HAPPY TUESDAY FROM YOURS TRULY!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES ARE GOING OUT TO MY UNCLE WAYNE IN BRITTON!!! LOVE YA MAN!!
1. here come your tuesday funnies….
no, it’s your BUTT that makes your BUTT look big….(THIS IS SO GROSS)
once again, a “space” or a “comma” could be used on this sign…it’s funny though…
if being naked outside means that you’re a “cowboy”, then i guess i guess i’m a cowboy….
and here is something that should be in EVERYBODY’S bathroom…
2. happy birthday wishes are going out today to the legendary DORIS DAY…she’s 89 today…haven’t seen her in years? you’re not alone…she has become kind of a recluse in the last many years…
DORIS is known for many things including the “DORIS DAY SHOW”…i used to really like that show..
remember the opening credits?
here’s DORIS DAY as we remember her…
DORIS DAY is also known for her movies with ROCK HUDSON, including our favorite, “PILLOW TALK.”
there aren’t many pictures out there of DORIS DAY today..however, somebody was able to snap a picture of her a few years back….
3. a couple of great singers and entertainers turn 70 today..one of them is WAYNE NEWTON…
here’s WAYNE back in his early years…
so, the question is, did WAYNE NEWTON ever have some plastic surgery….GEE…YA THINK?
here’s his great song “DANKE SCHOEN”…
4. also, MR. “DOWN IN THE BOONDOCKS” turns 70 today…it’s, of course, BILLY JOE ROYAL….his big hit was one of the biggest songs of the entire 60’s decade!!
here’s BILLY JOE ROYAL back when he was younger…he is on the left…
BILLY JOE ROYAL’S career took off again in the 80’s, only it was on the country music side…he had hits like “BURNED LIKE A ROCKET”, “I’LL PUT A NOTE ON YOUR PILLOW”, and many more…here’s what he looked like in the 80’s…
BILLY JOE ROYAL was in ABERDEEN at the civic arena a couple of years back, opening for GARY PUCKETT for the policeman’s benefit concert…
here’s BILLY JOE ROYAL today at 70….the first one is with B.J. THOMAS…BILLY JOE ROYAL is on the right….
and here’s “DOWN IN THE BOONDOCKS.”
5. well, the morning workouts at 3:15am are going great at ANYTIME FITNESS…i also try to work out in the afternoon as well…at least go for a walk…..i would sure like to go to bed at 8:00 at night, but, of course, my busy schedule doesn’t allow for that….a nap in the afternoon after working out sure feels great…
6. i had this brilliant idea for supper for tonight…i don’t know why i thought of this last night, but i dreamed up meatballs with stuffing inside of them…..i’ll try them tonight and let you know tomorrow if they are worth a hoot….
7. counting today, i have FIVE DAYS left of the LENTEN season, before i start drinking DIET PEPSI again….i think i will definetly cut down on pop now….however, as i have mentioned before, i MUST drink pop when i eat popcorn or pizza…water just doesn’t cut it….
8. asked about her husband’s reputation for being too stiff and rigid, ANN ROMNEY said this about MITT….”i guess we had better unzip him and let the real MITT ROMNEY out..” umm……no thanks……the visual is already too much for me….
9. vice president JOE BIDEN said this week that he’s never had a “real job.” which makes him PERFECT to be in the job he’s currently in….
10. CHINESE researchers now say that they believe hot peppers like jalapenos and habaneros may be good for your heart…that’s because you’re always running as fast as you can to the water fountain or the toilet….
11. in an interview, ELTON JOHN said that he could have easily ended up like WHITNEY HOUSTON…but BOBBY BROWN wasn’t his type….
12. ASHTON KUTCHER has been signed to play apple founder STEVE JOBS in an upcoming movie….the perfect casting would be for DEMI MOORE to play his grandma…..
13. the MASTER’S golf tournament starts on thursday…for golf fans, it’s like the super bowl, except without all of those commercials of guys getting hit in the crotch….
14. JOKE OF THE DAY:
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?”
The woman responded, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor thought some more and continued, “How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?”
The woman replied, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice and I sleep better at night.”
OKAY, HOW ‘BOUT THIS ONE …..
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.
“What’s so funny?” the bartender asked.
“That stupid Dave!” the fellow chortled, “He’s so drunk, he thinks he’s me!”
HA HA HA…HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY…