HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYBODY….
i dedicate this blog and all of my love to the greatest love i could ever have on this earth…she is the most beautiful person, inside and out…the perfect woman….
this video is for my wife, with all my love…you have my permission to share it if you would like to….
it’s a band called “STONEBOLT” and the song is called “I WILL STILL LOVE YOU.” awesome song….
1. and now, on to your valentine’s day funnies!!
LOVE THIS ONE…
AH, YES…AN ALL TIME CLASSIC!!
2. happy birthday wishes are going out today to “MAMA BRADY”….FLORENCE HENDERSON is 78 today….she played CAROL BRADY, the matriarch of the clan….
here’s FLORENCE HENDERSON today at 78…..
3. this blog took so long to do today, because, THERE’S SO DAMN MANY BRADY KIDS….
i thought we could find out where the rest of the family is today….here we go…
actor ROBERT REED played the papa of the family, MIKE BRADY…he died in 1992 at the age of 59…..
actress ANN B. DAVIS played the wise-cracking maid ALICE NELSON…she is now 85 years old….
AND NOW, ON TO THE CHILDREN…
BARRY WILLIAMS played the oldest child, GREG BRADY…he is now 57 years old….
MARCIA, MARCIA, MARCIA!!!
actress MAUREEN MCCORMICK played the beauty MARCIA BRADY on the show…she is now 55 years old….
CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT played PETER BRADY on the show…he is now 54 years old….
actress EVE PLUMB played JAN BRADY…she is now 53 years old..
MIKE LOOKINLAND played BOBBY BRADY…he is now 51 years old….
and finally, the cute little CINDY BRADY was played by SUSAN OLSEN…she is now 50….
NOW I NEED A NAP….
4. i could tell i wasn’t feeling great yesterday….took a two and a half hour nap, got up, had supper, visited with the wife, went back to bed at 8:30 and slept until 4am….feel much better today…sometimes the body just needs a break, i guess…..
5. valentine’s day reminds me of all the parties we used to have in grade school…remember the feeling of your heart beating, and you sweating all over the place as you took a valentine to your favorite person? remember the feeling of rejection when the most beautiful girl “FORGOT” to get you a card? oh, you don’t remember that? crap…must have been just me….
6. my wife has to play VOLLEYBALL on valentine’s day…what cruel person lined that up, anyway? well, at least we get supper together tonight……
7. insiders say that PRESIDENT OBAMA thinks that a full economic recovery may still be a few years away…or, mid-way thru the TRUMP administration….
8. the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING is going public with stock offerings…they’re sprucing up the building so investors can see it…today they’ll be hosing off king kong’s dried monkey poo….
9. a woman from TEXAS who crashed her car into a tree, said that her 38KKK breasts saved her life…the airbag didn’t deploy…either it malfunctioned or was just too afraid to come out….
10. the L.A. county commission has approved a ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR FIN for throwing a football or a frisbee on a public beach…..that fine should be doubled if it’s done by 60 year old fat men in speedo’s….
11. KFC restaurants in CHINA are advertising that phone-in-orders can be delivered by a “very handsome delivery boy.” GREAT…NOW THE U.S. IS OURSOURCING RADIO PERSONALITIES, TOO…hee hee
12. after winning six grammy awards on sunday night, superstar ADELE said that she is done with “breakup songs.” oh crap, there goes her next career in country music….
13. JOKE OF THE DAY:
after she woke up, a woman told her husband, “i just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for valentine’s day. what do you think that means?” the hubby said, “you’ll know tonight.” that evening the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife..she happily opened it up to find a book entitled “the meaning of dreams.”
HA HA…HAVE A GREAT VALENTINE’S DAY…