THE WEEKEND IS IN SIGHT!!! THE NEXT PICTURE WILL BE ME…
1. here come your friday funnies!!!
this will ALSO be me this weekend…..
yep, it’s going to be a SCORCHER this weekend…so, here are some “hot” funnies…
love this next one….
this one is HILARIOUS…
HOWEVER, this is my favorite one today!!! i laughed out loud when i saw it!!!
2. i’m really glad i’m married…..and after seeing the next one, I’M SUPER HAPPY THAT I’M MARRIED…..
3. happy birthday wishes are going out on saturday to “MARRIED WITH CHILDREN” star DAVID GARRISON…he played the wimpy neighbor STEVE…..along with his pushy wife MARCIE….
DAVID GARRISON hits a milestone on saturday…he will turn 60…here he is today….
4. do you remember actress KAREN BLACK?
she appeared in movies such as “EASY RIDER”, “NASHVILLE”, “AIRPORT 1975”, “THE GREAT GATSBY” and many more….
she will turn 73 on sunday…here’s what she looks like today….
5. we have another milestone birthday on sunday…the great DAN AYKROYD will turn 60…wow….
of course, we all remember DAN hitting the scene as one of the original cast of “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.”
and we loved him in “GHOSTBUSTERS.”
here’s DAN AYKROYD today on the weekend of birthday number 60!!!!
6. three new movies come out this weekend and i only plan on seeing one of them….
first of all, “MAGIC MIKE” comes out today….hell no!! don’t care for CHANNING TATUM or seeing this movie…..
i’m not a fan of the “MADEA” movies, but the new one actually looks okay…doubt i will go though…..
HOWEVER, i am super excited to go to the movies tonight and see the debut of “TED.”
SETH MACFARLANE is the creator of “FAMILY GUY”, and this is his first movie…the previews look hilarious….
7. diet experts say that having dessert at breakfast curbs your craving for sweets during the rest of the day….coming to a eatery near you…SNICKERS AND HERSHEY BAR OMELETS…..
8. comedian ANDY DICK has checked into a drug and alcohol rehab for the tenth time!!! and according to his punch card, this one is free…..
9. earlier this month, a tiger that belonged to MICHAEL JACKSON died….what the heck? is CONRAD MURRAY out already?
10. RADAR ONLIN reports that PARIS HILTON was the one who started a scuffle with a paparazzi outside a nightclub….PARIS attacked the guy and chased him…luckily for him, PARIS tripped over LINDSAY LOHAN who was passed out on the sidewalk….
11. a new report says that each year 3.5 millon AMERICANS are sickened by pollution at the nation’s beaches….and from seeing grandpa’s in speedos…
12. JOKE OF THE DAY:
a pastor announced that next sunday the “prison quartet” will be singing in church…..everybody looked around at each other confused…nobody had heard of that group….so, one lady stood up and said, “pastor, why do you call them the “prison quartet?” and the pastor said, “because they’re always behind a few bars and looking for the right key.”
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND…