random thoughts for FRIDAY december 2nd, 2011

YEE-HAW…IT’S ALMOST THE WEEKEND, BABY…

HERE COME YOUR FRIDAY FUNNIES!!!

HERE’S A “UNIQUE” WAY TO GET LIGHTS SHUT OFF….

I WILL NEVER EAT ICICLES AGAIN….

 

1.  happy birthday wishes on saturday, are going out to music legend ANDY WILLIAMS….he will turn 84 years old….here’s ANDY WILLIAMS in his younger days…

remember the ANDY WILLIAMS CHRISTMAS SHOWS?  they were so cool…the OSMOND FAMILY always appeared on them…many people call ANDY “MR. CHRISTMAS.”

ANDY WILLIAMS announced just a few weeks ago that he has bladder cancer, and will not be able to do his annual CHRISTMAS show at his theater in BRANSON, MISSOURI….

here is ANDY WILLIAMS today on the eve of birthday number 84….

 

2.  also on saturday, singer/actress JAYE P. MORGAN will turn 80….most people probably remember her from “THE GONG SHOW.”  she was a regular panelist on the show…

here’s JAYE P. MORGAN back in the 70’s with some green guy….

here’s JAYE P. MORGAN today, a day before birthday number 80…

 

3.  CATHY LEE CROSBY turns 67 today….you probably will remember this cutie from the 70’s and 80’s…

she appeared in many different movies and tv shows, including the movie “COACH.”

here’s CATHY LEE CROSBY today on her 67th birthday…

 

4.  last night my beautiful wife and my sister and my niece went to see the movie “BREAKING DAWN.”  i told my wife that i couldn’t go, because i was having a labotomy at 6:00, and if i felt better i would go to the movie…..IT WORKED…

anyway, i couldn’t decide what to do last night, so i ordered the alien movie “PAUL.”  I LOVE THIS MOVIE…

SETH ROGEN does the voice of “PAUL.”  i think he’s perfect for the voice, my son MITCHELL strongly disagrees…

i really enjoy this movie because of the humor…PAUL is an alien who has been at AREA 51 since 1947 when his spaceship crashed….he escapes and tries to get home, and then mayhem ensues…..

i recommend this movie, but get ready for some nasty language at times….

5.  IT’S ABERDEEN WINGS HOCKEY TONIGHT AND SATURDAY..

tonight is HUB CITY RADIO night, and all of the staff and spouses get all we can eat and drink upstairs at the game….could be a dangerous night tonight…ha ha….i just hope none of our staff ends up on the ice again this year…KIDDING…

6.  the wife is gone all weekend…lots like a strict diet of pizza, diet pepsi, and popcorn…..she’ll probably find me in a butter coma when she gets home….

7.  you know the boys from the group “HANSON?”  they have the big hit song “MMM BOP”….

well, this is a true story…the brothers have now marketed a beer called “MMM HOP”….no kidding…what a creative name…

here’s the video of “MMM BOP”…feel free to sing along and dance around the room….

http://youtu.be/NHozn0YXAeE

8.  weird…congress has apparently passed a law that could allow horses to be slaughtered for human consumption….and this marks the last time i will ever watch the “GALLOPING GOURMET” on tv…

9.  AMERICAN AIRLINES has filed for bankruptcy…the main cause was the very very expensive pilots pre-flight bar tab….

10.  EMORY UNIVERSITY researchers say that when chimps fling their own feces at each other, it’s a sign of INTELLIGENCE…so, what they are saying is that apparently our polticians are smarter than what we give them credit for!!

11.  in PITTSBURGH, a van sparked a frenzy when it drove down the street with it’s back door open and over ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS BLEW OUT….wow…PRESIDENT OBAMA is really running out of ideas to stimulate the economy…

12.  police in NICHOLASVILLE, KENTUCKY, declined to arrest a dad who briefly drove away from a KROGER’S parking lot, forgetting he had left his six month old daughter in the shopping cart…the cops figured that hearing it from his wife for the rest of his life would be punishment enough…

13.  best twitter message from yesterday…”THE HERMAN CAIN TRAIN GOT DERAILED, BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR COULDN’T STOP CHASING CABOOSE…” (submitted by johnfugelsang)

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the children
brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager’s daughter brought the teacher a basket of
… assorted fruit.

The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The
teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She
touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

“Is it wine?” she guessed. “No,” the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, ” Champagne ?”

“No,” said the little boy………….”It’s a puppy!”

 

HAVE A TERRIFIC WEEKEND EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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