CRAP..IT’S MONDAY AGAIN….
here come your monday funnies….
i would say the answer to the following is YES…(unfortunately)
2. happy birthday wishes are going out to actor GIL GERARD…he turns 69 today….he starred in “BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY.”
here’s GIL GERARD today on birthday number 69….
3. the beautiful PRINCESS CAROLINE of MONACO turns 55 today…she has always been so graceful and elegant. here she is back a few years ago…..
here’s PRINCESS CAROLINE today at 55…..
4. PRINCESS CAROLINE was a super nice looking lady, but my heart was always with PRINCESS STEPHANIE of MONACO…she was the rough around the edges, naughty party girl…..sounds like she was always in trouble with mom and dad…ha ha….here she is back when i had a big crush on her….
here’s PRINCESS STEPHANIE today…she is now 46 years old…
5. DANG IT ANYWAY….the only combination for the SUPER BOWL that i didn’t want actually happened…..i was rooting for BALTIMORE and SAN FRANCISCO, and they both lost in the final few moments of their games….
and the SUPER BOWL this year will be:
not excited about the game at all…maybe i’ll have to put in one of my dvd’s of my REDSKINS three SUPER BOWL wins….
6. HOW ABOUT THOSE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES? what a great game friday night…KEVIN LOVE hit a three pointer as time ran out as our T-WOLVES defeated the LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS….in L.A…..that was incredible…
and how about the MINNESOTA WILD? they won 5-2 saturday night, and apparently scored three goals in FIFTY NINE SECONDS….which, i believe is a team record…hopefully they can keep the streak going….they need to….
7. sources say that NEWT GINGRICH may be the favorite over MITT ROMNEY in FLORIDA…because most of the FLORIDA male voters are like him…overweight, white haired and cranky….
8. NEWT also says that he would consider a position for SARAH PALIN…and being he believes in open marriage, she might want to be careful with that statement….
9. a severed head, hands and feet were discovered in a park in LOS ANGELES…apparently CHER’S monthly new body parts delivery must have been delivered to the wrong address….
10. actress EVA LONGORIA has removed her TONY PARKER tattoo….she went to a store in HOLLYWOOD called “HOLLYWOOD SHORT TERM SPOUSE TATTOO REMOVAL SERVICE.” (they must be crazy busy out there…ha ha)
11. ABC announced that it has picked up the pilot for a new drama series where the residents of an apartment house have each signed a deal with the devil to get what they want in their lives….the show is apparently called “CONGRESS.”
12. as i mentioned before, the SUPER BOWL is set…and i’m having a heck of a time deciding……pizza or hot wings…..
13. the NATIONAL ENQUIRER IS REPORTING THAT O.J. SIMPSON is the father of KIM KARDASHIAN…whatever you do, DO NOT LET HIM CUT THE BIRTHDAY CAKE…
14. JOKE OF THE DAY:
A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. “My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.
“Yes, I know,” said another. “My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee.”
“I couldn’t even punch out the chad at election time, my hands are so crippled,” volunteered a third.
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
“My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.
“Well, count your blessings,” said one woman cheerfully, “and thank God we can all still drive.”
HAVE A TERRIFIC MONDAY EVERYBODY…