random thoughts for wednesday march 21st, 2012

IT’S HUMP DAY BABY…we’re cruising on the downside toward the weekend!!!

WELCOME TO “JAY DEAN’S PLAYHOUSE”…..

1.  here come your wednesday funnies!!!

hey, i remember these days!!!

i’d like to say that the following is true, but i’m SCARED TO DEATH…

this next one cracked me up big time….

2.  well, this should make you feel old…..31 years ago today, yes, THIRTY ONE YEARS AGO TODAY,  a band by the name of REO SPEEDWAGON had the number one song in the country…”KEEP ON LOVING YOU.”  from the multi million selling album, “HIGH INFIDELITY.”

awesome song…awesome album…

check out the “live” video…

http://youtu.be/iyROM4rz_eg

3.  rocker EDDIE MONEY has a birthday today…he’s 63…wow..just four years younger than my mom and dad…crazy stuff….EDDIE MONEY is a former policeman who became a rock star…here he is back in the late 70’s, including one of his best albums…

and here’s EDDIE MONEY today at 63…and yes, he’s still out there touring the world….

4.  here is some EDDIE MONEY music to help make it thru the day…

this is my favorite song by him….” THINK I’M IN LOVE.”

http://youtu.be/MJbBSIFN36k

and here’s the classic “TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE.”

http://youtu.be/fiiazQO627Y

5.  WE HAVE A MILESTONE BIRTHDAY TODAY…

actor MATTHEW BRODERICK turns 50 today…wow….he’s been around the business for quite a while…

you probably best know him from “FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF.”  i wasn’t a fan of that movie…i don’t know..it just never clicked with me..but what do i know? it’s made millions of dollars…

my favorite movie of MATTHEW’S was a movie called “WAR GAMES” from the early 80’s…he was a computer nerd that accidently tapped into the government’s computer and started the clock to release our nuclear weapons…

it featured the legendary movie line that the computer said…”DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME?”

here’s MATTHEW BRODERICK today at 50, including a picture of him and his wife SARAH JESSICA PARKER….they are proud parents of twins…..which, after seeing the next picture brings some jokes to mind, but i’ll pass…

6.  i love watching all the birds fly up by the SAND LAKE REFUGE…it amazes me how smart these birds are to come back at certain times…especially the swallows coming back to SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO….they even have a day MARKED that they will come back….and they do come back on that day…amazing…

7.  UGH…HAVEN’T WE ELECTED A PRESIDENT YET?  geez..takes forever…i think that the “campaign trail” should start 4-5 months before the election…..it just gets so sickening, whether you’re democrat, republican, independent or others…..

8.  STARBUCKS just opened the first chain of juice bars called “EVOLUTION FRESH.”  finally there’s a place where the general public can get a good, eight dollar,  six ounce glass of orange juice!!

9.  in our news from the weird, a GERMAN researcher has started a sperm bank for elephants…why did it take so long?  they couldn’t find large enough seats for a waiting room….

10.  KATE MIDDLETON gave her first public speech as a member of the royal family…halfway thru the speech she was replaced by PEYTON MANNING…

11.  KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN have announced that they have officially retired from acting…sending thousands of people to scream…”YOU MEAN THEY WERE STILL ACTING?”

12.  doctors say that comedian GALLAGHER is out of a coma and telling jokes.  which means that smashing watermelons with a sledge hammer is now ANOTHER job that TIM TEBOW has lost…

13.  ASHTON KUTCHER bought a ticket on the VIRGIN GALACTIC to be among the first 500 civilians to be shot into space…oh, c’mon…can’t we move him into the top ten?

14.  JOKES OF THE DAY:

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.  Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.  About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, “Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?”
    Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.  He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, “Honey, please … just one more time before die.”
    She says, “Of course, dear,” and they make love for the third time.  After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep. The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours.  He taps his wife, who rouses.
    “Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…?”
    At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don’t!”

OKAY, HOW ‘BOUT ……

    “How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Helen.
    “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went.”
    “But you’re seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?”
    “But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” protested Jack.
    “But he’s got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball,” Helen pointed out.
    The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.
    “Do you see it?” asked Jack.
    “Yup,” Scott answered.
    “Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
    “I forget.”

HAVE A TERRIFIC WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN


 

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