HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYBODY…GET READY, THE WEEKEND IS KNOCKIN’ ON OUR DOOR!!!
1. here come your weekend funnies!!!
we begin with a couple of “sporting” funnies!!!
2. happy birthday wishes are going out today to actor ROBERT WAGNER…he turns 82 today…he has always been such a handsome, very distinguished man….here’s ROBERT WAGNER back in his younger days…including his MUCH younger days…
everybody knows ROBERT WAGNER from the hit tv show “HART TO HART”, but my favorite show he was on was called “SWITCH” with EDDIE ALBERT and SHARON GLESS….
here’s ROBERT WAGNER today at 82…still very handsome and distinguished…
3. on saturday, actress TINA LOUISE will turn 78 years old…she’s best known for playing “GINGER” on “GILLIGAN’S ISLAND.”
she must have been a very seductive actress…almost every picture i found of her was a “sexy” photo…here’s one of them…
here’s TINA LOUISE today at 78…
4. on sunday, legendary baseball announcer and player JOE GARAGIOLA turns 86 years old…i’m sure you remember him.
here’s JOE GARAGIOLA on the weekend of his 86th birthday…
5. and finally, actor JOSH BROLIN turns 44 on sunday…i don’t know if you remember this or not, but JOSH played a starring role in the movie “THE GOONIES” back in the 80’s.
of course, my favorite role ever for JOSH BROLIN is starring in the great movie “NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.”
here’s JOSH BROLIN today, as he readies himself to celebrate number 44 this sunday….
6. it’s a good thing we all have separate opinions…i mentioned early this week that my wife and i didn’t really like the new DANIEL RADCLIFFE movie ‘THE WOMAN IN BLACK”….well, last night my son MITCHELL went to it and called me after the show…he was RAVING about it…he said it’s one of the best horror movies he has seen recently…and he’s seen a bunch…..maybe i need to watch it one more time….
7. ELVIS PRESLEY is coming to my church in HECLA saturday morning….one of our church members passed away, and was a huge ELVIS fan….so, the family decided that we should play “MY WAY” at her funeral saturday morning…ELVIS IS BACK IN THE BUILDING….
here’s the video to the song if you want to sing along….
8. a UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO student could get up to six months in prison for throwing GLITTER at NEWT GINGRICH….that’s about how long it’s going to take him to explain to his fellow inmates what he’s in for.
9. KIM KARDASHIAN said that she’ll never date anybody in the NFL ever again…which makes sense being she’s dated all of them already.
10. during the first business quarter, the u. s. postal service lost $3.3 billion dollars…plus my netflix rentals…
11. KRIS HUMPHRIES wants his divorce trial from KIM KARDASHIAN to be televised….wow…the wedding was televised, the breakup was televised, now the divorce could be televised….the only thing that people REALLY WANTED TO SEE was the wedding night, and THAT WASN’T TELEVISED….
12. JOKE OF THE DAY:
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a
walk. “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,”
one says, “but we have no one to go to with our own problems.”
“Since we’re all professionals,” another suggests, “why don’t we hear each other out right now?” They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, “I’m a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can.”The second admits, “I have a drug problem that’s out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.” The third psychiatrist says, “I know it’s wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can’t keep a secret.”
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND…