random thoughts for thursday december 15th, 2011

ANY IDEA OF WHO HAS THE BIGGEST SELECTION OF IN STOCK FLOOR COVERING WITHIN A 150 MILE RADIUS?

IT’S FLOORMAX IN ABERDEEN….

SEE THEM IN THE AUTO PLAZA IN ABERDEEN, OR CHECK THEM OUT ON THE WEB AT:

http://aberdeenfloormax.com/

 

HERE COME YOUR THURSDAY FUNNIES!!!

UH-OH, OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY IS COMING UP…WONDER IF SOMEONE WILL TURN INTO THIS GUY?  HA HA

THE “CORRECT” WEDDING VOWS…

 

1.  legendary funnyman TIM CONWAY is approaching 80…wow…TIM turns 78 years old today….

you probably remember him from “MCHALE’S NAVY”…

or maybe the movie “THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG” with DON KNOTTS…

but, almost everybody remembers him from “THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW.”

here’s TIM CONWAY today at 78….

 

2.  how could i possibly get away without showing TIM CONWAY video?  get ready to laugh your head off….

here’s the classic “DENTIST” skit with HARVEY KORMAN…

http://youtu.be/PYzuchDBvCs

and watch TIM crack up the cast with “THE ELEPHANT STORY.”

 he destroys the cast, and then VICKI LAWRENCE gets them at the end…

http://youtu.be/3qqE_WmagjY

 

3.  rocker DAVE CLARK from the “DAVE CLARK FIVE” has birthday number 69 today….they had great hits like “DO YOU LOVE ME”, “GLAD ALL OVER”, “BITS AND PIECES” and more….

here’s DAVE CLARK with his band back in the day…

here’s DAVE CLARK today at 69, and three of the members of his “FIVE.”

 

4.  we should bring back some memories with their music, too…

here’s my all time favorite DAVE CLARK FIVE hit, “DO YOU LOVE ME.”  i was just listening to this song last night….coincidence? who knows..ha ha

http://youtu.be/UIstQ-DgZ8Y

and here’s “GLAD ALL OVER.”

http://youtu.be/Yrrch43CweU

 

5.  one of my requirements for confirmation at ST. JOHN’S in HECLA, is that every CHRISTMAS our class watches “THE NATIVITY STORY.”  well, last night was our night…

here’s my suggestion to you….show your kids and your family the true meaning of the season…try and find and watch this incredible movie…..

i picked up my copy at ANCHORS OF FAITH on main…..it really puts into perspective what we celebrate during this wonderful time of the year….

 

6.  did you hear the news?  it takes the smallest things to excite me..ha ha….

PIZZA RANCH in ABERDEEN now has soft serve ice cream…YEPPERS…and it’s super good….can’t wait to go back and get some…maybe i’ll pay for the buffet and just eat ice cream…by the way, i don’t go to PIZZA RANCH for the pizza, i go for the CHICKEN….YUMMY….

7.  failed senate candidate CHRISTINE “i am not a witch” O’DONNELL has endorsed MITT ROMNEY for president…uh-oh..don’t be suprised if NEWT GINGRICH turns into an actual NEWT….

8.  two leading hurricane forecasters announced that they will no longer issue hurricane season forecasts six months in advance because history has proven that they are totally worthless….and yet, there are dozens of polls telling us who’s going to be elected president next year….

9.  the number one movie this week is “NEW YEAR’S EVE”, but it only brought in a disappointing SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS…it’s called “NEW YEAR’S EVE”, because right after seeing it you start making resolutions to NEVER EVER watch it again…

10.  KIM KARDASHIAN said she was ready to have kids with soon to be ex KRIS HUMPHRIES…however, KIM got very upset when she waited over two months and the stork never showed up…

11.  U.S. marriages are at an all time low…and that’s despite the best efforts of KIM KARDASHIAN…

12.  the NEW YORK POST reported that YANKEE’S star DEREK JETER gives his one-night-stand women a gift basket with an autographed baseball…the women are not impressed…they give him a giant foam finger…

13.  STAR magazine is reporting that MILEY CYRUS may have undergone breast enhancement….and here i thought the story about her concerning “a bust” was due to her smoking the wacky weed….

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United

States’ Capital this Christmas season.

 

This isn’t for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find

Three Wise Men in the Nation’s Capitol.

 

A search for a Virgin continues.

 

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

 

HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY…

JAY DEAN

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