HEY…WE’RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE WEEKEND!!!!
1. here are your thursday funnies!!!
good ol’ MAXINE…
i LOVE this next one….
hey, i think i’ll try this next one on my neighbors in WARNER…
and finally, an oldie, but a goodie…
2. our prayers and thoughts are going out to the folks in and around the DULUTH, MINNESOTA area…major flooding is going on right now…..check out these pictures…..
many zoo animals were killed in the flood, but there was so good news…a seal was found wandering around town….
this is a horrible situation…please say a prayer that everyone remains safe, and that cleanup comes quickly….
3. DR. BRICKER from “LOVE BOAT” is celebrating a birthday today…he’s actor BERNIE KOPELL and he turns 79 today…i’m sure you remember him….
we wish him a happy 79th today…here’s BERNIE KOPELL today…
4. HOW WEIRD IS THIS?
remember the tv show “FAMILY TIES?”
well, the mom and dad on the show share the same birthday today…but to make it every stranger, THEY ARE THE SAME AGE…how’s that for coincidence?
MEREDITH BAXTER and MICHAEL GROSS are both 65 today….here they are today….
by the way, the cast of “FAMILY TIES” got together recently for a reunion…here’s a couple of pictures…
5. guess how we decided who the home team was at church softball the other night? i didn’t have a coin on me, the other manager didn’t have a coin on him, and the umpire didn’t have a coin…so what did we do? BEST OF THREE ON ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS….that’s right…and by the way, that would be the FIRST time i’ve ever experienced that….and, I WON…so, we were the home team….
6. MINNESOTA VIKINGS’S wide receiver PERCY HARVIN is whining and crying that he is unhappy in MINNESOTA and wants to be traded….nobody knows if it’s money related, playing time related or what…..here’s my take on this….
i am SO SO TIRED of these whiney, pouty athletes…YOU HAVE A CONTRACT…SHOW UP AND PLAY…HONOR THE CONTRACT…if you need it redone, and trust me, PERCY needs a new one, show the team what you can do and maybe the money will come in…SHEESH….
7. vice president JOE BIDEN’S wife JILL, was filmed taking the SECRET SERVICE along with her to do some lingerie shopping….HEY, STOP TEMPTING THESE GUYS…..
8. IBM now has the world’s fastest supercomputer….it can make trillions of calculations per second, or approximately the speed of LINDSAY LOHAN’S rising car insurance…..
9. according to a new study, collectively, the world population is 17 million tons overweight…which means the sea levels aren’t rising….we’re just making the land sink!!!
10. a woman in KENTUCKY got stuck to a toilet seat in WALMART that was covered in super glue….making her the first person in history to NOT look at a public toilet seat before sitting down!!
11. the 90’s boy band 98 DEGREES announced that they would reunite this summer for one night only…why did it take so long? they had to line up people for fill-in shifts for their jobs at ARBY’S…
12. PETA is slamming KIM KARDASHIAN for her python-skin boots which she’s wearing in PARIS…by the way, they are banned in her home state of CALIFORNIA….PETA is angry that KIM doesn’t care about scaly col-blooded reptiles, to which KIM replied, “HEY, LEAVE MY MOM OUT OF THIS.”
13. JOKE OF THE DAY:
A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
“Paddy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients.”
“Yes, sir!” answers Paddy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: “So, Paddy, how was your day?”
Paddy told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.”
“Bravo Mate, and the second one?” asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir” says Paddy.”
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: ‘HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'”
“Tunderin’ lard Paddy, what did you do?” asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes.”
HAVE A HAPPY THURSDAY MY FRIENDS…