UH-OH, GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS….
1. here come your monday funnies!!!
WELL, THIS NEXT ONE MAKES SENSE, I GUESS…
AND, JUST IN CASE YOU’RE WONDERING…..
2. happy birthday wishes are going out to actor JAMES NOBLE…he is best known for playing GOVERNOR GATLING on the hit tv show “BENSON.” he turns 90 today…how about that?
see if you remember him….
here he is with the cast of “BENSON.”
here is actor JAMES NOBLE today at 90….he is on the right….
3. what about the rest of the cast of “BENSON.” let’s check in on them…
actor ROBERT GUILLAUME played “BENSON.” he is now 84 years old…
did you know that he did the voice of “RAFIKI” on “THE LION KING?”
INGA SWENSON played “MISS KRAUS” on the show..she is now 79…not much acting anymore for her, so i had trouble finding a current photo, but she was an actress back in the 60’s…here’s a picture of her from 1962…
MISSY GOLD played the daughter “KATIE” on “BENSON”…she is now 41 years old, and is no longer in acting…she, in fact, is a psychiatrist….here she is back then….
did you know that MISSY GOLD has a famous sister? her sister is TRACEY GOLD who played on “GROWING PAINS.”
4. actor JAKE LLOYD turns 23 today…he played the young ANIKAN SKYWALKER in the STAR WARS film “STAR WARS EPISODE 1:PHANTON MENACE.”
here he is back on the movie…
here is JAKE LLOYD today at 23….
5. we are going to have a HUGE MILESTONE on the daily blog this week…keep reading it every day to find out what it is…i’m shocked by it….
6. my great nephew AVERY turned one year old this past week….me thinks AVERY likes cake…ha ha
7. the new FERRARI F12 can go from zero to 60 miles per hour in THREE POINT ONE SECONDS…wow….the only thing faster is the captain leaving a sinking cruise ship in ITALY…
8. a 28 year old man from GEORGIA called 911 the other day to tell that that he was INVISIBLE…wow…yep…invisible…just like KIM KARDASHIAN’S marriage ettiquette….
9. LINDSAY LOHAN is getting ripped for her hosting job on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, as critics say she was reading off cue cards and was “unfunny.” however, the show’s ratings were high, and supposedly LINDSAY wasn’t….
10. DICK CLARK is selling his $3.5 million dollar MALIBU mansion that’s made of stone and is nicknamed “THE FLINTSTONES HOUSE.” MY GOODNESS..JUST HOW OLD IS DICK CLARK?
11. ST. LOUIS RAMS defensive coordinator GREGG WILLIAMS apparently had a “bounty program” while he was with the BUFFALO BILLS, NEW ORLEANS SAINTS, AND WASHINGTON REDSKINS…he’s going to get some severe punishment….probably the worst punishment will be to keep coaching with the ST. LOUIS RAMS…
12. SNOOKI’S new MTV show will focus on her pregnancy…scenes will apparently be shot in a JERSEY CITY baby store….SNOOKI’S already practicing for motherhood, although she’s having trouble getting the baby bottle nipple on a can of RED BULL…
13. a wealthy NEW YORK family is facing charges of keeping an illegal immigrant for years as their slave, and making her live in a closet….they kept this household worker hidden for years, so she couldn’t talk to anyone….to which MARIA SHRIVER said, “WHAT? YOU CAN DO THAT?”
14. did you hear that on APRIL FOOL’S DAY, the american mustache institute will march on the nation’s capitol in a good natured request for a $250 dollar tax break for facial hair? yep…apparently four of my great aunts are going, too….
15. a 55 year old is auditioning to become a DALLAS COWBOYS cheerleader…and here we thought we had heard the last of BRETT FAVRE…
16. JOKE OF THE DAY:
One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop. As he approached, he realized it was his neighbor’s kid – Little Johnny.
The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat as fast as possible, so much that it prompted the man to offer some advice: “You know, Johnny, it’s not healthy to eat all that candy.”
Little Johnny looks up at him and quickly retorts “You know, my grampa lived to be 96 years old.”
“Oh,” the man replied, “did he eat lots of candy?”
“Nope,” retorted Little Johnny, “he minded his own damn business!”
HAVE A TERRIFIC MONDAY EVERYBODY…