random thoughts for monday december 5th, 2011

HAPPY MONDAY EVERYBODY!!! I TRUST THAT YOU ALL HAD A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!!

HERE ARE YOUR MONDAY FUNNIES…

I GUESS THE REINDEER ARE “FUELING UP.”

 

1.  remember actress MORGAN BRITTANY?  she starred as KATHERINE WENTWORTH on the hit tv show “DALLAS.”  she turns 60 today….

here she is back in the day…

here she is with some “DALLAS” co-stars….VICTORIA PRINCIPAL is the one on the top, PRISCILLA POINTER is on the middle left, BRITTANY is on the middle right, and KEN KERCHEVAL is in the lower part of the picture…

here is a fairly recent picture of the birthday girl, MORGAN BRITTANY on her 60th birthday…

 

2.  what about the others on that picture?  let’s find out…

VICTORIA PRINCIPAL played PAM EWING on the show…she is now 61 years old….

 

actress PRISCILLA POINTER played the character of REBECCA WENTWORTH, the mother of CLIFF BARNES….she is now 87….and she also is the mother of actress AMY IRVING…

and actor KEN KERCHEVAL played the character of CLIFF BARNES on “DALLAS.”  he is now 76 years old…

 

3.  we mentioned AMY IRVING a bit ago, so, while we’re thinking about here, let’s see what she looks like today….

first of all, here’s AMY IRVING years ago…she was married to STEVEN SPIELBERG….when they divorced, she received a settlement of ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS…wow….AMY appeared in the movies “THE FURY”, “CARRIE” and many others…remember her?

AMY IRVING is now 58 and EXTREMELY RICH..here she is today…

 

4.  NFL NOTES:

**MY REDSKINS SUCK….NUFF SAID…

**the MINNESOTA VIKINGS had a barnburner with TIM TEBOW and the DENVER BRONCOS…the BRONCOS pulled it off at the end, but the VIKES showed lots of promise…

**the NEW YORK GIANTS played pretty even with the undefeated GREEN BAY PACKERS, before AARON RODGERS led the PACKERS on a game winning drive…..i can’t wait to see these two play again, if they both make the playoffs….

**the CHICAGO BEARS are in trouble…they lost yesterday to KANSAS  CITY, but more importantly, lost running back star MATT FORTE…he has a “grade two” sprain…..could be out for awhile…we’ll have to see…

** the “bonehead” award yesterday, goes to DALLAS COWBOYS coach JASON GARRETT…he called a timeout, while his kicker was kicking a game winning field goal over the ARIZONA CARDINALS…so, after the timeout, the kicker MISSED IT….they go into overtime, and the CARDINALS beat the COWBOYS….i’ll bet “MR. PLASTIC FACE’, JERRY JONES wasn’t very happy after this one….

5.  how about those ABERDEEN WINGS?

we had HUB CITY RADIO night on friday night, as the WINGS and COULEE REGION scored a total of TWELVE GOALS…the WINGS won the game 7-5….plus on saturday night, the WINGS beat COULEE REGION again, 2-1…..

6.  a new survey shows that 53 percent of those polled go on the internet for absolutely no reason at all, or just because they are super bored…..yep..i do that too…i hate that we’ve become so addicted to the internet, and places like facebook….

7.  actor ALAN SUES died over the weekend at the age of 85…he starred in “LAUGH-IN”, and was kind of a zany crazy type of person…do you remember him?

here is ALAN SUES later in life…

8.  HERMAN CAIN suspended his presidential campaign the other day…so, being a pizza man, he failed to deliver, so his next campaign is free….

9.  VIRGINIA police say that a woman used a frying pan to rob a dry cleaning business….she used a teflon pan, so, the charges probably won’t stick….

10.  NEILSEN reports that for the first time since they started keeping track in 1970, the number of U.S. households with tv sets dropped this year….they blame it on the poor economy, the internet, busy schedules, and THE KARDASHIANS…

11.  an 85 year old woman says she was humiliated after being searched at the airport by TSA officials…in related news, congratulations to HERMAN CAIN for finding a job so quickly!!

12.  PRESIDENT OBAMA lit the national christmas tree this past thursday…but it was kind of embarrassing…the gingerbread house got foreclosed on, and we had to borrow money from CHINA for the electricity…

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
     The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk says he doesn’t serve blondes.
     Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk will sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk.
     To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.
     The blonde asks the clerk, “How in the world do you know I am a blonde?”
     The clerk says, “Because that’s not a TV, it’s a microwave.”

 

HAVE A SUPER MONDAY!!

JAY DEAN

 

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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