveyard at the
bottom of the sea
Of unmarked graves in Arlington…..
No — Freedom isn’t free!!

my fellow AMERICANS….

OUR  “STAR SPANGLED BANNER.”

http://youtu.be/9ETrr-XHBjE

to all of you who have served…are currently serving…and have died while serving….

MAY GOD BLESS YOU TODAY AND FOREVER FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR US!!!!!