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HERE COME YOUR WEDNESDAY FUNNIES!!!
I KNOW A ROOM LIKE THIS…
THANK GOODNESS THERE IS NO “FACEBOOK” AT THE NORTH POLE!!!
AND ONE MORE FUNNY ONE…
1. happy birthday wishes are going out today to tennis legend CHRIS EVERT….she turns 57 today….everybody remembers her dominance in women’s tennis, and for her love affair with another tennis legend, JIMMY CONNORS….
here’s CHRIS EVERT on her 57th birthday…and did you know that she was married to golf star GREG NORMAN for 15 months?
and by the way, her ex-love JIMMY CONNORS is now 59…here he is today…
2. today we are going to feature two of the original “HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS.”
we’re featuring MEADOWLARK LEMON and CURLY NEAL…here they are together quite a few years ago…
MEADOWLARK LEMON was probably the biggest star of the team…he had the biggest personality, that’s for sure….
MEADOWLARK LEMON is now an accomplished author, and a brilliant minister…he is now 79 years old…here he is today…
CURLY NEAL was a fantastic ball handler for the team…
CURLY is now 69 years old….
3. do you remember when SCOOBY DOO had their “celebrities” on the cartoon show?
well, the HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS were on the show…
my favorites, “LAUREL AND HARDY” were also on the show, but they were both deceased by that time, so others contributed to their voices….
the legendary DON KNOTTS appeared on SCOOBY DOO’S mystery movies…or as SCOOBY called him “RON ROTTS.”
and during their happier days, SONNY AND CHER were on the show…
4. and now some “signs of CHRISTMAS.” or should i say “CHURCH SIGNS.”
5. WOW…updated weather forecast…..SUNNY FRIDAY THRU TUESDAY WITH HIGHS 35-39….yep…it’s going to be a BROWN CHRISTMAS…but absolutely beautiful traveling weather….
6. stupid car radio….my car radio and speakers have been going out every single day since i bought the car, and yesterday the dumb thing started working PERFECTLY…i love listening to my I-POD while i’m traveling back and forth from WARNER to HOUGHTON AND HECLA, and i’ve been missing out on that….let’s see how long this lasts…ha ha…IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!
7. this month there have been NUMEROUS wedding rings put into multiple SALVATION ARMY kettles across the country…you know what this means? KIM KARDASHIAN IS CLEANING OUT HER DRESSER….
8. ISRAEL released 600 palestinian prisoners in exchange for a SINGLE israeli…..that’s one for 600….or, the INDIANPOLIS COLTS record….
9. a popular food in the U.K. during the holidays is “reindeer meat.” sources say they are really flying off the shelves….
10. the KARDASHIANS are being criticized for thier ‘over the top’ CHRISTMAS card which was shot in 3-D….imagine, seeing selfish, ignorant, moronish two-dimensional people in 3-D….
11. JON BON JOVI is still alive, despite internet rumors that he had died…the story said that a famous resident of NEW JERSEY was found semi-conscioius…turns out SNOOKI just had her CHRISTMAS party…
12. the goverment of FRANCE is ordering 30,000 women to have their defective breast implants removed…and i complained when my car’s air bags were recalled….
13. police arrested a santa claus in BORDEAUX, FRANCE, after he threatened bodily harm to his nephew who opened a christmas tree stand near santa’s place….jolly ol’ saint nick blew a 2.5 on the ol’ egg-nog-analyzer….
14. JOKE OF THE DAY:
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they’re all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They’re each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them.
The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.
At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy’s cell. He comes out and says, “I studied so hard. I’m so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific.”
They open up the second guy’s door. He comes out with his wife , and they’ve got five new kids. He says. “It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I love it.”
They open up the third guy’s door, and he’s slapping at his pockets, going “Anybody got a match?”
HAVE A TERRIFIC WEDNESDAY…