HAPPY HUMP DAY!!! IT’S WEDNESDAY AND WE’RE ON THE DOWNSLIDE TO THE WEEKEND….
1. here are your wednesday funnies……
this one cracks me up….
i HOPE AND PRAY that i never have to use these people!!!
well, at least the following people are HONEST!!!
AND FINALLY, MY FAVORITE ONE TODAY….i wish i would have known this in college…..
2. a former hearthrob is having a birthday today….ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK turns 76 today….
he’s had a great musical career and is still performing today!! here he is back in his younger years…
here’s ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK today at 76….
3. we need to do one by ENGELBERT on his birthday…here’s his huge hit “AFTER THE LOVIN'”….this video is from 1982…
4. when i think ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK, i also think TOM JONES…when i was a kid, i used to get them mixed up…don’t know why, just did….
anyway, we’re going to feature SIR TOM JONES today as well…believe it or not, he’s now 71 years old…
i’m not saying he’s old, but in his younger days the women used to throw their panties on stage…now they throw their DEPENDS…wow, did i really go there? yep, i did…ha ha
here’s TOM JONES in his younger days….
here’s TOM JONES today…i mean, SIR TOM JONES….
5. SIR TOM JONES has had numerous big hits…but none bigger than the following two songs…
here’s “IT’S NOT UNUSUAL.”
how about “WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT?”
okay..i lied, i have to do one more…here’s “DELILAH”….i really like this song…
6. LEONARDO DA VINCI died on this date in 1519…if he was still alive today, he would be a young and vibrant 560 years old…and he would still be a correspondent on “60 MINUTES.”
7. MARK ZUCKERBERG said that FACEBOOK is now helping to find organ donors….so, be aware the next time somebody posts that they really like your eyes….
8. a reality show about the MUSTANG RANCH brothel beings airing on may 10th…basically it’s a great show that will keep you in touch with your congressman…..
9. the “OCTOMOM” NADYA SULEMAN has filed for bankruptcy….14 kids….no job….no husband…i can’t even IMAGINE where her financial plan went off track!!!
10. researchers say that you can lose weight by eating in front of a mirror completely NAKED…it does work….the good news is i lost five pounds…the bad news is, i’m banned from RED LOBSTER…
11. JOKE OF THE DAY:
a young girl was watching her dad get dressed for a party he was going to attend…his daughter watched as her dad put on his tuxedo….the daughter said, “dad, i don’t think you should wear that tonight.” the dad asked why? and the girl said, “because that suit always gives you a headache the next day.”
OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE….
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. “mama, look what i found,” the boy exclaimed…the mom said, “what do you think it is?” and the boy replied, “i think it’s ADAM’S underwear!!”
HAVE A GLORIOUS WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…