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HERE ARE YOUR TUESDAY FUNNIES…
1. sometimes a picture says way more than any words…this would be one of them….
2. actor JOHN HILLERMAN has a birthday today..he turns 79….he had roles in great movies like “BLAZING SADDLES,” “PAPER MOON” and many more…but he’s mostly known for his tv roles on shows like “ELLERY QUEEN”, “ONE DAY AT A TIME” and others…and his most famous role is playing HIGGINS on “MAGNUM P.I.”….
here’s JOHN HILLERMAN today at 79….
3. it’s hard to comprehend that a member of the rock band KISS is my parents age…ha ha….
PETER CRISS turns 66 today…..wow….he played the “kitty” in the band….he’d probably kick my butt if he found out i called him “kitty.”
here’s PETER CRISS back in the day…
and here’s PETER CRISS today on birthday number 66….
4. i have two KISS songs that are my favorites BY FAR…remember these?
here’s “BETH.” and it’s PETER singing it….
my other favorite KISS song is “I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU.”
5. one of my AWESOME blog readers wrote to me yesterday and asked me to find out whatever happened to SUPER DAVE OSBORNE…so, let’s find out…
SUPER DAVE OSBORNE was the stunt guy on a show called “SUPER DAVE.” it’s where he performed stunts that, umm…let’s just say, didn’t work out so well…it was HILARIOUS…
SUPER DAVE has made numerous VERY FUNNY appearances on late night shows, especially DAVID LETTERMAN’S show…
SUPER DAVE’S real name is BOB EINSTEIN, which is funny by itself, being named EINSTEIN when he made such crazy stunts..ha ha…
SUPER DAVE OSBORNE is now 69 years old…here he is today…still making appearances all over the place…
6. okay..i need your help…i am looking for a couple of CD’S…the guys name is SKIP EWING, he was big in the late 80’s and early 90’s, and once appeared at the BROWN COUNTY FAIR….
the main cd i’m looking for is “THE COAST OF COLORADO.”
i also would accept his “GREATEST HITS.”
if anyone has these cd’s and would let me borrow them for one day to dub, i would greatly appreciate it….i found them on the internet, and because they are not available anymore, people want $30-$200 dollars for them….
i like SKIP’S music, but i don’t like it THAT MUCH…ha ha
if anybody would let me borrow them, e-mail me at:
or call and leave a message for me at 605-229-3632….
7. NORTH KOREA’S leader KIM JONG-IL died over the weekend, and for the first time in months, KIM KARDASHIAN is celebrating that she’s not the main KIM in the news….
8. CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES has announced plans for the first “HORROR-THEMED” ocean cruise….you don’t even have to tell me who’s performing…i’m sure it’s ROSIE O’DONNELL AND KATHIE LEE GIFFORD….
9. TEXAS executed it’s lowest number of people in FIFTEEN YEARS…and nobody was happier to hear that than the kicker for the DALLAS COWBOYS…
10. it’s been a great year for scumbags dying…KIM JONG IL, OSAMA BIN LADEN and MUAMMAR GADDAFI…somewhere in IRAN, MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD is sitting in his office sweating like mad….
***oh, and by the way, NORTH KOREA has announced KIM JONG IL’S successor…it’s ASHTON KUTCHER….
11. FORBES magazine has named LADY GAGA as the top earning musician of the year…she pulled in 90 million dollars….GAGA’S been working hard…for the new year she plans to relax, recharge, and rip off whatever MADONNA does on the SUPER BOWL…
12. police in PROSPER, TEXAS, are giving ten dollar gift certificates to good drivers…the money can be used to buy new underwear that were soiled when the police turned on their lights and sirens….
13. JOKE OF THE DAY:
I’m posting this on because it worked for me today.
A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives.
… I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun prscriptuns, an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.