random thoughts for FRIDAY february 3rd, 2012

CAN’T SAY IT ANY BETTER THAN THIS!!!

 

1.  here come your friday funnies…..

attention everybody with kids…ha ha

here’s another one…

 

2.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to actress BLYTHE DANNER…she is knocking on the door to 70…she’s 69 today…very pretty woman…

here’s BLYTHE DANNER today on her 69th birthday….do you know who her famous daughter is?  it’s GWYNETH PALTROW…..

 

3.  singer MELANIE is 65 today….poor girl only has one name….MELANIE is known for one big hit…

here’s MELANIE today at 65….

 

4.  did you really think that we would do a MELANIE tribute without her hit song? 

here’s “BRAND NEW KEY.”

http://youtu.be/3FPn5noN_qs

 

5.  tragic day in music history today…it’s the 53rd anniversary of the “DAY THE MUSIC DIED.”  the plane crash that killed three legends of rock music….

today is one of those days where people who were around at that time remember exactly what they were doing when they heard the news…….

did you know the song “AMERICAN PIE” by DON MCLEAN was written about that day in history?  here it is…

http://youtu.be/uAsV5-Hv-7U

6.  wow…there’s a big situation going on in VERMONT…an state prison inmate working at a print shop, developed a new logo for VERMONT STATE POLICE….however, the sneaky jailbird put a “pig” in the logo….apparently on the cow….of course, “pig” is a negative word about cops….

i don’t know….i don’t see it…do you?

7.  there’s a movie coming out tonight that I AM DYING TO SEE….it’s “HARRY POTTER” star DANIEL RADCLIFFE starring in a horror movie called “THE WOMAN IN BLACK.”

it looks fantastic….

here’s the official trailer….

http://youtu.be/TXXRS3Kghh4

8.  it’s super bowl weekend…

my choice?  neither…ha ha

no, i’ll take the NEW YORK GIANTS over the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS….my REDSKINS beat the GIANTS not once, but TWICE during the season…so, it’s a weird kind of moral victory for me if they win……

9.  there’s a new ringtone available of PRESIDENT OBAMA’S impromptu version of AL GREEN’S “LET’S STAY TOGETHER.”  when the PREZ says he’s “going green” we had no idea it was this way….

10.  this is a true story…a woman in SEATTLE, married a building to save it….however, the building felt like he was just settling….

11.  a famous statue in BRUSSELS of a little boy peeing into a fountain had to be shut off because it is too cold…which is weird, because cold weather usually makes guys pee more….

12.  MADONNA dismissed complaints that tickets to her upcoming concert tour were too expensive…she said that, “hey, people spend 300 dollars on a handbag.”  that’s true, MADONNA, but that’s for a NEW handbag, not some worn out old bag….

13.  “JERSEY SHORE” so called “star”, SNOOKI, is denying reports that she is pregnant…my question is, how could you tell the difference between morning sickness and her hangovers that she has every morning?

14.  a new study finds a possible increased risk of stroke and heart attacks, associated with drinking diet soft drinks on a daily basis…that’s why i switched to tequila….

15.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

  Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
    The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,”Take what you want.”
    The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

 

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