random thoughts for FRIDAY march 30th, 2012

HERE WE GO!!!

YAH SURE YA BETCHA!! and nobody’s more excited than this grinning idiot….

1.  well, with EASTER just over a week away, i thought we would do some EASTER funnies today…

this one is totally tasteless….FUNNY, BUT TASTELESS…ha ha

LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!!!

2.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to actor WARREN BEATTY…believe it or not, he is 75 years old today!!  WARREN has always been a nice looking man…

here’s WARREN BEATTY today at 75….

WARREN BEATTY has some famous people in his life…

he, of course, is the brother of actress SHIRLEY MACCLAINE…

and his beautiful wife is ANNETTE BENNING…

3.  on saturday, legendary musician HERB ALPERT will turn 77…he, as you may well know, is the frontman for HERB ALPERT AND THE TIJUANA BRASS…

here’s one of my favorite album covers of all time…i have NO IDEA why, though….

here’s HERB ALPERT today, the day before his 77th birthday…

how about a song from HERB ALPERT?  here’s the awesome song “THIS GUY’S IN LOVE WITH YOU.”

http://youtu.be/4WZjqdPVaI0

and how about some “SPANISH FLEA?”

http://youtu.be/8iDCPCfh_kw

4.  a legendary lady has a milestone birthday on sunday…the great DEBBIE REYNOLDS turns 80 on sunday…EIGHTY!! and she still looks great…

DEBBIE REYNOLDS has always been a beauty…

here’s DEBBIE REYNOLDS today, as she prepares for birthday number 80 on sunday…

DEBBIE REYNOLDS was married to singer EDDIE FISHER, and her daughter is CARRIE FISHER….here they are many years ago, and one recently with DEBBIE and daughter….

5.  JUST SHUT UP DONOVAN MCNABB…geez…okay, DONOVAN, i agree that you weren’t treated very well by my WASHINGTON REDSKINS, and i agree that maybe you would have turned things around and helped us out….BUT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, JUST SHUT UP….you said that PEYTON MANNING wouldn’t be a good fit in D.C., and now you’re saying that R.G. III won’t be a good fit there either….SO, WHO WILL FIT?  in your eyes, probably nobody….get over it man…it’s just business…you didn’t work out for my REDSKINS, so get past it…besides that, your beef is with KYLE AND MIKE SHANAHAN, not with the SKINS team…..just be quiet and try to concentrate on getting picked up by a team…

6.  speaking of football, THANK GOODNESS FOR THE NFL NETWORK…i can’t even remember what i did in the offseason before this channel came on…i watch it EVERY SINGLE DAY…my wife thinks i’m nuts, but i will even watch old games from start to finish…my response is this, “well, we sit down and watch old tv shows from last season or whenever, so what’s the difference?”  then i just hope and pray thats the end of the conversation..ha ha

7.  FINALLY, A MOVIE JEANNIE AND I WANT TO SEE…i think the theater releases have been horrible in the last few months…nothing exciting…but this weekend, there is one coming out that we’re looking forward to seeing…

it’s a new twist on the old SNOW WHITE story…sounds like a pretty good movie…

speaking of movies, one of our great nieces is staying with us this weekend, so i’ll probably take her to “THE LORAX” tonight, if she hasn’t already seen it….

8.  sunday is APRIL FOOL’S DAY…i don’t even want to go to church in HECLA…it scares me as to what my confirmation kids have planned for me……i thought about announcing my resignation during the announcements as an april fool’s joke, but i figured a little old lady having a heart attack wasn’t worth it…

9.  auto crash tests at GM found that female crash test dummies are injured more often than male crash test dummies….that sounds stupid…but why would it be?  maybe because they were too busy applying eye shadow when the crash occurred….

10.  a company in SEATTLE is marketing a casket painted to look like you’re being buried wrapped in BACON…yeah, BACON…that’s just in case the worms and gophers don’t find you appetizing enough already…

11.  so-called comedian ROSEANNE BARR tweeted the private home address of GEORGE ZIMMERMAN’S parents to all of her twitter followers…thank goodness only three people saw it….

12.  MADONNA is selling her 28 million dollar BEVERLY HILLS mansion…and sources say it’s a STEAL…which means that LINDSAY LOHAN has already put a bid in….

13.  this is unreal, but totally real…a dog in ENGLAND that was choking on a telephone cord, saved it’s own life by calling the emergency number on the phone…wow….smart dog..but wait, if this dog is so darn smart, why the heck was he choking on a telephone cord in the first place?

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test.
     They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
     “Can you read this?” the optician asks.
     “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “Heck, I know the guy.”

HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN


 

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