random thoughts for tuesday march 20th, 2012

WELCOME SPRING!!!  (hmm..i thought it started last week..it sure FELT like it anyway)

 

1.  i have to start out today with my beautiful new niece BRICELYN…she is the most beautiful baby…

here i am with her…it looks like she’s covering her ear trying to be a radio announcer….my sister thinks she’s covering her ear to get me to shut up…GOOD LUCK WITH THAT…

2.  here come your tuesday funnies…

darn skunks…

how about a little “truth” for you…

and finally…..be careful where you stand when you’re taking a picture…ha ha….

3.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to the legendary CARL REINER…he has a milestone today…he hits 90….nine decades, how about that?

CARL REINER has been in the entertainment business for many decades, as well..

here he is with MEL BROOKS and their classic piece, “THE 200 YEAR OLD MAN.”

i’m sure you know this, but CARL REINER has a famous son..that’s right it’s “MEATHEAD”, from “ALL IN THE FAMILY.”  it’s actor/producer/writer  ROB REINER…

here’s CARL REINER today at 90…..

4.  we mentioned his counterpart in the business, MEL BROOKS..what is he doing today? let’s find out…

MEL BROOKS is known for such classic movies as “YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN”, “SPACEBALLS,”, “HIGH ANXIETY”, “BLAZING SADDLES”, and many more…

here he is with MARTY FELDMAN on the set of “YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN..”

MEL BROOKS was married to actress ANNE  BANCROFT…she died back in 2005 at the age of 73….

MEL BROOKS is now 85 years old…

5.  NFL superstar PEYTON MANNING made his choice for a new team yesterday, and the winner is?  THE DENVER BRONCOS…this suprised me..i felt that the SAN FRANCISCO 49’ERS were the closest to the SUPER BOWL…i also wanted the TENNESSEE TITANS, because they are my son TYLER’S team…

the one i am sad for is TIM TEBOW…he gets absolutely no respect..he is as good as gone in DENVER….

6.  influenza “A” is going around…my dad has it, and a few people at MANORCARE have it….there’s  a sign on the door telling about it…well, my dad is in the hospital now, and a nurse told us that they have quite a few cases of it as well….the weather this winter has been INCREDIBLE, but the downfall is all the sicknesses going on out there…..a nurse told me that we needed a whole week of freezing temps to kill everything…and, we didn’t get it…

7.  a skydiver hopes to be the first person to skydive to earth from 23 miles up….they just have to finish spray painting his parachute to say  “what the hell was i thinking?”

8.  the TSA at CHICAGO’S O-HARE AIRPORT is being criticized for patting down and swabbing a three year old in a WHEELCHAIR…officials told them to get back to doing what they do best…harassing 95 year old grandmas….

9.  a veteran tv weatherman is suing CBS claiming that the big networks ignored his qualifications and wouldn’t hire him because they only hire “hot young women”, to deliver the forecast…you know, hot young women like WILLARD SCOTT…

10.  LINDSAY LOHAN is threatening to counter-sue a club manager who says she hit him with her car…in other court news, LINDSAY’S liver is suing her for damages…

11.  CELINE DION is recovering from inflamed vocal cords…it was really bad too…she couldn’t sing ‘CELINE’ songs, but could sing BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN songs…

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I’m ruined! What’s the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

SEE?  ALWAYS A SILVER LINING…HA HA..

HAVE A TERRIFIC TUESDAY…

JAY DEAN

 

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