random thoughts for wednesday december 7th, 2011

HAPPY WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…

HERE ARE YOUR WEDNESDAY FUNNIES!!

I KNOW SOME WOMEN WHO FEEL THIS WAY..HA HA

 

1.  first, and most importantly, today marks the 70th anniversary of the bombing of PEARL HARBOR…

 

i cannot imagine the horror of that day…..may GOD bless all of the memories of those who lost their lives, and may GOD bless all of those who are still alive today that served during this major event in our history….and for all of us, LET US NEVER FORGET!!

 

2.  SUZANNE SOMERS replacement on “THREE’S COMPANY” is having a birthday today….actress PRISCILLA BARNES is 56 today…remember her?  here she is with JOHN RITTER and JOYCE DEWITT on the show…

and here is PRISCILLA BARNES today at 56…..by the way, she played “TERRI” on the show….

 

3.  the great actress ELLEN BURSTYN turns 79 today…you probably remember her for starring in great movies like “THE EXORCIST”, “ALICE DOESN’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE, “THE LAST PICTURE SHOW,” and she played BARBARA BUSH on the movie “W.”…here’s ELLEN from a few years ago…

and here’s ELLEN BURSTYN today on her 79th birthday…

 

4. only in HOLLYWOOD can someone make the news for SHAVING….yep, that’s right…yesterday the top entertainment story, and top “search” on the internet was ASHTON KUTCHER shaving his beard off…..

just another thing wrong with this world….oh, by the way, i bought a new pair of socks…i’ll post pictures later…incredible….

5.  i can’t stop singing a certain song….i can’t get it out of my head….remember the hit song for a band named GALLERY? it is called “IT’S SO NICE TO BE WITH YOU.”  back in the early to mid 70’s, i wore the grooves off of this record, and recently i added it to my I-POD….now i can’t remove it from my brain…ha ha…oh well, it’s a fantastic song, so i’m okay with it….i walk around singing it, so if you see me you won’t think i’m crazy…or will you?

here it is…FEEL FREE TO SING ALONG WITH IT…

http://youtu.be/0cFm2a5vykc

6.  federal funding in ENGLAND has put a pay freeze on the royal family for the 6th year in a row..it’s super rough on the royals…in fact, things are getting so tight that PRINCE CHARLES had to take a second job of doing nothing….

7.  a strip club in SOUTH AFRICA is selling a line of men’s colognes called “ALIBIS.”  this cologne will help men lie about where they were…this is true…they come in smells of an office full of smoke and cheap men’s suits….wait a minute….don’t all strip clubs smell like smoke and cheap men’s suits?

8.  MADONNA will be the halftime performer at this year’s SUPER BOWL….which will cause all  kids to point at the tv and ask this question…”mom and dad, who’s the elderly lady in the bullet bra?  (and by the way, at her age, it’s an orthopedic cone bra…)

9.  LARRY KING says he wants to be frozen when he dies…which i believe was two years ago…

10.  ROSIE O’DONNELL announced on her OWN tv show, that she’ll be marrying her girlfriend MICHELLE ROUNDS over the holidays….it will be a small affair made up of a very few friends and family…much like the viewership of her new show….

11.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

this drunk points at two guys sitting across the bar from him and his drunk friend and says, “10 years from now that will be us.” and his friend says, “YOU IDIOT, WE’RE LOOKING IN A MIRROR.”

HAVE A GREAT WEDNESDAY…

JAY DEAN

 

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