random thoughts for thursday december 8th, 2011

HEY, HERE COME YOUR THURSDAY FUNNIES!!!

1.  PICTURES THAT MAKE YOU LOOK TWICE…..

check out this elephant’s ear…amazing….

this one ALWAYS cracks me up….

2.  we said goodbye this week to a couple of folks, including entertainment icon, HARRY MORGAN….he died at the age of 96 yesterday….

HARRY MORGAN is known for many roles, including playing opposite JACK WEBB on “DRAGNET.”

however, HARRY MORGAN is best known for playing COLONEL SHERMAN POTTER on the legendary tv show “M*A*S*H…..

here he is with DAVID OGDEN STIERS, ALAN ALDA, AND MIKE FARRELL…

here’s HARRY MORGAN recently…

3.  how is this for weird?

ROY ORBISON’S wife BARBARA ORBISON died ON THE EXACT SAME DAY HER HUSBAND DIED 23 YEARS AGO…YEP…

she died of cancer this week at the age of 60….she was a staple in the career of her hubby…here’s a very young BARBARA with ROY…

here’s BARBARA ORBISON recently, before cancer took her life…

4.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to rocker GREGG ALLMAN of “THE ALLMAN BROTHERS”…believe it or not, he’s 64 today…..see if you remember him…

he was also married to CHER from 1975-1979…they had one son, ELIJAH BLUE…

here’s GREGG ALLMAN today on birthday number 64….

***we probably should play an “ALLMAN BROTHERS” song…

this one is BY FAR my favorite song by them…”RAMBLIN’ MAN.”

http://youtu.be/1x28jaeyX2s

 

5.  the beautiful KIM BASINGER celebrates birthday number 58 today…seems weird to think that she’s approaching 60….i always thought that she was so very pretty…here’s KIM back in her younger years…

here’ KIM BASINGER today on her 58th birthday…

6.  i forgot to mention this a couple of weeks ago…..(at least i hope i am not repeating myself..ha ha)

on thanksgiving eve, we had church services at TRINITY LUTHERAN in HOUGHTON…before church, one of my buddies was talking about the number of coyotes around the area…a few minutes later somebody else came in talking about how the coyotes were really howling that night…..when i went home, i stopped outside of town and actually did hear them…and then it happened…i drove about two miles, AND HIT A COYOTE….yep…my church people jinxed me…..after running over the coyote, i turned around to see if i killed it, and POOF, it was gone….i’ll bet  he was darn sore, though….

 

7.  GOD BLESS YOU BELL RINGERS FOR THE SALVATION ARMY….the other day i was in KESSLER’S and an entire family was ringing bells…it actually choked me up to see mom and dad and a couple of kids ringing bells…they were smiling and laughing…..great family time…great memories of helping people….i challenge more of us  to donate your time ringing bells this year….

8.  a federal judge sentenced former ILLINOIS governor ROD BLAGOJEVICH to FOURTEEN YEARS IN PRISON for corruption…the bad news is he will be away from his family for a few years…the good news is that he will be able to spend some time and catch up with other governors….

9.  presidential candidate RON PAUL has his own cookbook out…not to be outdone, HERMAN CAIN released his own cookbook called “HOW TO COOK YOUR OWN GOOSE.”

10.  weird….scientists are attempting to clone a wooly mammoth…

HEY HONEY!! I THINK I FOUND A NEW PET FOR OUR HOUSE!!

11.  in a new survey, most employees said that they would rather receive cash for CHRISTMAS than to receive an invitation to a company party….it’s the same rule that hookers have been enforcing for years…

12.  NORTH KOREA is reportedly making a missile that could hit the UNITED STATES…especially if they are aiming it at someone else!!

13.  the six KARDASHIANS are spokespersons for a new nail polish….the one that KIM uses is rather slick…it’s really slippery on the ring finger…..(THERE…GOT MY JAB IN)

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, “You can’t take it with you.” After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
     Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer’s wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.
     “That darned old fool,” she exclaimed. “I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement.”

 

HAVE A WONDERFUL THURSDAY!!

JAY DEAN

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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