HAPPY HUMP DAY!!
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i drove by FLOORMAX last night and peeked in the window and couldn’t believe the inventory they have…you won’t believe it either…biggest in stock selection within a 150 mile radius of town…see them today in the auto plaza in ABERDEEN….
1. here come your wednesday funnies!!
AH YES, THE SIGNS OF THE TIMES….
this next one might be my new motto!!
2. happy birthday wishes are in order today for a guy named FELIX SILLA….hmm…never heard of him? no? well, i bet you know him….
here’s a picture of him today on his 75th birthday…
still don’t know him? okay, here we go…
FELIX SILLA had quite a few roles that we all recognize…
first of all, he played COUSIN IT on the “ADDAMS FAMILY.”
he was the cute little ewok on the “STAR WARS” movies…
and you may remember him as playing “TWIKI” on “BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY.”
see? i knew that you would know him eventually..ha ha
3. actress AMANDA PEET has a birthday today…the only reason i’m mentioning that is….
A: it’s a milestone..she’s 40 today…
B: she’s super hot!!
my cousin in NEW YORK CITY said that she went to college with AMANDA…dang…wish i could have gotten an autograph…anyway, here’s the birthday girl…
4. WOW..WHITE STUFF ON THE GROUND THIS MORNING…yep…most of us woke up to some snow on the ground, extremely windy conditions and very very slippery roads and sidewalks….hopefully none of you took a tumble and landed on your bum….by the way, this stuff won’t last long….35-40 for highs this weekend!!!
5. if you are going to the SOUTH DAKOTA SNOW QUEEN FESTIVAL this weekend, make sure to grab me and say “hi”…i am going to emcee the event again this year….i have done that job many years..fore sure over a decade….i love doing it…lots of fun meeting people……
6. MITT ROMNEY is taking a lot of heat from his rivals for saying that he likes to fire people who provide bad service…what’s the big deal? we usually always want to fire our presidents because of bad service….
7. wow…there’s a new FACEBOOK app that posts a farewell message on your site after you die…unbelievable….and you know what? there is no greater hell than knowing you’re spending an eternity with an outdated status on FACEBOOK….
8. this past monday was “national clean off your desk day.” i didn’t know that..i just found the note on my desk this morning….
9. this is a true story…in MISSOURI, a cow escaped a slaughterhouse and was found in a FAST FOOD parking lot…hmm…cutting out the middle man, huh?
10. there’s a restaurant in BELGIUM that sells “STAR WARS” themed burgers and sandwiches….i think they should make a bean burrito called “may the farts be with you.”
11. rapper SNOOP DOGG has been arrested for marijuana possession in the same small TEXAS town where WILLIE NELSON was nailed for drugs……ATTENTION WOODY HARRELSON….AVOID TEXAS AT ALL COSTS!!!
12. this is plain stupid….a man in MADISON, WISCONSIN has changed his name to “BEEZOW DOO-DOO ZOPITTYBOP-BOP-BOP.” which should come as no suprise to people that know him, being his mother was the notorious prostitute “CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG.”
13. a woman from CALIFORNIA is suing TROPICANA claiming that their orange juice is not “100 percent pure and natural.” well, best wishes winning a court trial in CALIFORNIA where the defendant has the initials of “O.J.”…..
14. JOKE OF THE DAY:
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
… On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.