random thoughts for thursday february 23rd, 2012

HAPPY THURSDAY…

here come your thursday funnies….

i always loved this one….

have you ever felt like this?

2.  “wildman” PETER FONDA is turning 72 years old today….you probably remember him from the movie “EASY RIDER.”

PETER, of course, if the son of the famous HENRY FONDA…i’m sure you remember HENRY…

he is also the brother of JANE FONDA…

and he is the father of actress BRIDGET FONDA…

here’s actor/director PETER FONDA today at 72…

3.  my son MITCHELL and I were watching the game show “MATCH GAME” the other night….I LOVE THAT SHOW…anyway, it got me wondering whatever happened to CHARLES NELSON REILLY….

before “MATCH GAME”, CHARLES starred as “HOODOO” on the saturday morning tv show “LIDSVILLE.”  here he is in character, and with “WITCHYPOO” from the show…

CHARLES NELSON REILLY was a drama teacher, broadway star, actor, producer, and funnyguy….very very talented man…

unfortunately, he died in may of 2007 at the age of 76…here he  is in his later years…

4.  well, i did something yesterday that i have never done before…i was driving around ABERDEEN yesterday, when a young lady drove by me AND GAVE ME THE FINGER….no, not the thumb, the middle finger..ha ha…..this is the part i have never done before…i chased her down…followed her until she stopped and asked what the heck she gave me the bird for…..she said that i was going too slow and she was in a hurry…i asked her “umm…did you realize that a car was turning the corner in front of me?”  she apologized and we both went on our way…..stuff like that ticks me off when i didn’t do anything wrong…if i did something wrong in my driving, fine…but this wasn’t the case….

5.  i continue to hear from people who read the blog from a long ways away…I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU…if you read the blog, let me know where you are reading it from…just e-mail me at:

sunny97@hubcityradio.com

yesterday, i heard from people in INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA, COLUMBUS, OHIO, RIPON, WISCONSIN, and next door to our radio station…(thanks, you wild man..ha ha)

KEEP THEM COMING….

6.  in all the hustle and bustle of ASH WEDNESDAY, i forgot to have someone put ashes on my head.  i was so busy taking care of the congregation, that i forgot to take care of me….oh well, live and learn…

7.  the WHITE HOUSE is predicting that there will be two million more jobs created in 2012….among the new creations….

***people to make those specimen cups due to MANNY RAMIREZ’S return to baseball.

***marriage counselors for KIM KARDASHIAN.

***people to drive beside me, behind me, and in front of me to help chase people who flip me off….

8.  there is an increase in exercise facilities being built within airports across the country….and right after a hard workout, you can get a deep tissue massage by a TSA agent…

9.  on tuesday an ARIZONA man let his gun discharge while he was in a bathroom stall at WAL-MART…it was a mistake..he thought he was at TARGET…

10.  the bulldog that was featured on the MTV reality show “THE OSBOURNES” has died…you remember the bulldog, right? he was the one that was easier to understand than OZZY….

11.  a new sports league is forming in which players try to stop the man carrying the ball by zapping him with A TASER…this wouldn’t work in the NFL…most of those players have been zapped with so many tasers that they are immune to them…

12.  doctors say that people who squeeze themselves into too-tight jeans are creating a health hazard…yep….THEY’RE MAKING THE REST OF US SICK…

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, well inebriated, around midnight. He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and couldn’t get the door open. And, every time this happened, his wife would go to the door and let him in. Then, she would proceed to yell and scream at him for his constant nights out and coming home in a drunken state. But Harry continued his nightly routine.
     One day, the distraught wife was talking to a friend about her husband’s behavior. The friend listened and suggested, “Why don’t you treat him a little differently when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why don’t you give him some loving words and welcome him home with a kiss? Then, he might change his ways.”
     The wife thought that this might be a good idea.
     That night, Harry took off again after dinner. And, at about midnight, he arrived home in his usual condition.
     His wife heard him at the door. She quickly opened it and let Harry in. Instead of berating him as she had always done, this time she took his arm and led him into the living room. She sat Harry down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the foot stool, and took his shoes off. Then, she went behind him and started to cuddle him a little.
     After a short while, she whispered to Harry, “It’s pretty late, dear. I think we should go upstairs to bed now, don’t you think?”
     Harry replied in his inebriated state, “Heck, I guess we might as well. I’ll get in trouble when I get home anyway!”

HAVE A TERRIFIC THURSDAY MY FRIENDS…

JAY DEAN


 

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