random thoughts for monday december 19th, 2011

HAPPY MONDAY…IT’S CHRISTMAS WEEK!! YAY!!!!!

YOUR DAILY BLOG IS SPONSORED BY FLOORMAX IN ABERDEEN…THEY HAVE THE LARGEST SELECTION OF IN STOCK FLOORING IN A 150 MILE RADIUS….WHY WOULD YOU GO ANYWHERE ELSE?

THEY ARE LOCATED IN THE AUTO PLAZA ON NORTH HIGHWAY 281 IN ABERDEEN…STOP OUT THERE TODAY…TELL THEM THAT JAY DEAN SENT YOU IN…

 

HERE COME YOUR MONDAY FUNNIES!!

this is kind of creepy….hope you can see it!!IT FREAKED ME OUT YESTERDAY..HA HA

 

1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to actress ELAINE JOYCE…i had never heard of her except on the tv game show “MATCH GAME.”

she has appeared in dozens and dozens of musicals including “WEST SIDE STORY”, plus tv shows including “MAGNUM P.I.”, and soap operas such as “DAYS OF OUR LIVES.”

ELAINE JOYCE turns 68 today…here she is today…

 

2.  actor TIM REID also has a birthday today…he turns 67…you probably remember him best as VENUS FLYTRAP on my favorite tv show “WKRP IN CINCINNATI.”

he also played the DAD on the tv show “SISTER SISTER.”

here’s TIM REID today at 67, and a current picture with some of the cast of “WKRP IN CINCINNATI.”

 

3.  the older brother on “E.T.” is having a birthday today…his name is ROBERT MACNAUGHTON…he played MICHAEL…here he is back on the show…the first one is with the other kids on the show….HENRY THOMAS is on the left, DREW BARRYMORE is in the middle, and the birthday boy is on the right….

ROBERT MACNAUGHTON turns 45 today…yep…45….here he is today….also featured is a picture of the “E.T.” cast recently…

 

4.  well, the world continues to rid itself of psycho leaders….KIM JONG IL, the so called “leader” of NORTH KOREA died of a heart attack this weekend at the age of 69…….

his “wordsmiths” say that people in the country are “devastated” and have cried many tears for their leader…i highly doubt that…

wow…the world’s craziest leaders are dropping like flies…KIM JONG IL, MOAMMAR GADHAFI, and OSAMA BIN LADEN have all dropped dead this year…..and many of the oppressed breathe a sigh of relief…..

5.  WHAT A GORGEOUS DAY YESTERDAY…i don’t think i have EVER seen people riding motorcycles, and people walking around in sweatpants and t-shirts on CHRISTMAS week….this incredible weather continues…and by the way, the forecast for CHRISTMAS weekend?  dry…highs in the 30’s…..CAN’T BEAT IT…

6.  i did a sermon yesterday on MARY and her role in the life of JESUS…it was fun putting it together…..many people don’t think about the humilation MARY had to go thru in the community…people who were pregnant and not married were shunned and sometimes stoned to death…..we also don’t think about her full nine month pregnancy term, morning sickness, labor pains and everything else….it kind of helps make the CHRISTMAS story that much more real….

7.  i saw one of of FACEBOOK friends say that we needed “A FOOT OF SNOW” to make it feel like CHRISTMAS…i’m boycotting those two people as my friends…ha ha..no, not really…love em’ too much…but, i am like many many others when i say, WE DO NOT NEED ANY SNOW…UNTIL MARCH 30TH…and then let it warm up on APRIL FIRST…ha ha

8.  financial reports claim that CEO’S in our country got a 27 percent raise in 2011…they’re rewarding themselves for finding innovative ways of cutting employees salaries and dismissing them from their jobs….

9.  a survey by the GIRL SCOUTS, found that girls who watch reality shows are far more likely to think that you get more out of life if you lie and act mean and slutty than if you’re nice…you’re also more likely to get a reality show…

10.  GERMAN scientists have created new robots that can make sandwiches….there ya go….forget about a pointless cure for cancer…let’s invent a robot that makes a hoagie….GEEZ…

11.  U.S. officials are worried that IRAN will give our predator drone to CHINA…well, it IS the season of “re-gifting!!”

12.  reports say that LINDSAY LOHAN’S issue of PLAYBOY magazine is not selling like expected….guys are saying that she looks pretty good in the pictures…but remember, the camera adds ten probations….

13.  there’s a new I-PHONE app called “I JUST MADE LOVE”, which lets you tell the world, using your phone, where and when you just had intimacy…sources say that KIM KARDASHIAN has just sprained both of her thumbs using it…..

14.  BRITNEY SPEARS has confirmed that she is engaged to JASON TRAWICK…and soon she’s have the name MRS. BRITNEY TRAWICK-TRAINWRECK…

15.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

dear santa,

all i want for CHRISTMAS is….

A FAT BANK ACCOUNT AND A THIN BODY…

please don’t mix these up this year like you did last year.

yours truly,

JAY DEAN

 

HAVE A GREAT MONDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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