well, it’s tuesday..one day closer to the weekend, i guess!!!
1. here come your tuesday funnies….
WOW..talk about kicking a PACKER’S fan when they’re down!!
2. it’s a milestone for a beautiful classy legend….BETTY WHITE turns 90 today….man, she looks good for 90…and still gets around and is still working…how about that?
here’s BETTY WHITE back in her much younger days….
i don’t know if you remember this or not, but BETTY WHITE was married to game show host ALLEN LUDDEN…he died in 1981 at the age of 63….
here’s BETTY WHITE on “THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW”…
and here’s BETTY WHITE today on her 90th birthday…BETTY, you are an american icon, and we love you so so much!!
and, of course, she stars in the award winning show “HOT IN CLEVELAND.” a show i LOVE!!
3. and there’s another milestone today…boxing legend MUHAMMAD ALI hits 70 today…..here’s “THE CHAMP” in year’s past….
in the last few years, ALI has suffered from parkinson’s and it has really taken it’s toll on his walking and talking…here’s MUHAMMAD ALI today on his 70th birthday…
4. wow…colder weather is coming this week…i’m STILL not going to complain, because this winter has, overall, been INCREDIBLE….we are looking at a high near 8 above today…but, by wednesday night the low will drop to around 18 below with wind chills around 30 below….thursday’s high will only be ZERO…however, there is a silver lining….sunny and mid 30’s all weekend long into monday!!
5. i took my tux back yesterday after using it for the SNOW QUEEN FESTIVAL..i told them yesterday that this next year i want a WHITE TUX or i’m not doing the festival…..(wow, am i turning into a diva?)
of course, they know i’m not serious about not doing the festival, but i am serious about using a white tux….
i may look okay in it, but i won’t look as good as this guy….
6. i really don’t know why i walk around singing certain songs, but last night it was “DANNY’S SONG” by LOGGINS AND MESSINA…couldn’t get it out of my head…..
here, i’ll help you get it stuck in your head, too!!
KENNY LOGGINS wrote this song for his brother DANNY after the birth of DANNY’S first son….
7. congress set a record by passing the fewest bills in history…this year it was a congress that showed less activity than a KARDASHIAN cat scan….
8. a man from NEVADA died by getting caught in a wood chipper…his viewing at the funeral home will be held in room 212, 346, 434 and 476.
9. J.P. MORGAN CHASE has started foreclosure proceedings against O.J. SIMPSON’S florida home…luckily for O.J., he still has a place to stay…
10. LINDSAY LOHAN goes before a judge today for a probation progress report….she worked this weekend at the morgue….she’s getting rave reviews for her work at the morgue, other than from families who are angry that when their loved ones first came in they were wearing jewelry…
11. JON HUNTSMAN announced yesterday that he was dropping out of the presidential race…he had no choice….those were the terms after he made a bet that the PACKERS would beat the GIANTS….
12. according to a new survey, most people feel guilty after eating fast food…but, it’s nothing that a MCRIB or a WHOPPER can’t cure….
13. JOKE OF THE DAY:
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman was acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, “Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, “No he didn’t. He just walked in the door.”
HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY EVERYBODY!!