random thoughts for thursday march 29th, 2012

GET PUMPED UP, BECAUSE ITS………..

1.  here come your thursday funnies!!

be careful where you find the spare parts…ha ha…

this next one is HILARIOUS….

have you ever had ONE OF THOSE DAYS?  maybe your day isn’t so bad…check this out…

2.  today we wish happy birthday wishes to a young lady, who i think is the most beautiful woman to EVER play tennis…of course, i’m talking about JENNIFER CAPRIATI…she turns 36 today…

she is such an adorable woman…here she is back when she was winning titles…

here is JENNIFER CAPRIATI today at 36….still incredibly gorgeous….

3.  singer TERRY JACKS is 68 today….remember him?  he had the huge hit “SEASONS IN THE SUN.”

here’s TERRY JACKS back in the 70’s when his song was number one…

here’s TERRY JACKS today at 68….

and of course, we HAVE to play his song…and i bet almost all of you can sing along with it…

here comes “SEASONS IN THE SUN.”

http://youtu.be/rhQ13geD2OA

GOOD GRAVY..HE HAD HAIR LIKE ME WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!

4.  guess what my little confirmation devils did last night?  remember, in the past they sticky noted my car, and hid my tie before lenten services….well, last night they surpassed those two…

last night the girls brought some carmel apples to eat…only their favorite pastor got A CARMEL COVERED ONION!!!

payback is going to be awesome….i just have to think of something that would be WONDERFUL….(maybe i’ll hold them back a year in confirmation…however, i don’t want to go thru this stuff for an extra year!! ha ha)

5.  bluegrass legend EARL SCRUGGS died yesterday at the age of 88…..EARL was half of the incredible popular duo of FLATT AND SCRUGGS, along with his friend LESTER FLATT….

they were known for many hits, but none bigger than this one…

‘THE THEME FROM THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES.”

http://youtu.be/rhQ13geD2OA

and they are also known for “FOGGY MOUNTAIN BREAKDOWN.”

http://youtu.be/6RvI6ZI2JWc

here’s EARL SCRUGGS  a few years ago…

and here’s EARL SCRUGGS recently….

6.  actress CANDICE BERGEN made a big announcement yesterday…she had a stroke back in 2006…..the media reported it, but her reps said it wasn’t true….why did they not tell the truth?  CANDICE said that she “didn’t want it to be a liability.”  in other words, she didn’t want her minor stroke to interfere with getting acting jobs…she’s doing well, except she said she has some memory problems…

CANDICE BERGEN is, of course, the daugher of legendary ventrilquist EDGAR BERGEN…

here they are together years ago with a couple of his comedy characters…

CANDICE BERGEN has always been such a beautiful woman…

here most famous role was in “MURPHY BROWN.”

CANDICE BERGEN is now 65…here she is recently…

7.  starting to put my concert book together for the summer…here’s what i’m most excited about SO FAR…

SARA BAREILLES in SIOUX FALLS on april 22nd

KANSAS in ABERDEEN on april 29th

my favorite comedian RON WHITE in fargo on june 7th

CHARLEY PRIDE at the SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR

STEVE MILLER BAND at the SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR

i’m sure there will be more, and i can’t go to all of them, so i wonder which ones will be eliminated…….probably SARA and RON…(unfortunately)

8.  a CNN poll finds that a majority of republicans want NEWT GINGRICH to drop out of the presidential race…they say 3 out of 4 want that…those three are ROMNEY, SANTORUM, AND PAUL…

9.  friday’s mega millions lottery drawing will be a record 500 MILLION DOLLARS…already people are thinking about what to do with the money if they win….quit their job…buy a mansion….go on a long long vacation…buy two tanks of gas….

10.  actress ALICIA SILVERSTONE is being talked about for posting a YOUTUBE video of her chewing food for her 11 month old son…some think it’s a bizarre video…others think that she might be auditioning to be HUGH HEFNER’S girlfriend….

11.  a statue of the LORAX was stolen from the home of DR. SEUSS’ widow….doggone it…just when you thought LINDSAY LOHAN was turning her life around…

12.  as i mentioned yesterday, KHLOE KARDASHIAN is dropping her support of PETA after her sister KIM was attacked with a flour bomb by a woman who’s actions have been praised by PETA…KHLOE said that violence and bullying never solve problems and she could never be a part of an organization that endorses such behavior…OH NO….you know you’re on the wrong side of the argument when a KARDASHIAN has staked out the moral high ground….

13.  so-called newsman GERALDO RIVERA has apologized for his “hoodie comment.”  now, if we could just get him to apologize for his career….

14. JOKE OF THE DAY:

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
“Reverend,” said the young man, “I’m so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip.”
The minister chuckled, “I know what you mean. It’s the same in my business.”

HAVE A TERRIFIC THURSDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

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