IT’S TUESDAY….C’MON WEEKEND!!!
1. here come your tuesday funnies….
i see lots of truth in this next one!!!
2. well, according to my calculations, we’re down to two or three munchkins left from my favorite movie “THE WIZARD OF OZ.” one of them is JERRY MAREN….he has a birthday today. he turns 92….
he played one of the “lollipop” kids…
he’s the guy in the middle….
here’s JERRY MAREN today at 92…..
3. the great NEIL DIAMOND turns 71 years young today…and is still out there performing….if you have never seen him, and get the chance, don’t miss out…he’s one heck of a show…
here’s NEIL DIAMOND in his early years…when the women were going crazy over him….
here’s NEIL DIAMOND today at 71….
4. you didn’t think that i would salute NEIL DIAMOND and not do some music, did you?
here’s his huge hit “SONG SUNG BLUE.”
and i suppose we had better do “SWEET CAROLINE.”
5. well, if winter is going to be like this, i’m staying home…i said that i will not complain about winter, because it has, overall, been so incredible, but something happened yesterday that torked me off….
I GOT STUCK IN ABOUT A QUARTER OF AN INCH OF SNOW…no kidding….i was going uphill so i figured that was the deal…or perhaps i need new tires….but there was virtually NO SNOW under my car…how embarrassing….
6. this weekend we have to go to MINNEAPOLIS for some sales meetings, and we’re going to do a couple of fun things…on friday night, our staff is going to see the MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES play against the SAN ANTONIO SPURS…
but my fun night will be saturday night when i take my nieces out for supper and a movie…..KRISTIN AND MANDY are not happy campers about the movie i want to see…
this movie has yet to come to ABERDEEN, so i will turn on the old “uncle charm” and get the girls to go….i’m dragging KRISTIN for sure…MANDY said there’s no way i’ll get her there….HMM…A CHALLENGE….
7. the cruise line that owns the COSTA CONCORDIA is offering survivors of the disaster a 30 percent discount off of future cruises…wow….i have a better idea…offer them V.I.P. seating in a lifeboat….
9. model HEIDI KLUM and singer SEAL are divorcing after six years of marriage….KLUM is hoping to move on and actually find a guy with a full name….
10. according to a new study, women feel more pain than men…yet they continue to watch “THE VIEW.”
11. BRITISH lawmakers met yesterday to discuss the tilting of the BIG BEN clock tower. however, one expert says that the building’s lean won’t become a serious problem for about another 10,000 years….DAMN PROCRASTINATORS…..
12. JOKES OF THE DAY:
A blonde woman gets pulled over for speeding. The cop, who also happens to be a blonde woman, gets out and asks the driver for her driver’s license. So she starts digging through her purse. After several minutes, she looks up at the cop and says, “I’m sorry, what would a driver’s license look like?”
The cop tells her, “It’s square, and it has your picture on it.”
So after some more digging, she comes out with a makeup compact. She opens it, sees herself in the square mirror, and hands it to the cop. “Here it is!”
The cop looks at the compact, hands it back to the driver and says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were a police officer.”
OKAY, HOW ‘BOUT THIS ……
A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.
“Elliot,” she said, pointing “do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?”
The husband looked over and nodded.
“Well,” the woman continued, “he’s been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!”
The husband returned to his meal.
“Nonsense,” he said, “even that’s not worth so much celebrating!”
HAVE AN AWESOME TUESDAY EVERYBODY….