random thoughts for FRIDAY march 23rd, 2012

WHOO-HOO…THE WEEKEND IS COMING UP, BABY!!!

1.  here come your friday funnies!!

hmm..i was just telling a couple of guys at work this a few minutes ago…

well, at least this next guy is TRYING until the fire department gets there…ha ha…

ATTENTION ALL DADS….the sure fire way to keep your daughter from dating….

i agree WHOLE HEARTEDLY with the next one…

2.  we have a few celebrity birthdays this weekend…

on saturday, the very beautiful KELLY LEBROCK turns 52…remember her famous commercial, “don’t hate me because i’m beautiful?”  well, maybe this will jar your mind…

http://youtu.be/hz8ul-gmLyA

KELLY LEBROCK appeared in such 80’s classics as “WEIRD SCIENCE”, where she was the incredible hot woman that a couple of nerds created….

she also appeared with GENE WILDER in the movie “THE WOMAN IN RED.”

here is KELLY LEBROCK today on the day before her 52nd birthday…

3.  tv weatherman and moustache legend GENE SHALIT turns 86 years old on sunday…you most likely remember him from “THE TODAY SHOW.”

he even appeared as himself in an episode of “FAMILY GUY.”

and here’s GENE SHALIT today, a couple of days before birthday number 86….

4.  remember ANITA BRYANT?  man, there’s a name i haven’t heard in quite some time….ANITA BRYANT turns 72 on sunday….early in her career, she was “MISS OKLAHOMA”, and was second runner up in the “MISS AMERICA” pageant…

she then turned her attention to singing, and she was the spokesperson for FLORIDA oranges…

remember this commercial?
http://youtu.be/4grl5VmSb1Q

she became a huge opponent of gay rights, and in 1977 she received a pie in the face in DES MOINES, IOWA…

here is ANITA BRYANT today, on the weekend of her 72nd birthday…

looks a little like an older SARAH PALIN…

5. AND THEN SADNESS STRUCK…can’t believe that it’s the final REGULAR SEASON homestand for our beloved ABERDEEN WINGS…

if you haven’t seen a game yet, you can go tonight or tomorrow night and watch them play the COULEE REGION CHILL…

the reason i said “REGULAR SEASON”, is because our WINGS have a playoff game coming up in april…keep listening and watching for details…WAY TO GO WINGS!!!

6.  man, oh man…all you hear about today is the new movie “THE HUNGER GAMES.”  it comes out today, and everybody’s talking about it, but i have ZERO INTENTION of going to see it…

midnight showings were packed around the nation last night…the critics are calling it “THE BIGGEST BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR, SO FAR.”  well, that’s exactly what they said about “JOHN CARTER”, and that movie lost over 200 million dollars…CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?

i’m sure “THE HUNGER GAMES” will do much better than that, but unless i change my mind, i’ll just stay home and watch “THE MUPPETS” again…that’s one good movie…

7.  i did something last night i haven’t done in quite some time…NO, NOT TAKE A SHOWER…i sat in my computer room and watched one of my favorite concerts on dvd….

it’s JEFF LYNNE and the “ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA.”  this was from their 2001 world tour that was cancelled after it started…CRAP…i was getting tickets to the MINNEAPOLIS concert when they cancelled it…no reason why, but i heard ticket sales were not very good..i have ALWAYS wanted to see this band…oh well, at least i have the dvd…featuring great videos like this song…

“TURN TO STONE.”

http://youtu.be/oMmRyyU0SOo

or “TELEPHONE LINE.”

http://youtu.be/EZB-DUCrhVQ

8.  APPLE said the the new I-PHONE will have a larger screen…thank goodness…now it’s so big that when i drop it in the bathroom, it won’t FIT in the toilet…

9.  CASEY ANTHONY has joined a new church and is planning on getting baptized…and moms all around the world are lining up to help hold her head under water…

10.  according to a new survey, 60 percent of men would rather date a woman with great hair than a great body…i’m going to file this story in my file cabinet under “ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?”

11.  PRESIDENT OBAMA landed in ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO, yesterday, and jokingly said, “I COME IN PEACE.”  to which DONALD TRUMP shouted, “SEE? I TOLD YOU HE WAS AN ALIEN.”

12.  a BOSTON CONSULING GROUP poll found that 21 percent of AMERICANS would rather go a year without sex than giving up the internet for one year….the problem is, for most of them giving up sex and the internet are the same thing!!

13.  “JERSEY SHORE”, so-called ‘star’, “THE SITUATION” has now headed to rehab…and has changed his name to “THE INTERVENTION.”

14.  in HONG KONG a 10 year old soccer player has been arrested for delivering an intentional nasty kick to the head of his opponent…he was quickly released and signed by the NEW ORLEANS SAINTS…

15.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, “I guess when I die you’ll come and dance on my grave.” The cadet replied, “Not me, Sarge…no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I’d never stand in another line!”

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!

JAY DEAN

 

 

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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