i fugured that being we slaughtered SPONGEBOB on yesterday’s blog, we had better bring him back today….
1. here come your thursday funnies….
this is how i used to shop with my mama and my grandma…i guess that would explain a lot, huh?
ATTENTION MEN….PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEXT ONE…YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT……
i like the next one, but for me, just make sure it’s not a HAMM’S..
well, this ought to fix anyone stealing anything….
2. happy birthday wishes are going out to the beautiful PRISCILLA PRESLEY who turns 67 today…..she, of course, became famous for being the wife of ELVIS PRESLEY and the mother of LISA MARIE…
evidently PRISCILLA PRESLEY went to the “KENNY ROGERS SCHOOL OF FACELIFTS.” here she is today…
3. what about her daughter LISA MARIE?
you can see by the family picture above that she was and is quite the cutie…..
LISA MARIE was the absolute love of ELVIS’ life….
that weird sound you heard when the next one was taken was ELVIS spinning and screaming in his grave….
so, do you think that LISA MARIE and her dad look alike?
YOU BE THE JUDGE…WOW…
LISA MARIE PRESLEY is now 44 and is still gorgeous…..
4. guess what? RADAR O’REILLY has a birthday today…well, not RADAR, but the actor that played him on “M*A*S*H”…GARY BURGHOFF is 69 today…one year away from 70…man, how time flies…..
GARY BURGHOFF got his start in 1967 playing CHARLIE BROWN in an off broadway production…..
but, he is best known for playing RADAR….
he was also on “MATCH GAME” a lot of times….
here’s GARY BURGHOFF today at 69…….
5. it’s going to be a busy busy weekend…..my handsome nephew MICHAEL is marrying the incredibly beautiful SAMANTHA this weekend in WARNER….i have the honor of helping out with the service, too….
SAM, we are very excited to add you to our family…..
she said on facebook this week that she has been practicing writing our last name since high school…ha ha…that’s hilarious….
GOOD LUCK YOU TWO….
6. a friend of mine posted on facebook this morning that he was trying to pass a guy who was going slower, and as soon as he got beside the guy the idiot started drag racing him down the highway….when the guy was turning off at his corner, he flipped my friend off…WHAT A JERK…..i told my friend that i would have stopped and followed him….i do that recently…i’ll probably get shot or beat up sometime doing that…ha ha…some people are such morons….
7. why is a plumber more qualified to be president than OBAMA or ROMNEY? at least a plumber tries to PREVENT crap from being flung at people……
8. the man who invented the tv remote control has died at the age of 96…it happens in three’s……we lost two disco legends, and now we’ve lost the guy who made it possible to change the channel when disco came on…….(just joking…i’m a HUGE disco fan…)
9. the internet is buzzing about a new diet pill containing GILA MONSTER SALIVA that’s been shown to reduce food cravings…actually, the pill doesn’t even exist, but just hearing about it makes people lose their appetite….
10. have you seen the photo of a newlywed couple taking wedding pictures at a farm in KANSAS with a tornado in the background?
it’s crazy…some people release flying doves at the ceremony, these two released flying horses….
11. the movie “BATTLESHIP” is expected to lose around 200 million dollars…what the heck is the name of the ship? THE SS FACEBOOK?
12. RADAR ONLINE says that KIM KARDASHIAN has a growing pill popping problem…her family says to just leave her alone, because most of her problems get ironed out in 72 days…..
13. JOKE OF THE DAY:
A customer at Green’s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence.
“Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?”
“I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear. “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you’ll be positively brilliant.”
“You sell them here?” the customer asks.
“Only $4 apiece,” says Green.
The customer buys three. A week later, he’s back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn’t any smarter.
“You didn’t eat enough, ” says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he’s back and this time he’s really angry.
Hey, Green,” he says, “You’re selling me fish heads for $4 each when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You’re ripping me off!”
“You see?” says Green. “You’re getting smarter already!”
HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY…