random thoughts for wednesday april 11th, 2012

IT’S HUMP DAY!!! yay….

1.  here come your midweek funnies….

it’s all about the placement of the signs…WOW…

poor sharks…absolutely NO RESPECT…

2.  THIS IS HARD TO BELIEVER….actor-dancer-all around entertainer JOEL GREY turns 80 today…EIGHTY…that means that when i was watching him entertain when i was in high school he was already in his 50’s..never thought that…

here’s JOEL GREY in his early days….

here’s JOEL GREY today at 80…still acting….

i’m sure you probably know this, but JOEL GREY is the proud papa of JENNIFER GREY, who starred in “DIRTY DANCING.”

JENNIFER GREY is now 52 years old…and i would NEVER have recognized her if i didn’t know it was her….

3.  remember that goofy tv show “MARY HARTMAN MARY HARTMAN?”

here’s the theme song…

http://youtu.be/uDtlEBPWUpA

the lady who played MARY HARTMAN has a birthday today…LOUISE LASSER turns 73 today….i’m sure you remember her…

i probably wouldn’t recognize her when i saw her either….

4.  remember the character “ANTHONY BOUVIER” on “DESIGNING WOMEN?”  his name is MESHACH TAYLOR, and he is turning 65 today….see if you remember him…

here he is today at 65…..

5.  HERNIA SURGERY…that’s what awaits me next week..i will be gone all week…i have church meetings in FARGO early in the week, and surgery on thursday…then 4 days at home recuperating….

i’m not sure i heard the doctor right, but i THINK it’s a “hernia transplant.”  they are looking for a donor right now….so, if you have a hernia that you’re not using, and you want to help out a friend, let me know….

6.  i guess i know what i’ll be doing while taking it easy for four days….i just ordered a box set that i have wanted FOREVER..i’m a huge CLINT EASTWOOD fan, and there is a box set out called “35 YEARS…35 MOVIES….

that’s right, every great movie by CLINT EASTWOOD…i may go into CLINT EASTWOOD overdose next week..LOVE HIM…my favorite?  easy…”GRAN TORINO.”  can’t believe that didn’t win one award at the OSCARS….

7.  OSAMA BIN LADIN has been officially replaced as PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE…who is his replacement?  it’s the guy who decides to not keep the MCRIB on the menu all year long….my choice?  NANCY GRACE….

8.  the cruise ship that is retracing the voyage of the TITANIC was delayed on its first day because of strong winds….they have strict rules on this ship…for instance, the chefs CANNOT SERVE ICEBERG LETTUCE….

9.  a public funeral service is being planned for “60 MINUTES” pioneer MIKE WALLACE…it’ll be later this year immediately after the BRONCOS-CHIEFS football game, except on the west coast where it will be held at it’s regularly scheduled time….

10.  NORTH KOREAN leader KIM JONG UN said  shooting down his country’s long range missile test this week will be seen as an act of war….getting shot down…hmm…thanks for bringing up bad memories of my high school prom….

11.  a BRITISH man proposed in court to his live-in-girlfriend who is on trial for stabbing him last december….he has promised her his heart…but apparently she wanted the kidneys, liver, and spleen, too…

12.  KHLOE KARDASHIAN’S basketball playing husband LAMAR ODOM has parted ways with the DALLAS MAVERICKS after only four months….four months in the KARDASHIAN household is a courtship, wedding, divorce, and new relationship…

13.  in NHL hockey, the TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS published an open letter to their fans, apologizing for another very subpar season…DID YOU HEAR THAT PEOPLE FROM THE TV SHOW “THE OFFICE?”

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said, ”It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her.”
    Adam answered, ”Yes, Lord, but what is a kiss?”
    The Lord gave a brief description to Adam, who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, ”Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable.”
    And the Lord replied, ”Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that. Now, I’d like you to caress Eve.”
    And Adam said, ”What is a caress?”
    So, the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, ”Lord, that was even better than the kiss.”
And the Lord said, ”You’ve done well Adam. And now, I want you to make love to Eve.”
    And Adam asked, ”What is make love, Lord?”
    So, the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he re-appeared in two seconds.
    And Adam said, ”Lord, what is a headache?”

HAVE A TERRIFIC WEDNESDAY…

JAY DEAN


 

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

1 Response

  1. KC

    A very Happy Anniversary to the both of you. Got here accidently and I am glad I did. For me there is no such thing as an overload of nostalgia. Thanks for the memories and all the very best.Cheers

    KC
    Singapore
    25 Apr 12

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