random thoughts for FRIDAY march 16th, 2012

OH, BABY..IT’S A SPECIAL DAY TODAY!!

AND TOMORROW’S A SPECIAL DAY, TOO!!

IT’S ST. PATRICK’S DAY ON SATURDAY!!

1.  okay..it all makes sense now!!

i KNEW those darn birds had some help!!

HEY, I RESEMBLE THE NEXT REMARK…

2.  happy birthday wishes are going out to legendary funnyman JERRY LEWIS..he turns 86 today….he got his start in the comedy team of “MARTIN AND LEWIS”, with one of my favorite people ever, DEAN MARTIN…

did you know they had their own comic book?

JERRY LEWIS also had his own comic book, too…

here’s an early movie role for the zany JERRY LEWIS…

for many many years, JERRY LEWIS was the host of the MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY ASSOCIATION telethon, or “M.D.A.”…he was suprisingly released from his duties a year ago….this, of course, was the labor day telethon…here’s a very famous picture from the telethon…

here’s JERRY LEWIS today at 86…hard to believe he’s that old..

3.  “DALLAS” star PATRICK DUFFY has a birthday on saturday..he will turn 63…

i remember when i first saw him..he starred in a tv show called “THE MAN FROM ATLANTIS.”  he had webbed feet and everything…

here he is from his hit tv show “DALLAS”, where he played BOBBY EWING…he is pictured with his tv wife “PAM”, played by VICTORIA PRINCIPAL…

and here’s PATRICK DUFFY today on the eve of birthday number 63…

4.  a true country music legend has a birthday on sunday..one of my all time favorite singers is CHARLEY PRIDE…HE TURNS 74 on sunday…

i’m so excited…CHARLEY PRIDE IS COMING TO THE SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR IN HURON THIS SUMMER…

you will never meet a nicer guy than CHARLEY PRIDE…i sat with him in a trailer at the BROWN COUNTY FAIR years ago, and he treated me like one of his children…he is so incredible….and did you know that CHARLEY PRIDE is second to only ELVIS PRESLEY for record sales on RCA RECORDS?  it’s true…

here’s CHARLEY PRIDE back in his much younger years..

did you know that CHARLEY was one heck of a baseball player in his early days?  it’s true..

here’s my favorite album ever by him…

here’s CHARLEY PRIDE today, two days before birthday number 74…the second picture is with his son, DION PRIDE, who is a singer in his own right…

5.  being he’s one of my all time favorite singers, we will do a couple of songs…

of course, we have to do “KISS AN ANGEL GOOD MORNING.”

http://youtu.be/hRIRTQ_k-Sg

and here’s the classic “IS ANYBODY GOIN’ TO SAN ANTONE.”

http://youtu.be/zTkFlGRo9M4

6.  okay..i need some rest today..i’m getting exhausted…i have been at the church in HECLA for like seven  days in the past two weeks…and i’m not complaining…i LOVE going up there to do GOD’S work, but now the old man is tired….think of me around 3:00 when i’m drooling on a pillow in my bed….

7.  last night i was talking to a friend in HECLA, and we were talking about how kindergarten has changed since we were kids…when we were in kindergarten the day consisted of naps, playing with building blocks, taking a nap, having milk and cookies, watching PBS, and, oh yeah, taking naps…..nowdays, some kindergarten students are learning addition and subtraction already, from what i hear…that’s amazing…plus kindergarten kids can run a computer better than i can!!

8.  the TALIBAN broke off peace talks with the U.S….see? even in the MIDDLE EAST nobody works during march madness….

9.  CLINT EASTWOOD’S family will star in a reality show for the E! network called “MRS. EASTWOOD AND COMPANY.”  in the first episode, they knock on CLINT’S bedroom door a little to early in the morning, and he blows a hole thru the door with the 44 magnum tucked under his pillow…(that would be SO COOL.)

10.  LINDSAY LOHAN says that a club manager’s claim that she grazed him and injured his knee while driving are false…he says he got hurt and fell…LINDSAY says it’s a lie…and hey, she should know…she’s an expert when it comes to lying on the sidewalk outside of a bar…

11.  former “X-FILES” tv show star GILLIAN ANDERSON has revealed that she’s bi-sexual….and her co-star on the show, DAVID DUCHOVNY has a sex addition…..wow…get me tickets for the reunion show…

12.  well, it’s the end of the road for the printed version of “ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA.”  which caused millions of school kids to ask, “WHAT THE HECK IS ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITTANICA?”

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

   A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer.  He bought a nice, used chicken farm and moved in.  As it turned out, his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer.  The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, “Chicken farming isn’t easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I’ll give you 100 chickens.”
     The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the neighbor dropped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, “Not too well. All 100 chickens died.”
     The neighbor said, “Oh, I can’t believe that. I’ve never had any trouble with my chickens. I’ll give you 100 more.”
     Another two weeks went by and the neighbor stopped by again. The new farmer said, “You’re not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too.”
     Astounded, the neighbor asked, “What went wrong?”
     The new farmer said, “Well, I’m not sure whether I’m planting them too deep or too close together.”

HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND…

JAY DEAN

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