random thoughts for thursday march 22nd, 2012

OH, YEAH, BABY!!!

1. here come your thursday funnies…

this one cracked me up last night!!!

and finally…..

2.  happy birthday wishes are going out to a dear friend of mine from a few years back…singer/songwriter JAMES HOUSE turns 57 today….i got to get aquainted with him back when i lived and worked in LISBON, NORTH DAKOTA….he absolutely has a heart of gold…we had a little girl who was sick at that time, and out of the kindness of his heart, JAMES HOUSE and his band came to town to play a couple of fundraising shows….

and you may remember that JAMES HOUSE came to ABERDEEN and co-hosted the south dakota snow queen festival with me a few years back…

he has written songs like “IN A WEEK OR TWO” for DIAMOND RIO, “AIN’T THAT LONELY YET”, for DWIGHT YOAKAM, and “A BROKEN WING” for MARTINA MCBRIDE..

this happens to be my favorite JAMES HOUSE album of all time…

here’s my friend JAMES HOUSE today at 57….

3.  take some time and listen to this song…i think this is one of the best songs i have EVER played in my 24 years in radio…it’s JAMES HOUSE with “YOU JUST GET BETTER ALL THE TIME.”

http://youtu.be/-Gavw9_vs_8

4.  that cute little girl from “FAMILY MATTERS” is having a birthday today…KELLIE WILLIAMS played the role of LAURA WINSLOW, who was the love of the nerdy STEVE URKEL…remember her?

here’s a cast photo…

KELLIE WILLIAMS is now 36 years old and is STILL VERY BEAUTIFUL…

5.  what about the nerd? ha ha…(geez, i should talk!!)…

JALEEL WHITE played the awesome character of URKEL on “FAMILY MATTERS.”  he is now 35 years old and is one of the contestants this year on “DANCING WITH THE STARS.”

here’s JALEEL WHITE today, along with KELLIE WILLIAMS his tv show co-star…

6.  my son MITCHELL told me last night that he has absolutely ate the last bowl of his favorite cereal, which will remain nameless…why?  BECAUSE HE FOUND A DEAD BUG AND A LIVE BUG IN HIS CEREAL…i would have thrown up….yuck…

7.  my confirmation kids are out of control…ha ha…remember last week when they covered my car with sticky notes?  well, apparently i didn’t get the memo that last night was “HIDE JAY’S TIE NIGHT.”  crazy kids….found it hanging on my outside window of my car as i was taking off for HOUGHTON for lenten services….i think i’m going to make all of them take another year of confirmation….

8.  MY FAVORITE FACEBOOK LINE FROM YESTERDAY FROM MY GOOD FRIEND SUSAN…here’s what she said….

“SPRING BREAK RULE NUMBER ONE: WHEN A TEXAN ASKS FOR “ASS CREAM”, HE IS NOT LOOKING FOR PREPARATION ‘H’, BUT A COOL REFRESHING DESSERT.”
 
that’s hilarious!!!
 
9.  a privately funded expedition plans to search for the plane of AMELIA EARHART…you may remember that she and a pilot were flying from NEW GUINEA to HOWLAND ISLAND in the SOUTH PACIFIC, but they never arrived….however, their luggage did make it to CLEVELAND….
 
10.  a new study suggests that many people are getting too much anesthesia during colonoscopies….the study was obviously done by a group of people who have NEVER HAD A COLONOSCOPY…
 
11.  police in SALISBURY, NORTH CAROLINA report that someone broke into their minimum security prison and stole the copper from an air conditioning unit….on the bright side, nobody can question that they really are a MINIMUM security prison…
 
12.  MARY ALLEN HARDISON of OGDEN, UTAH, has become the oldest person ever to go paragliding…she is 101 years old…people on the ground were thankful for two things…..number one: that she came down safely…and number two: that her depends worked….
 
13.  actress KATHY BATES has been signed to play the ghost of CHARLIE HARPER on “TWO AND A HALF MEN.”  apparently the afterlife has a free buffet…..
 
14.  the KISS/MOTLEY CRUE tour that was announced last week will have their tickets going on sale on friday….even at their ages they still get wild…they plan to hook up with VAN HALEN to take over a DENNY’S until like 6pm…..
 
15.  JOKE OF THE DAY:
 
Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building — a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself.
     Shirley says, “Sophie, you know I’m shy. Why don’t you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely.”
     Sophie agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says, “Excuse me, mister. I hope I’m not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely.”
     “Of course I’m lonely,” he says, “I’ve spent the past 20 years in prison.”
     “You’re kidding! What for?”
     “For killing my third wife. I strangled her.”
     “What happened to your second wife?”
     “I shot her.”
     “And, if I may ask, your first wife?”
     “We had a fight and she fell off a building.”
     “Oh my,” says Sophie. Then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells, “Yoo hoo, Shirley. He’s single.”

HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY…
 
JAY DEAN
 
Advertisements

About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

1 Response

  1. Hello! It was brought to my attention that you posted the cartoon I created: “Roadkill Tattoos”. Thank you and I’m elated that you liked it! 🙂 ~ Bill King

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s