PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME IT’S HERE…..
1. here come your weekend funnies!!!
THIS ONE IS HILARIOUS….
every married man can appreciate the next one…ha ha…
hmmm…the next one makes sense…never thought of it that way…
i know a couple of people who are flipping the next switch ALL DAY LONG….
2. happy birthday wishes today are going out to singer/actor KRIS KRISTOFFERSON…he turns 76 today….
KRIS is truly one of the best songwriters in the history of music…he has written such legendary classics as “ME AND BOBBY MCGEE”, “HELP ME MAKE IT THRU THE NIGHT”, “WHY ME LORD?”, “FOR THE GOOD TIMES”, “SUNDAY MORNING COMING DOWN”, and many many more…..
here’s KRIS back in his younger years, including an album cover a lot of us had……
KRIS, as we have mentioned before, was once married to singer RITA COOLIDGE….
here’s KRIS KRISTOFFERSON today at 76…….
3. we HAVE to do some KRIS music today in honor of his birthday….here’s my favorite song by him…i have sung this in church before, and may have to do so again this sunday because of his birthday….
here’s “WHY ME LORD?”
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON became a wealthy man because of one of his songs that was made a classic by RAY PRICE…here is “FOR THE GOOD TIMES.”
4. the “BIONIC WOMAN” has a birthday today….i should say, the actress who PLAYED her has a birthday…..LINDSAY WAGNER turns 63 today….
here is LINDSAY WAGNER today at 63…..
5. comedian JACK CARTER, who was famous mostly back in the 60’s and 70’s has a birthday on sunday….he will turn 89 years old…see if you remember him….
here’s JACK CARTER today on the weekend of his 89th birthday….
6. call me weird, but i want to see the new movie “ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER.”
i love the slogan….”PRESIDENT BY DAY…HUNTER BY NIGHT.” ha ha….this movie looked so stupid when i heard about it, but it’s so silly that i HAVE to see it…in fact, both JEANNIE AND I agree on seeing this one…..
hopefully i will have a critique of it on monday…..
7. WELL, THERE’S 90 MINUTE OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK…UGH….
i’m talking about the time i spent yesterday at the ADAM SANDLER/ANDY SAMBERG movie “THAT’S MY BOY.”
ten of us in the theater yesterday…i think i heard maybe THREE laughs….
this movie has all the HILARIOUS comedy themes like incest, masturbating over grandma’s picture, and more F-BOMBS than an EDDIE MURPHY concert…..
8. remember this area’s popular band “PRECIOUS CARGO?” they are reuniting…and it feels so good!!!
i will be there…my wife will be there…some of our friends will be there…WILL YOU?
it’s saturday night from 7pm-11pm at the SHRINE MOSQUE on south main in ABERDEEN…this awesome band plays songs by “CHICAGO”, “EARTH WIND AND FIRE”, “DOOBIE BROTHERS” and many many more…
no cover charge…..beverages will be available…look me up if you get there!!!
9. during a hypnosis demonstration, young girls at a private school in CANADA accidentally got stuck in the trance….the girls were all glassy-eyed and open to suggestion….kind of like being at a JUSTIN BIEBER concert…
10. ASHTON KUTCHER is suing the CALIFORNIA state DMV after the DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES backed out of a reality show deal…c’mon ASHTON..give them a break…they have enough problems, like trying to find out who the hell gave LINDSAY LOHAN a driver’s license….
11. BRISTOL PALIN new show on LIFETIME is bombing…it pulled in only a 0.2 rating for adults….BRISTOL’S new show took a backseat to the other new shows this week…of course, the backseat is where BRISTOL’S problems started anyway….
12. today is “take your dog to work day.” or as i call it “JAY takes another huge round of allergy medication day.”
13. JOKE OF THE DAY:
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.
“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies.
“Put them back, we can’t afford them” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: “So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.”
He never knew what hit him.
HAVE A TREMENDOUS WEEKEND…